Talk:Pond whale

Benson demands to know why his blessed article is NRVed! It has pictures and everything! Benson

We require articles to be written in english and be moderately amusing. Try adding some sentences. Ones that compliment the few, sparse ones that are already there. Also, try HTBFANJS. It has lots of good tips and tricks. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 20:30, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

I've read that but I still don't understand. It has over 38 sentices of english and i've had it compleemented as very clever and funny by over 3 people! Please help make my first article a good one. Benson 23:13, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

For starters, spelchek. Also, if you're going to do a photoshop, make it a good'un. Also, make the jokes a bit more than "Ha ha, he/she/it/they stupid!" --Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 00:06, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Would you mind helping your Lord Benson to make it better as Benson has no picture editer other then paint. Benson 00:32, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

B-b-but.... how can that be? I thought Benson pwned everything and everyone! Damn, my whole world picture is shattered now. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:34, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Never fear Monkey-man Codeine, Benson is still regaining his lost powers. Once BENSON is admin all that will change. Benson 00:37, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

You might try here as one spot to find some lost powers. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 02:48, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Ofcourse it is to be expected that some folks just cant handle the fact that benson is better then them, and therefor , instead of helping him out ( not that he needs it ), They attack him with ever opertunity that arises. Apart from some links and maybe some more lunacy the article is fine. + the gimp comment was uncalled for, the picture is perfect. -- Vosnul 15:11, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

Pond whale intelligence? header but no text, you've lost me m'lord Oddbod 12:07, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Don't you see ? It's all part greater plan by BENSON. PONDER WHALES, It's a message, a message from our lord. -- Vosnul 12:18, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

This article is really crap and not even funny..lol...--Ari 01:46, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

Happenin's

Whoever keeps changing "happenin's" to "happenings", stop. Words are funnier when you abbreviate,iffin' y'all didn' know that. Benson 16:05, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

I agree with BENSON, but only when unexpected. Let's keep it to a few articles and it will be funny. Just like any joke! I WILL HELP BENSON IN HIS EFFORTS TO KEEP THEM HERE. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 06:20, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Benson Edit

This article has been blessed by the great BENSON.

BENSON himself has edited the article, and thus feels that it is worthy of a place in Uncyclopedia.

09:55, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

NEW POTATOCHOPPED PICS

BENSON has photoshopped new pics for the article including Rugrates Pond Whales Movie, Republican pond whale, pond whale ventriloquist, and Saved By The Bell: Pond whale edition. Give BENSON some credit. Benson 00:17, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

BRAVO, MY LORD. YOUR PHOTOSHOP SKILLS ARE FAR SUPERIOR TO ANYONE ELSES HERE. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:07, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

• You now have 3,000 intra-galactic-credits in your account, from me. --Sir Zombiebaron 03:10, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Thank you Zombiebaron. Your credits are much appreciated. Hey, wait a second. These are only intra-galactic credits. Benson never goes to THAT galaxy! Benson 23:38, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, you wanted "some credit". Don't shoot the messanger. --The Zombiebaron 03:05, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

VFH

THIS ARTICLE NEEDS SUPPORT FOR VFH!--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:29, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Man

I wish my articles got this much attention. I guess I'm just jealous of this Benson barsteward, really... I'll be in Limpopo if anyone cares. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 18:40, 19 August 2008 (UTC)