Forum:Pay your respects to Aleister
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This user is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-ALEISTER!! --
Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:57, 3 July 2011
- Stop quoting Monty Python. No one thinks it's funny except you, which is just pitiful. It was hilarious when actual comedians did it, but rehashing it and using it for your own purposes only serves to embarrass you and make everyone around you think you're an idiot. Or a television.--User:CandidToaster/sig 02:29, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
- And here I was gonna say "John Cleese? Oh my God you're on this site? It's such a pleasure to meet you!" Thanks for setting me straight, Toaster. You really are candid, aren't you!~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN [talk] 02:36, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
- No, I just have a problem with people quoting Monty Python out of context, thinking that their humor could rub off on them or something. Also, I was slightly angry after Uncyclopedia suddenly decided not to work just as I was about to submit several paragraphs of this short story I'm writing--User:CandidToaster/sig 02:44, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
- Nuts to that, also, I'm glad I'm not the only one using Uncyclopedia as a medium for short stories. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:47 Jul 04, 2011
- Funny how this forum's about Aleister and not about Monty Python. Or short stories. --
Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:00, 4 July 2011
- Funny how this forum's about Aleister and not about Monty Python. Or short stories. --
- Nuts to that, also, I'm glad I'm not the only one using Uncyclopedia as a medium for short stories. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:47 Jul 04, 2011
- No, I just have a problem with people quoting Monty Python out of context, thinking that their humor could rub off on them or something. Also, I was slightly angry after Uncyclopedia suddenly decided not to work just as I was about to submit several paragraphs of this short story I'm writing--User:CandidToaster/sig 02:44, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
- And here I was gonna say "John Cleese? Oh my God you're on this site? It's such a pleasure to meet you!" Thanks for setting me straight, Toaster. You really are candid, aren't you!~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN [talk] 02:36, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
- The Parrot Sketch sucks. Even if people like you hadn't ruined it, it would still be awful. --Roman Dog Bird 02:23, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
And now for something completely different
I miss Aleister. —Sir Socky
(talk) (stalk)
GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:39, 7 July 2011
- I'm sure he'll come back, he didn't say he won't, did he? He is cool, he puts a great ambiance, you know, coloured lights and great music...
Mattsnow 15:42, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
It was just computer trouble...
It's not like he got fed up with the place and stormed off never to return.
Don't think of this as him being gone, think of it as an... opportunity. Hurry, though. Before he gets back. *shifty eyes* ~ 
15:52, 7 July 2011
Parrot Sketch
If Aleister is gone, and I hope he is, maybe the parrot sketch is a good way to shove him over the edge where he belongs. If his computers ever come back or are fixed, which hasn't happened as yet, hopefully he will only categorize things and nothing else, and in that way not bother us with his boorish attitude and ungermane edits. If he ever returns maybe more people ignoring him will work to get rid of him again. We can only hope. Aleister 15:52 dating Casey Anthony now 8-7-'11
Categorizing
For the love of god Ali...stop with the categorizing nonsense useless waste of time diarhea poop and write your awsome articles :) :) :) --ShabiDOO 16:12, July 8, 2011 (UTC)