The spam finds its way
- By Sir Peasewhizz de New York
Nobody could have expected the return of the spam. I'm just kidding. Everyone knew it was going to happen. Recently, Ly has made it so editing is more open to those who aren't "users" and with that, came the inevitable spam. Probably the first major bit of spam came from a user who was putting a troll face in 400px on many pages (including category pages). I alerted Lyrithya on IRC and she blocked the user with a time of infinite. I had already put the user on Ban Patrol. Yes, Ban Patrol. We need to kick it into gear now. Like it once was. We want more of it.
The everyday troll causing harm to the defenseless like me and you.
So please, get your spam spray ready, the Ban Patrol ready to penetrate, and your anti-spam mind in motion. That is an order!
The Cold War Update
- By Meganew
Well, ladies and gentlemen... It has begun. For those of you who don't know, (you should all know, it has been a few weeks) the great internet humor wiki known across the world as Uncyclopedia has officially split, since January 5th to be precise. While there are those who remain loyal to the original (now completely Wikia-owned) Uncyc, others have left and formulated a site of their own, "Free Uncyclopedia," if you will. Every Saturday, starting this week, I will give an update at Uncyc Cold War on the current situation, sharing details with the populaces of both sites on any updates pertaining to the current split. Post on that page's talk page if you wish to give your input as a Wikia Uncycer or a Free Uncycer.
Some of you may wish to know how this started... It all goes back a very long time ago, when a man named Chronarion sold the original Uncyclopedia (uncyclopedia.org) to Wikia for beer and hookers, the company originally created by Jimbo Wales as a hub of wikis for various specific subjects. Over the years, Wikia did many things to Uncyclopedia, including domain name updates, restrictions on hardline levels of satire, and most notable of all, the censoring of all unclad racks on the entire site. The final spark was (according to Frosty, one of the Free Uncyc leaders (Sannse we're ratting you out), a heavy demand over adding a North America-only suicide prevention hotline to the suicide page. Regardless of the circumstances, members were tired of Wikia, and as such left the site to formulate their own variant. Frosty would then go on a rage to revert all booby pictures and give us nudes once again.
If you touch the red zones in just the right way... it will cause an explosion.
A primary difficulty for years was the fact that there was no original domain name that a new Uncyclopedia could be built on. Uncyclopedia.org was in Wikia's hands, after all. Incapable of simply leaving, a domain name ([en.uncyclopedia.co]) was eventually found, and the move was made by the majority of writers and the like. The inevitable struggle between these two wikis will prove to be most interesting to watch as it plays out.
Until next week, keep on trucking!
UnVoyage - journey around the world without leaving your seat, the ultimate travel experience for lazy people!
- By Yrtneg
Uncyclopedian Yrtneg has created a new project - UnVoyage. It's a parody of Wikivoyage. It's a fake travel guide with pages like "Space", "Hell", and etc. Now of course, we're all going to forget about it before six months, but who cares. Go ahead and add some pages! Bitch. Right now there's nothing but who cares. Uncyclopedian Carlb suggested making pages like "Titanic" and "the moon". The main page is at UnVoyage and it's pretty fucked up. Go check it out!
Select User of the Week
The select user of the week for this edition of USP is RAHB, because he was the only one who would pay attention to VFH. Be ashamed all you neglecting other admins! Just kidding, the VFH is dead. So go vote.
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Important Tip of the Week
Don't hump donkeys.
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From our logs:
- 09:27, January 23, 2013 Jack Phoenix (Talk | contribs) blocked 74.214.47.130 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week (<span style="font-size: 901px; overflow: none; position: absolute;">FUCK</span>)
- 15:57, January 22, 2013 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked Yrtneg (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 weeks (All but admitted to being User:TheBorrower on IRC.)
- 15:54, January 22, 2013 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked TheBorrower (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (This is fucking stupid for about five hundred reasons.)
- 00:48, January 22, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked 91.207.8.30 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 6 months (Spam, Maps, Pams, Amps.)
- 23:40, January 21, 2013 TKF (Talk | contribs) blocked SirPeasewhizz (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 4 hours (since he asked nicely. but seriously man)
- 23:26, January 21, 2013 TKF (Talk | contribs) blocked SirPeasewhizz (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 18 hours (for god's sake man, i literally just told you to stop flooding VFH)
- 16:51, January 21, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Wiley812 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (Nobody cares about your gay products.)
- 22:53, October 25, 2023 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked EugeneKay (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 17 minutes (Gayer than Christmas: Asked to be banned.)
- 17:11, January 19, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked 208.54.35.212 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week (Piss poor attempt at a scam)
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Biopic of the Week
This week, we spoke with the hot admin that offers 69ing upon request via IRC. Yes, IRC.
We asked him what his favorite thing to do was... he replied doggystyle or the Reverse Manatee. We asked him what he was doing to help the site. He replied; "Continuing to manage our social media presence, reforming project layouts to adhere to Wikimedia's formatting, and managing our e-store and donations. Also acting as our PR contact but the press isn't interested."
When we asked him if he does all these while performing the cowgirl over the top squeezedown twister-ma-jigger down-town position. He said yes, on occasional basis. He also says, "Occasionally it can get tedious so I sometimes must defer such responsibilities to a third party."
Then we asked him if he was aware the term rape can also be called a struggle snuggle. He said "Yes, and I think it's a shame that liberal political correctness has infiltrated almost every inch of our culture."
Then we asked him what he thought of Obama snaggin' our guns. He replied, "He'll get my guns when he snatches them from my cold, dead fingers, which I only have 7 of because of a loose firing pin on my Glock. Ehh, make that 6.5 actually."
Nice.
Then we asked him, "for the bright young users who migrated here and are very active, where do you see them going on this site? Any advice? Any tips? What they should do to become a better user? etc."
His advice was heart-touching. "I haven't been looking at our new users, but I encourage them to keep editing and refer their friends to do the same. We hope to have cash prize contests again so I encourage them to stick around for that and other exciting things to come. One tip I could recommend is to not be a dick. Most users are very likable once you talk to them through another medium such as IRC or Skype, so don't take the editing or wiki politics personally. And they can just read all of my articles instead of the HTBFANJS. My articles are a guide and inspiration for humor."
There you have it everybody! Hotadmin4u69!
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