UnBooks:How to Make Shitty BASIC programs
Requirements for this shitty unbook:
- A working BASIC-activated computer.
- A BASIC cassette tape or floppy disk for your BASIC-activated computer
- A working modern computer (as every BASIC-actiavted computer was made when the internet didn't exist or was hard to implement)
- A brain (your brain is recommended)
- Free time
- Eyes...
- ...and pretty much anything else needed to read this book
Chapter 1: Load up BASIC (for your cassette tape)
First, turn on your BASIC-activated computer and then eject your cassette deck and then put your tape in. Close the deck and rewind the tape (if it isn't rewound). Type LOAD (or press C if you are running a computer like the MZ80B which has a cassette deck and floppy drive) and press Play. Once finished, rewind the tape and take it out.
Chapter 1.5: Load up BASIC (for your floppy disk)
First, turn on your BASIC-activated computer and then eject your floppy drive to check if there is a disk in it. If there is take it out, if there isn't put your disk in. If you took out a disk, put your BASIC in it. Reboot your computer (or press F if you are running a computer like the MZ80B which has a cassette deck and floppy drive) and wait for it to load. Once finished, take the disk out.
Chapter 2: Program #1
Now let's type our first Shitty program.
Type the following code
10 PRINT "UR MOM"; 20 GOTO 10
Your screen should fill up with UR MOM. Press BREAK (or SHIFT+BREAK if you have a computer like the MZ80K)
The End.
I was too lazy to write the rest. Go look at your computer/BASIC software manual instead of reading this.