UnPoetia:Ode To McDonald's

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Greaseball burgers and a salty crisp fry,

It's truly no wonder why fat-asses die

No matter how tastey your Big Mac can be,

T'will lengthen your waist line in inches by 3

And just when you think you are done for the day,

They make you come back for a free McSundae

McFlurries, McJaggers, and even McStraws,

Obesity is no wonder because

No matter how much we all hate to stay,

It's certain the "Arches" will just have to say

The Fast Food Conglomerate of McDonald's ©®

	McEnterprise
	McDonald's · Employee Manual · Guide to Visiting McDonald's · McDonland · McDonaldland · McJesus · McWorship · Ordering at McDonalds · Ronald McDonald
	McProducts
	Burger · Burger Index · Burger-flipping · Clamburger · Turd burger · Chicken McNuggets · Fast food · Fries with that · Grimace Shake · Heart Attack In A Wrapper · Poop Cuisine
	McEnemies
	A.C.I. Monday's · Arby's · Aunt Jemima · Benson's · Bob Evans · Cinnabon · Chick-fil-A · Dunkin' · Honey Baked Hams · IHOP · Jackie Johnson's · Jollibee · Krispy Kreme · Krusty Krab · Long John Silver's · Papa John's · Pizza Hut · Quiznos · Red Lobster · Taco Hell · Wendy's · White Castle · World Trade Chicken
	McWannabe's
	Booger King · Burger King · Butthole King · Comecon Burger · Fuddruckers · Hardee's · House of Burgesses · Johnny Rockets · Nazi Burger · Whataburger
	..and other McStuff that don't fit into the other McTopics so they are placed McHere
	Billions and billions · Burger King Foot Lettuce · Ron and the Cheeseburger · Super Size Me · Public health hazard · McDonald's "healthy" options · UN Trademark Skirmish · Prince Charles wants to ban McDonald's · Ronald McDonald leaves McDonald's · Police officer's burger asalt

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