MEDITERRANEAN -- The world has condemned Israel for boarding a flotilla of harmless pleasure vehicles--an unorganized, spontaneous effort to bring gifts to the desperately poor citizens of the Gaza Strip, including flash grenades, which are used to control the rodent population of Gaza, and bayonets, which are in short supply in the kitchens of the restaurants in the zone.
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ISTANBUL, Turkey -- All of the children defeated by Israeli kids dressed as commandos, aboard a secret weapons convoy that had planned to dock in Gaza, were beaten by superior 'Nerf guns'.
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PALESTINE, 1947 -- The British Navy’s takeover of a flotilla of refugees headed to Palestine came to a dramatic end before dawn Monday, with 3 refugees dead and dozens wounded. British naval officers jumped onto the roof of the Exodus (a Jewish passenger ship) from naval vessels. They immediately encountered fierce resistance as they were attacked by refugees armed with candlesticks, scrolls, and wooden sticks.
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