Talk:Jimbo Wales

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LOL check this out: User:Jimbo Wales. --Nerd42 03:10, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Just an empty user page, man.--Wasistlos 17:47, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

Jimbo Wales loves Uncyclopedia

"Wales also admits to being a regular at Uncyclopedia, an encyclopedia of misinformation that parodies Wikipedia." From Vanity Fair magazine, August 2006, "Favorite Websites of the Niche and Famous -- Wikipedia’s Papa’s Picks," by Jessica Flint.[1]

That doesn't change the fact that Jimbo hates people and dropkicks seals for fun. --UtarEmpire 15:29, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

He might hate people, but he loves groupies. --Screenscribbler 05:44, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

True, but he also loves throwing cats off of balconies to see if they land on their feet. Just because Jimbo enjoys doing something doesn't necessarily mean that it's approved by the general public. --Captain Finding Nemo 05:38, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Evil!!!1!

Has anyone noticed that on jimbos page on wikipedia[2] it says: Jimmy Donal "Jimbo" Wales (born 7 August 1966) is a founder of Wikipedia and the founder of the Wikimedia Foundation, a non-profit corporation that operates Wikipedia and several other wiki projects... and just above wikimedia has a banner asking for money[3]? Non-profit my arse. 01:33, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Nothing to worry about - that's just Chron's Ferrari fund. Keep giving, or be killed. --UtarEmpire 02:30, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Hey.

I wanted to add this image, but I can't think of a funny caption for it right now. If anyone wants to add it, go right ahead. oTHErONE _(Contribs) 15:02, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Hey buddy

Yeah thats my quote i made on the Unfinished Article thing but it says your name so...what the heck? -Polo Player

This has too many pictures, but...

...one should be put up of a Whale version of Wales. --[citations needed] 21:29, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

does anyone know about Sanger

Found this on Jimbo's wikipedia article changing history edit--Andersmusician 21:08, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

Lists

The "Did You Know" and "Extra Facts" lists don't really seem that funny and are kind of repetitive. What do you guys think? --Editor 09:47, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Featured

HOw do I nominate thiss to be featured?Proxima Centauri 18:51, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Beetroot

I have photoshopped and image (ok, Microsoft paintbrushed it)

Jimbo disguises himself as a beetroot to avoid awkward questions such as the Wikipedia entry on Steven Colbert

It was this

Jimbo disguises himself as a beetroot to avoid awkward questions such as the Wikipedia entry on Steven Colbert

and now it is this









if you don't like it- take it out of the article


forgot to sign this.

after all what was the point of all that hard beetroot work without any credit --Veggieburgerfish 22:58, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Renaming.

I think we shall rename the page FUCKbo Wales.

...How is that supposed to make any sense? —Pelozurian (talk) 01:00, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Linkups

Can someone do some fancy wordplay involving James 'Bride of Frankenstein' Whale? Jackiespeel 20:55, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

Good image

Here!. 189.75.171.213 21:29, January 21, 2012 (UTC)

Chairman Wales

I edited the jimbo wales mao image (did not replace original as interface was too different from wikipedia) so that the Chinese text is about wikipedia.

New version

Original

Jh1234l (talk) 00:59, 8 August 2014 (UTC)

Hi Jh and thank you for your image! Argylesocks added it to the article. Anton (talk) 23:21, 9 August 2014 (UTC)

New diff

hey, is anyone ok with this diff? https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Jimbo_Wales&diff=6031856&oldid=6031853 FUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 20:17, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

I really appreciate the effort you put into improving the article, but I'm pretty happy with it the way it is. I put a shit-ton of effort into developing the tone and concept and I think chairman mow and putting dick in his name departs from the concept and tone I was going for. I like the article the way it is. ShabiDOO 20:37, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

Interwiki

Please add [[es:Jimo Wales]]. Thx. --26px δarkδelegation ^Amenazas 16:21, 8 June 2022 (UTC)

Unprotect

Please unprotect this page, so I can fix the massive amount of typos and wikitext errors. Thanks. – 2603:7080:DA3C:7A33:A076:98CC:375E:48F5 (talk) 09:21, 26 July 2022 (UTC)

 Not done It’s a featured article, so it’ll stay protected. But just create an account and then you can have at it. MrX blow me 13:48, 26 July 2022 (UTC)

But you have to be extended confirmed (I am NOT making 500 edits here), maybe pending-changes protection would work. – 2603:7080:DA3C:7A33:A0EC:A5B1:580A:489B (talk) 09:11, 28 July 2022 (UTC)

So you're a fan of pending changes protection, huh?............... What exactly is it you want to "fix"? There is not a "massive" amount of typos. MrX blow me 15:33, 28 July 2022 (UTC)

@MrX: Yes, I am. Also, I am known for aggressively fixing typos. See my Wikimedia account, here. – 2603:7080:DA3C:7A33:E041:3C1B:F897:FCBE (talk) 10:22, 29 August 2022 (UTC)

The page will probably stay protected, because featured article and all that stuff. Although extended confirmed seems like a bit much. 14:37, 29 August 2022 (UTC)

Lol k I had a good laugh there perusing your Wikipedia page, the one where you're blocked. Like what the fuck is a "gender neutral she"?? Does every admin on the parody shove their head up their ass before they start editing? Look, you still haven't said where the typos are in this article. I'd happily fix them myself if there were any. Tell you what, I'll reduce the protection to semi, then all you have to do is create an account and you can have at it. I'll even manually confirm you so you don't have to wait 4 days IFFFF you do me a big favor: please put {{User Donald Trump}} on your Wikipedia user page (or talk page if that's all you can do), then appeal your block on the grounds that Tamzin violated WP:ADMINCOND :) MrX blow me 18:38, 29 August 2022 (UTC)