UnGames:Criminal Simulator

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Now, get lost (and I mean that in the nicest way possible)!
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It's a Saturday in Philadelphia. You're very drunk, but no one will give you a ride home. Why not... drive yourself home? Who can say I'm going to crash or something? So, you start driving on the wide road. Part of your mind feels guilty about commiting a crime, but who can really catch ya?

10:00 PM, 60 km/h

Speed up, before they can stop me!!!

Same speed

But I can't risk killing anyone!

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