User:CiaranP

Yes, I steal from people.

This user is fae Bonnie Scotland and while you may take his life, you will ne'er take... HIS FREEDOM!

CiaranP Cool Dude
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Name: Mast. Ciarán P Gender: Male Birth Date: November 30th, 1991 Location: Gleska Occupation: Too busy for that shit. Religion: That Pope stuff. Politics: SNP
Interests
Secks Movis T'internet Moosik

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This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.

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This user's IQ is over 100000.

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user is a mutant.

This user is an angel.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[1]].

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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

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This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

RENT

This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

RENT

This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is apart of the offical Uncyclopedia Alliance for Cyber Nations. God help us.

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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own chosen people.

The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

This user loves pi

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

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This userpage is bullshit.

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CiaranP's IP is 127.0.0.1.

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subliminal!

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This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

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This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.

中共

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

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This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user fears the clowns.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

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This user is cooler than you.

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This user is elite.

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This user is a deluded egomaniac.

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This user hates you and everyone you care about.

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This user is a n00b.

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MEH

This user redefines lazy!

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This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes.

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

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This user doesn't care.

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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

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This user's head A SPLODE.

ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

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Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?

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