Nick Fuentes
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| Background information | |
| Birth name | Nicholas Jojo Fuentes |
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| Occupation | Transrights Activist |
| Years active | Forever |
| Spouse | Donald Trump (divorced) |
| Partner | Himself |
Born 1883 as Nigolas Jojo Joestar Fundue, now simply called Nick Fuentes is a chronically online podcaster who believes in trans-rights and is a proclaimed
Early Life[edit | edit source]
After being brought to the world by Hillary Clinton and Satan he was soon given to the local adoption center were he was picked up by Batman and Charlie Kirk. He went to a public school and repeated 5 grade 8 times, before entering Yale University located in Morroco. After being kicked out for spreading love and friendship, he descided on creating a gaming channel on youtube were he would stream himself playing clash royale. He soon became popular in that area and became friend with Kai Cenat and Abraham Lincoln. In 2020 however he was kicked out of this area because of his belief that female and male bathrooms should be shared, along with falsely accusing Nintendo of packaging cocaine in their commercial piss bottles.
Conspiracy[edit | edit source]
After his falling out in the gaming scene he became and avid meat-rider of donald trump. Having Donald Trump's face tatooed onto his pancreas. He soon married Donald Trump in October 7th 2023. The marriage ended on October 8th 2023, after Nick discovered 10 a 1 Negabite Hard disk drive of Fortnite Hentai. This fallout caused Nick to have a mental breakdown and be taken to the local hospital. During his stay at the hospital his pre-cum was harvested to create Kash Patel. After this he was blamed for planning to assasinate Donald Trump a long with many other such as Darth Vader, G-man, and John Kfc. Only one of these plans suceeded, The assassination of Darth Vader.
Podcast[edit | edit source]
After being released from prison in haiti for 3 counts of failed assassinations and one count of vehicle manslaughter. He was released after his bond of 2 billion dollars was payed, by Batman a political ally. He soon started his podcast America First in which he described a state were every person changed genders every 2 or 3 days. This utopia would be under the command of faggatron and MrBeast. This podcast was published on multiple websites, such as Spotify, Youtube, and Xbox. He had many guests come over, such as John Adams and Keanu Reeves, Here is a list of all the other guests on his podcast:
- Jeffrey Dahmer
- The Flash
- The Bee from Bee movie
- Joe Gobbles
- King Arthur
- Ethel Merman
- The idea of Ethiopia
- Sleep demon
This podcast was soon removed from most websites after Nick turned Adolf Hitler Gay. After a breif altercation with the BLM movement for not including and endorsing LGBTQ+ people, not realizing that BLM doesn't stand for "Blacks Like Men."
Assasination attempts[edit | edit source]
It's safe to say that Nick Fuentes isn't very popular on sertain sides of the political spectrum, there have been multiple attempts atempts on his life.
July 2021[edit | edit source]
While streaming with Abraham Lincoln, Nick received a knock on his door, and before he knew it, his door was blown of its hinges. Nick received multiple fractured ribs along with a broken arm, however, his assasin, later identified as Jeff Jones was torn to shreds. He apparently wasn't a fan of Nick's deck in Clash royale.
December 2022[edit | edit source]
While visiting New Jersey, The pengiun tried to blow up his car with an improvised grenade. Not knowing that Batman, Nick's mother, was watching, needless to say, the penguin did not survive.