User:DAK4Blizzard

DAK4Blizzard "Geography is my game"

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

us-P This fucker speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. us-P

fr-G This user does not speak Français and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Français speakers. fr-G

ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde. ow-1

Welcome to my page...unless you are a douchebag, in which case you can click that lovely back arrow on the upper left corner of your pathetic browser.

I reside in Maryland, which is a a southern northern state that boasts too much about crabs and Old Bay seasoning but just the right amount about its flag.

About Me

You can tell a lot about who I am based on where I've made significant contributions.

Contributions

• Baseball
• Doctor Who
• Hockey
• Interstate 95
• Major League Baseball
• Maryland
• Montgomery County, Maryland
• National Hockey League
• Pennsylvania
• Prince George's County, Maryland
• Tennis
• University of Maryland
• Washington, D.C.