User:DAK4Blizzard

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DAK4Blizzard
"Geography is my game"
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is Jewish link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.
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This fucker speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user does not speak Français and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Français speakers.
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Welcome to my page...unless you are a douchebag, in which case you can click that lovely back arrow on the upper left corner of your pathetic browser.

I reside in Maryland, which is a a southern northern state that boasts too much about crabs and Old Bay seasoning but just the right amount about its flag.

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The writer of this article is an American Liberal and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. He's probably also a communist; quick! Inform HUAC!)