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Paos, a prehistoric clovis culture American warrior who lived large on the land and reigned over so many women that they could not be counted, invented soap - which is Paos spelled backwards. Men called him their friend, and went to hunt with him, and baked the bread as only a man chef can bake it. Paos The Great, his story we tell.
Hello, children! Am I glad to see you! I lost my favorite 1984 penny! His name is Adam. I can't find him anywhere! And now my favorite 2003 quarter named Bobby is lonely!
Do not shag gentle during that good night,
Youthful lust should burn and rave after close of day;
Rage, rage following the turning off of the light.
Though wise scholars in their minds know safety is right,
Because their getting laid was so unlikely they
Do not shag gentle during that good night..
User Aleister is our current Author of the Month. As a famed author in the lands of Uncyclopedia, he has written several best-seller books, such as My Daddy Has Two Yachts, Fishing For Children, and My Pal Stanley Kubrick. Writing several books so great, that in fact, they have been reviewed and featured by the populous to be placed onto the front page. If you want a good spark of inspiration on your UnBooks, read those books, and then come back. Who knows, maybe you'll become the new Author of the Month! Except you can't anymore.
Before you begin, you should read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid if you want a chance of writing a good UnBook.
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