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You have a dead baby AND vomiting (take heed to warning signs in future)

People I Hate[edit | edit source]

If you are one or more of these people, go away

Me and My Monkey[edit | edit source]

monkey!!

About Tuck99

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This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
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This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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MEH

This user redefines lazy!

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This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user is an Australian
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

An adventurer is this user! He or she plays Kingdom of Loathing. His/her ID number in the game is #977148.

This user is cooler than you.

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

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This user doesn't care.

This user's head A SPLODE.

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What I have to say[edit | edit source]

Greetings

My Advice on life[edit | edit source]

Don't get pissed off at computers ......or else

Don't pat the grue ......or else

Don't try to prove 0.999999999999999999999999999999999........=1 ......or else

If you are satan, keep off the roads ......or else

Did you know:[edit | edit source]

... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)

... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
... that... uh, shit, I forgot what I was gonna say.
... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
... that the butler did it?

... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)

... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
... that... uh, shit, I forgot what I was gonna say.
... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
... that the butler did it?

... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)

... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
... that... uh, shit, I forgot what I was gonna say.
... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
... that the butler did it?

... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)

... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
... that... uh, shit, I forgot what I was gonna say.
... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
... that the butler did it?

... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)

... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
... that... uh, shit, I forgot what I was gonna say.
... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
... that the butler did it?

... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)

... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
... that... uh, shit, I forgot what I was gonna say.
... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
... that the butler did it?

... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)

... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
... that... uh, shit, I forgot what I was gonna say.
... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
... that the butler did it?

... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)

... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
... that... uh, shit, I forgot what I was gonna say.
... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
... that the butler did it?

... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)

... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
... that... uh, shit, I forgot what I was gonna say.
... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
... that the butler did it?

And now a word from the Magic 8-Ball[edit | edit source]

“Ask again later.”
– Magic 8-Ball on Tom and Jerry

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