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someone add this kthx – Preceding unsigned comment added by 84.13.211.119 (talk • contribs)

Why don't you go and do it yourself instead of adding dickery to Pwned, kthxbai. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs)Know Boomer01:07, Oct 9
Wait. We can edit this wiki ourselves? But I've been depending on the kindness of strangers. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!Obey Boomer03:52, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
Wait. These users have kindness? But I've been depending on subliminal messages. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEINGLove Boomer04:02, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
Wait. So I can delete my random phrase generator and employ a gazillion monkeys with typewriters instead? Pieface 05:33, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
Wait. Typewriters still exist? Surely this is just some clever ruse. KyPaintBawler 07:44, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
Holy shit... For the past two years I've been carefully handwriting out all the contributions I want to make and mailing them to a PO box in Odessa, Texas; and now you tell me all I have to do is click the "edit" button? Oh for God's sake... -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 08:19, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
Wait!!! Texas is an actual place?!?! ~Jewriken.GIF 10:03, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
Not really. As clearly indicated above, it is just a P O Box. Like a forwarding address. Pieface 10:48, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
Texas was invented by man to scare people into behaving correctly and thinking there awaits a great steakhouse for those of us who believe in Texas. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:37, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
Wait!! Steakhouses exist in Texas now?! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 03:12, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
Wait, things exist now!!???? --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 05:04, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
Wait!! I'm beginning to feel dizzy. Perhaps I will faint! Is it working? Pieface 05:10, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

oh go fuck yourself you commie prick Hardeehar

That wasn't funny at all. If you're going to be insulting, at least try to be witty. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:11, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
Wait!!! Are we trying to be witty now?!!! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:16, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
Wait!! People have wits now?! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 14:50, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
Wait!!! Wait?!! --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:02, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
But wait! I can't wait! I...I...I' YeeoooooowwwURRGHGHGH! /stops waiting. ----OEJ 18:24, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
Waiting... Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:59, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
Wait, did I really have to wait this long before posting a reply in this topic? --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 06:11, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
Pure Bolshevism!144.137.79.183 00:46, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Be Cool-and-Sexy-Admins IPMake yourself faint

Get on your knees like a frog breath heavily for 10 seconds get up really quickly. breath in while doing so put your thumb in your mouth and try to breath out of your mouth really hard but dont let any air out

and you should faint