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Yes, I steal from people.[edit]

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a wee bit o haggis would be nice.
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Name: Mast. Ciarán P
Gender: Male
Birth Date: November 30th, 1991
Location: Gleska
Occupation: Too busy for that shit.
Religion: That Pope stuff.
Politics: SNP
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In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
This user gots a shovel.
Yes s/he does.
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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