User talk:CiaranP

Welcome!

Hello, CiaranP, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! --—Braydie 21:02, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Do not deface user pages

Defacing other users' pages is a good way to get banned, and I wouldn't recommend doing it. If you don't have something funny to say, don't say it at all. Rad 21:34, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

Sorry, but your first UnNews story, UnNews:Car park implodes in New Jersey!, sucked and was huffed. Read the stuff below and please try again... you might be good enought to make the Team some day. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:00, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

the important stuff about UnNews articles

Welcome to UnNews, and thank you for contributing some crap. For a very quick introduction to the ins and outs, please take 30 seconds to read Help:How to write an UnNews article. Please note that proper formatting of an articles title has only the first word (after UnNews:) and proper nouns capitalized. The second offense of this cardinal rule gets your ass banned. Heh, just kidding... maybe.

Also, a perusal of HowTo:Tune up an UnNews article may help you sink to the average level of UnNews mediocrity, and go on to fame, fortune, and celebrity. Cheers!

Prototype: how to do an unnews audio

Note: this crap is a work in progress

Jesus bought the Holy Ass, depicted here as a raptor, from zim in 1066 AD.

As for doing the UnNews Audio Perpendicular Mambo, first you'll need software to record sound files on your computer. I currently use Cakewalk Sonar, but many other applications such as the freeware Audacity, or other commercial applications like Steinberg's Cubase and Pro Tools Digital Audio Workstation will be great.

Having that in place, there ar UnNews jingle files you can download, and add to your files here:

• http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:UnNews_Jingle_British.mp3
• http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:UnNews_Jingle_American.MP3

You'll need to upload your final audio file in mp3 format.

Once uploaded, you'll need to tag the article you've read like this

{{UnNewsAudio|Your_soundfile_name.mp3}}.

Next, go to this page http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:FrontPageMediaMenuBeta, add your file with pointer and file size arranged like this:

Your_soundfile_name.mp3|article_title|<file size>KB|

The file size information can be found on the info page of the audio which you've uploaded.

The procedure for setting up your file for podcast is a secret freemason thingy which Olipro and I currently manage. I'm around almost daily, so I look for new audio files to delete fix, or whatever. If you get hung up with any of these steps, let me know, or alternately check out #unnews and #uncyclopedia on IRC. Cheers!

Apparent Vanity Policy Violation

I'd like to inform you that the article you just wrote, Frances McKee, was likely in violation of our vanity policies. I have since deleted it, and if it is recreated violating said policies again, you will receive a 36-hour block. Uncyclopedia deletes vanity articles because 99% of the time, they just aren't funny to us. I'm sure it could be the most hilarious thing to you and your buddies, but the rest of us are standing around scratching our heads in bewilderment. Also, writing libel about people you know is not tolerated here. An alternative you could pursue is placing your article as a subpage of your userpage, eg. User:CiaranP/Frances McKee. If you believe I'm mistaken, please leave me a note on my talk page and I'll double-check. Thanks. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:28, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

xMAS

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:53, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Moved page

Your page marked "Work in Progress" was moved to User:CiaranP/Police Force after 7 days with no activity. Feel free to move it back when it's ready. -- sannse (talk) 21:32, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

F@H

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I have contributed 0 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.

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And have a point keepin' userbox as well. 15:13, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

WIP move notice of Yoshema’s Lab

Hey, your article that was called Yoshema’s Lab has been moved to User:CiaranP/Yoshema’s Lab for further development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie 13:51, 2 April 2007 (UTC)