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I made a page called Herbie Mann. And the jokes I wanted to use are flutes and his album "Push Push". – Preceding unsigned comment added by MrCleveland (talk • contribs)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review

Also read: UN:N. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:29, Mar 9

And the tip jar is on the piano. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:37, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Also, read your talk page, as there are some interesting advices there that I wrote. I wrote them a long time ago, and judging by the existence of this topic, you haven't read them. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 20:57, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Deleting my account

How can I delete my account on here? – Preceding unsigned comment added by MrCleveland (talk • contribs)

You can't! This is the internets. Your ghost is trapped...forever! Moo ha-ha! Seriously, though, what's the problem? Can we help? Are you not happy here? Are you finding it difficult adjusting to our constant and excessive nudity? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:28, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

If it's the nudity, keep in mind that Modus is really the only one who does that. If it's the n00b biting, keep in mind that everyone here is trying to be funny, and some of them talk to n00bs the way to talk to each other (ie, with a total lack or respect). Please don't take it personally. We're all assholes to everyone here. Especially to Led.--<<>> 22:40, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, what an asshole. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:09, Mar 12

<3 ya, Led!--<<>> 11:45, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm sorry, I got a bad taste in my mouth with some things. I try to be funny, but I think I'm the only one laughing. :( – Preceding unsigned comment added by MrCleveland (talk • contribs)

HTBFANJS is your friend. It helped me, and so can you. ...Please, someone help me before I kill again... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:19, Mar 13

The lone cackle is the best kind of laughter. It certainly helped me liven up my father's funeral. Well, it livened up somebody's funeral, anyway. I couldn't get close enough to the casket to find out whose it was. Also, don't forget to sign your posts on forums/talkpages/etc with ~~~~. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:22, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Or, you could request signatures subtly:

OBSERVE THIS GIANT ANGRY TILDE

Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~

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- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:28, Mar 13

Really? How so? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:30, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Dunno. I'll get one of my idea guys on it. Right away, if they know what's good for them. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:33, Mar 13

From your daycare class? Um, while we're on the subject, it's almost closing time, and neither of your two dads have picked you up yet. Did they forget, again? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:31, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Um, they're....uh, they're busy. Very, very busy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:32, Mar 13

Don't worry, soon they'll teach you all about the bees and the also bees. Then it will all make sense. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:58, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

You mean how sometimes one bee likes to take their stinger and sting another bee with it, and even though at first it looks weird and even painful the other bee actually kinda likes it? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:15, Mar 13

Like the book My two disturbingly erotic bee-dads and the bee-dad mansex they have while their adopted child is at daycare? The popup edition is especially enlightening, I hear. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:36, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Meh, I'll just see the movie. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:19, Mar 14

Bee Movie? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:34, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Take Heart MrCleveland!

It would seem that several editors have taken this opportunity to sharpen their claws on a fellow editor who appears to be feeling a little down. It's unfortunate that in this age of faceless internet based society it is becoming easier and easier to forget that there's a real person with real feelings sitting at the other end of the digital pathways that connect us all. Rest assured though MrCleveland that, while the majority of the users here at Uncyc are heartless bastards that take delight in kicking innocent folks such as yourself while they're down, there are still some genuinely nice and caring editors here that are happy to answer any questions you may have or even just offer a kind word if you're feeling a little blue. Of course, I'm not one of them. Suck it up you miserable git. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:09, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, you guys should really try to be nicer to me. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:07, Mar 13

Nuh uh. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:59, 14 March 2008 (UTC)