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Are you a heathen? Do you wish to repent your sins? Well, you probably won't be able to do any of that with the help of this dictionary, but it can help you add some more Christ into your Christianity.

If you've always wanted to talk like Jonathan Edwards or that smuck, Joel Osteen, then here's your chance!

Pat Robertson tackles lexicography and challenges your religious views in this dictionary (or should we say Christianary!) of biased terms that every Republican Christian should know if they want to get into heaven in "Pat Robertson's Christian Dictionary: Volume One" (God forbid if another volume is ever released).

So crack open your mind and the book. And remember, when in doubt, prepare to burn in hell!

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Featured writer

User Aleister is our current Author of the Month. As a famed author in the lands of Uncyclopedia, he has written several best-seller books, such as My Daddy Has Two Yachts, Fishing For Children, and My Pal Stanley Kubrick. Writing several books so great, that in fact, they have been reviewed and featured by the populous to be placed onto the front page. If you want a good spark of inspiration on your UnBooks, read those books, and then come back. Who knows, maybe you'll become the new Author of the Month! Except you can't anymore.

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Create your own story

Write your own "feature-worthy" crappy novel today! As of right now, (yes, right now), we currently have 418 books written! But 418 are just plain ol' rookie numbers compared to the gigantic amount of books written by Dr. Zeus and J.K. Lolens. That's why you should write your own UnBook! Sure, it may take a little longer to write than the regular article, but it'll be a fun experience.

Before you begin, you should read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid if you want a chance of writing a good UnBook.

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