Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 15

October 15: Opening Day of Hunting Season for Mimes (United States)

• 1804 - The first mime turns up in France.
• 1914 - Mime hunting season initiated to control the number of mimes.
• 1976 - Massacres and bloodbaths occur on the streets of France. Mimes nearly go extinct. The world rejoices.
• 2003 - PETA argues that the mime problem should be solved humanely, by imprisoning them in invisible boxes.
• 2004 - A disgruntled mime uses a magnum to "remove" any extra mimes in the area, he is promptly arrested. Apparently the mime wasn't using a silencer.
• 2006 - Vice President Dick Cheney shoots a mime in the face in a hunting "accident."

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