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Have a Computer Science paper to write for tomorrow? Don't want or care to write it yourself? Then turn to SCIgen, the automatic CS paper generator. --Sir gwax (talk) 22:25, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

I wrote a paper on "Decoupling Forward-Error Correction from DHCP in Thin Clients" --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 00:43, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

They use a similar program for George W. Bush speeches. I hear that Hillary Clinton uses such a program now as well. But one that throws out political terms and cites famous people, which the average person doesn't know the difference anyway. Stephen Colbert uses the same script generator that Bill O'Reilly uses and people can hardly tell the difference. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:47, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Also, Rudy Giuliani has one that automatically scatters the words "nine-eleven" into every speech he gives. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:58, Jan 24

“We look upon NINE-ELEVEN authority too often and focus over and over again, for thirty or forty or fifty years, as if there is something wrong with NINE-ELEVEN authority. We see only the oppressive side of NINE-ELEVEN authority. Maybe it comes out of NINE-ELEVEN our history and NINE_ELEVEN our background. What we don't see is that NINE-ELEVEN freedom is not NINE-ELEVEN a concept in which people can do anything they want, be anything they can be. Freedom is about NINE-ELEVEN authority. Freedom is about NINE-ELEVEN the willingness of every single human being to cede to NINE-ELEVEN lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do.”

~ Rudy Guliani

-- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 05:39, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Hulk Hogan has the same thing, brother, but with "brother" being the added word, brother. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:23, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

If only this had been around when I was at College, I would have saved minutes of my life that I'll never get back. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Scigen's cute and all, but I've always preferred Pessimal algorithms and simplexity analysis and, despite my hated of both chickens and systems, Chicken Chicken Chicken: Chicken Chicken. --monika 09:48, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

You can tell MY report is good by the authors: "Analyzing Link-Level Acknowledgements and Flip-Flop Gates by Eminem, Perez Hilton, Ellen DeGeneres, Britney Spears and Ray Liotta" Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..