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Because it looks fucking terrible, and I keep hoping someone will prove me wrong because I don't want to lose all my faith in American cinema. Because someone has to say that Canada is better, and I don't want it to be me because I will get beat up by all you scary American people. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Heck no techno (talk • contribs)

/me turns hat around, puts on brass knuckles. Whatchu say 'bout America, foo? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:20, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

Hey, don't diss American cinema! WE HAVE KEANU REEVES, DAMMIT! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:41, Jan 26

“Woah!”

~ Keanu Reeves on everything, pretty much.

No, I haven't seen it. Not gonna, neither. It looks bad. "Scary Movie"-bad. That's bad. Real bad. Bad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:12, 26 January 2008 (UTC) (Bad.)

/me agrees with Modus. About the Scary Movie thing, but especially about the quote. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:16, Jan 26

/me decides to save his money and see the new Rambo movie. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:36, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

“Ehh... Rambo is nothing, if they really, really want a lead-fest, they should make a movie about me.”

~ Capercorn on what he does when not on Uncyclopedia

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!”

~ User:Boomer on blatant lies

I'm waiting until it goes on DVD, which will be a lot cheaper than watching it in the movies as I plan to rent it for $2.50 for two nights at the local rental store. I got a feeling it will go right to DVD after six months of trying to make money in the box office. If I wait until Thanksgiving, I can take advantage of the Rent Two Turkeys for $1 special on bad movies. Usually the video store only charges $1 for two bad movies near Thanksgiving, Meet the Spartans and some other bad movie can entertain me by making fun of them at home. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:56, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

Why wait until Thanksgiving? The pop cultural references won't be fresh by then. Oh wait, they weren't fresh when it came out. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 09:39, Feb. 1, 2008

I'm waiting until it goes on DVD, which will be a lot cheaper than watching it in the movies as I plan to download it for free for infinite time via bittorrent. I got a feeling it will go right to DVD after six months of trying to make money in the box office. If I wait until Thanksgiving, I can still download it for free for an infintie time via bittorrent. Usually the video store charges the same ammount for two bad movies near Thanksgiving, but bittorent is free, Meet the Spartans and some other bad movie can entertain me by making fun of them at home.

Actually no, it seems to me to be a waste of bandwidth. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 03:59, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

My friend Jake saw it last weekend, and he said it was the worst movie he had ever seen. (I don't know how he got suckered into seeing it, because he predicted the same outlook beforehand.) My history teacher said his kids loved it, but they're 7 and 10-year-old boys, so that tell you everything you need to know I guess. Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. 20:54, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Your history teacher's kids are dumb for their age. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:42, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Now now, modus, they're probably just smart in "other areas," such as the word "uuuuhhhhhhhhhh," and drooling. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:47, Feb 7

Read Heck's comment again. The teacher's kids loved Meet the Spartans; a clear indicator that they are unable to accomplish either of the two tasks that you mentioned with any level of competence. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:57, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Oh, you said "Meet the Spartans!" I thought you said "The Spartans' Meat," the popular porno that I've totally never seen and don't secretly want to see at all. Freud can kiss my ass. And not in that way, either. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:08, Feb 7