Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 8

July 8: Pregnancy Appreciation Day

• 1300 - The Navajo invent Antbortion.
• 1682 - The Ovum is first viewed through a microscope.
• 1838 - American Evangelists begin teaching that being born again is necessary for salvation.
• 1973 - Backstreet abortionists are run out of business by legal abortion clinics.
• 1974 - Planned Parenthood is founded, preforming free abortions in exchange for money and referring friends to do the same.
• 1981 - The first successful hotwiring of a uterus is preformed.
• 1998 - AMA publishes: HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One).
• 2008 - Sarah Palin's daughter's unborn child falls pregnant

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