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Famous American short-story author O. Henry, renowned for his ridiculously stupid and twist endings, recently chose three of his favorite short-stories (not written by himself) which had endings similar to those of his own writing style. These types of endings are commonly known as "O. Henry Endings". All of this was accomplished despite the fact that O. Henry reportedly died in 1910.

Featured children books

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Hello, children! Am I glad to see you! I lost my favorite 1984 penny! His name is Adam. I can't find him anywhere! And now my favorite 2003 quarter named Bobby is lonely!

Will you help me find him?

Featured poems

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Do not shag gentle during that good night,
Youthful lust should burn and rave after close of day;
Rage, rage following the turning off of the light.

Though wise scholars in their minds know safety is right,
Because their getting laid was so unlikely they
Do not shag gentle during that good night..

Featured writer
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User Aleister is our current Author of the Month. As a famed author in the lands of Uncyclopedia, he has written several best-seller books, such as My Daddy Has Two Yachts, Fishing For Children, and My Pal Stanley Kubrick. Writing several books so great, that in fact, they have been reviewed and featured by the populous to be placed onto the front page. If you want a good spark of inspiration on your UnBooks, read those books, and then come back. Who knows, maybe you'll become the new Author of the Month! Except you can't anymore.

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Create your own story
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Write your own "feature-worthy" crappy novel today! As of right now, (yes, right now), we currently have 425 books written! But 425 are just plain ol' rookie numbers compared to the gigantic amount of books written by Dr. Zeus and J.K. Lolens. That's why you should write your own UnBook! Sure, it may take a little longer to write than the regular article, but it'll be a fun experience.

Before you begin, you should read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid if you want a chance of writing a good UnBook.


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