UnGames:Criminal Simulator/speedup

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You speed up. Some folks near the bar notice you, so police may be after you in some time. Driving by a few blocks, you see a red traffic light(no cars in line). What do you do?

10:01 PM, 65 km/h

I don't have time!

Okay, I'll stop...

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