User:Butterflymaiden/Tomorrows Pioneers
Tomorrow's Pioneers is a show that deals on terrorism. This show is specially aimed on Palestine's terrorists of tomorrow-of course, Saraa Barhoum, your evil daughter(who loves drugs also and even gay bars! Take that Britney Spears!). This is Al Jazeera's first TV program for children, and the 100th terrorism related show. This show has received over 9000 thumbs up from different Cable Stations in Palestine.
History[edit | edit source]
In 1999, Al Jazeera was bored and decided to make better shows for children because their first attempt was gay, that is, according to them. Young Bin Laden went to Al Jazeera and hatched an idea of a show about a knock-off Mickey Mouse and an Arabian hentai-lover chick. Season 1 finally went air on 2002, but was later canceled after 5 episodes combined with low ratings and bad graphics and the moral values really don't have terrorism but Fear Factor concepts. After 3 years, Season 1.5 went air this time with a new director and ideas, this time more excitement, more terrorism and more Fear Factor! The season had received high ratings and the show went on and on, more plots were added in every episode containing problems about Myspace and Facebook and other guest appearances making it a resource for tomorrows pioneers in terrorism.
Characters[edit | edit source]
Saraa Barhoum
Saraa Barhoum is an 11-year old girl in a hijab who hosts Tomorrow's Pioneers. She was made host after bombing her neighbor's and her own house. She is also a Secret-society strip dancer. She was reported to be gay lesbian stupid because she can't speak a single word of English which forced the director to make her work for an American Hotel in Middle East, she went back to the studio and was finally accepted. She has a dead father who was reported to be mummified in Egypt near Cleopatra's house. Of course she had sex with Jack Dawson also which caused Titanic to sink.
Its confirmed that her family is dead. Poor Saraa!
She is also a prostitute just in case you didn't know who she really is
Uncle Sam
Main article:Uncle Sam
"I want you to die"; "I want you to bomb Jerusalem"; "I wan't you to die in Iraq"; "I want you to have sex with Hitler"; "I want it all!!!"
Farfour
He is the fake Mickey Mouse, he had sex with Saraa like a million of times already, ask Uncle Sam and he will be happy to answer your question.
Farfour is confirmed to be 15, but his drivers license said he was over 18, whichever came first.
Farfour also likes drugs and reckless joyrides. He once went to North Korea and got killed by Kim Jung-Il, but he was lucky to shoot him with an AK-47 while dancing Cha-Cha with someone who is an ewok midget .
Episodes[edit | edit source]
101-Saraa and Farfour caught having sex
102-Uncle Sam bombs America behold the 9/11
103*American Version*-Spleak has sex with Mickey Mouse
103-B-Saraa hacks Uncle Sam's Facebook and Myspace accounts in one setting
104-Saraa gets raped
105-Fuck you Israel!!!
106-Fuck you America!!!
107-Fuck you Doctor Rabbit
108-Fucking Rubiks Cube
109*America-Palestine Unite*-Saraa and Spleak having a blowjob
110-Fuck MSN
111-Fuck Mikrosoft
112-Fuck Bill Gates(7th and last fuck episode)
113-Assassinate Imelda Marcos(Canceled due to heavy rains)
114-Assassinate Corazon Aquino(Canceled due to heavy tampons typhoons)
115-Henry Sy and Teresita Sy 4ever!(The only emo episode)
116-Coming Soon!^_^
In show calls[edit | edit source]
This is also a segment of Tomorrow's Pioneers, this is a better segment than the main show itself, callers get the chance to have phone sex with Saraa(gay,lesbian and straight). In this segment, you have to show off your talents while Farfour mimics the song. This is one memorable song, this is an entry from Tomorrow's Pioneers America representative Spleak Al Mikrosofta(a.k.a Bill Gate's Bitch):
(exact lyrics in filipino, cebuano and a little english)
Kulang Aba
Sama Sama Yu
Duet Duet See manghuli eh
Rafa Harakeh
O, o, o
O Shawa da heck
Show my hand,Make it bang
make it ahhh
Manlika Myra Forrest
Sukod Sook
Don't come on dood
Sukod Sukod
Anang baduy
Saot Sukod
Wa laina
Nakakiki
Wa nakasulod
Wala ini
kanino turalet
Magkasama
Natukna
Ang Galing
naaa
daku naduda
ra tindahan
Boobie
Lagut Kaayo siya
Sugot Sulot
Ah Terrorista
ug sa
Karun Daku
Abun
Sa
Sud ka day
Ubani uban
Translated Version(English):
Lacking, Oh
I want to come, I want to come Yo!
Duet Duet See terrorist eh!
Rafa Harakeh
O, o, o
O Shawa da Heck!
Show my hand, make it bang
make it ahhhh
Manlika Myra Forrest
Fit In
Don't come on dude
Fit Fit
That Emo
Saot Fit
Not Different
Nakakiki
Didn't come in
Fit In
Don't Come on dude
Fit Fit
That Emo
Saot Fit
Not Different
Nakakiki
Didn't come in
Not here
who turalet
Companion
Natukna
The Great
naaa
big worry
the store
Boobie
So stupid you
Agree Wear
Ah, Terrorist
and then
now big
abun sa inside bitch
Come with her, cum
This is a link to the popular phone call's video footage caught by nerds [1]
Ratings[edit | edit source]
Here are the ratings as it goes
Season 1-FAILED!
Season 1.5-50.06%(F+)
Season 2-Vacant
Differences from Season 1 and the new Season 1.5[edit | edit source]
Season 1-Whacked out graphics, too much good values not in the Qu'ran, Fear Factor being a mini-skit, less sex, too much noise, no bombs and terrorism.
Season 1.5-More!!! More excitement, more Fear Factor, more kidnappings, more 9/11, more hentai, more porn, more assassinations, more martial arts, more cum! And more politics and much much more!!!
Bonus: We're back to invade North Korea!!! Never gonna give you up!!! You have been RickRoll'd!