UnBooks:How to Make Shitty BASIC programs

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Requirements for this shitty unbook:

  1. A working BASIC-activated computer.
  2. A BASIC cassette tape or floppy disk for your BASIC-activated computer
  3. A working modern computer (as every BASIC-actiavted computer was made when the internet didn't exist or was hard to implement)
  4. A brain (your brain is recommended)
  5. Free time
  6. Eyes...
  7. ...and pretty much anything else needed to read this book


Chapter 1: Load up BASIC (for your cassette tape)

First, turn on your BASIC-activated computer and then eject your cassette deck and then put your tape in. Close the deck and rewind the tape (if it isn't rewound). Type LOAD (or press C if you are running a computer like the MZ80B which has a cassette deck and floppy drive) and press Play. Once finished, rewind the tape and take it out.


Chapter 1.5: Load up BASIC (for your floppy disk)

First, turn on your BASIC-activated computer and then eject your floppy drive to check if there is a disk in it. If there is take it out, if there isn't put your disk in. If you took out a disk, put your BASIC in it. Reboot your computer (or press F if you are running a computer like the MZ80B which has a cassette deck and floppy drive) and wait for it to load. Once finished, take the disk out.


Chapter 2: Program #1

Now let's type our first Shitty program.

Type the following code

10 PRINT "UR MOM"; 20 GOTO 10

Your screen should fill up with UR MOM. Press BREAK (or SHIFT+BREAK if you have a computer like the MZ80K)


The End. I was too lazy to write the rest. Go look at your computer/BASIC software manual instead of reading this.