Forum:Tuba. Yeah.

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Uncyclopedia currently has no userboxes for tuba players. Nor does it have a category for tuba players. Tuba players, unite! Any other bass cleffers too cool for the staff? (only BBb tubas allowed, none of you Eb tuba kids. that's a different topic.) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  20:22, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

That's because the tuba is an unworthy instrument that could never stand up to more manly instruments like the bassoon, the kazoo, or the gerbil. Yes, the gerbil. They make the funniest noises when you blow air into their....never mind... --THE 20:39, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

We may not have any tuba templates, but we do have a contradictory userbox template. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 20:41, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

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—Hinoa talk.kun 20:53, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

I wasn't asking for a userbox, I'd make it myself if I wanted to. I might just make one. But are there seriously no other tuba players on this site? Gawd. Besides, gerbil is in treble clef. Treble clef is lame. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  21:11, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Sousaphone is way cooler. Both pale in comparison to trumpet. Yeah, trumpet! Yeah! Woooo! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:59, Nov 26

No wai. Trumpet has such a little mouthpiece. And key of Bb my ass. That just means it's wrong. I never understood why they call what is actually Bb a C. Trumpet phails. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  22:04, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Pfft, what is tuba, bass cleft? Lame. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:24, Nov 26

What's a "cleft"? Like a cleft lip? Naw, tuba is bass clef. Bass clef is where it's at. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  22:35, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

A cleft is a hole in your chin. It makes you look manly. Manly like a trumpet player. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:47, Nov 26

I think you'll find all your bass clef needs are serviced by the faggot article. </whore> Wow, I can't believe how little that article's changed since I redid it - do vandals have no imagination any more? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:03, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Wow, I happen to know a faggot player, a faggoteer if you will. But I think the only instrument that out-basses the tuba is the baritone sax. Got anything for that, SBU? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  00:06, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

The recorder. Obviously. Maybe the jug (but only the ones with three X's on the side. The one and two X ones are for wussies). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:20, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

I once saw a guy play a jug with five Xs. Then he lit it on fire and started to play it with his teeth. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:44, Nov 27

I hear anything above four X's can give you prostate cancer. If you think you're in risk of contracting prostate cancer, take No-Cancer today! Available at any of your local dark alleys! Shady Salesman 01:23, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, so like my jug has no X's. It just has a frog symbol on it. And it sounds terrible. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  02:46, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Perverts

Stop with all this talk about jugs and X's. Think of the children. --Andorin Kato 02:15, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

You don't play it with your penis or anything. Gawd, what's the problem? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  15:55, 1 December 2007 (UTC)