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How do I set up a article about HOT jokes ? Alien Hunter 04:14, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Example:"It is so hot that when Bigfoot removed his fur, he got arrested for 'indecent exposure'.","Its so hot that I saw a sign that said that 'hell is cooler!'". Alien Hunter 04:14, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
I'd start by reading UN:HTBFANJS, and finish with making an article about hot jokes. For example, Paris Hilton: More hot than joke, or more joke than hot? -- Smallbeer.pngSpillin DylanSmallbeer.pngTALKSmallbeer.pngEDITSSmallbeer2.png04:36, June 26 2008
I say she's just the latter. A complete joke. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:37, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, that one wasn't very tough was it? -- Smallbeer.pngSpillin DylanSmallbeer.pngTALKSmallbeer.pngEDITSSmallbeer2.png04:44, June 26 2008
Ooh! I've got one! It's so HOT that I've begun to sweat slightly. --Hyperbole 05:09, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
Or maybe "It's so HOT that I may have to get a glass of water and sit in front of the fan for a bit to cool off"? -RAHB 05:22, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
Ooh, my turn! "It's SO HOT that I'm going back to my house to get my sawn-off shotgun so I can kill everyone at the post office!" - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:04, Jun 26
So what? You're only going to be killing like... four people. Five on a busy day. Who uses mail, nowadays? It's called email or FedEx. Get with the times, old man. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:36, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
Why don't we do that? Because Jay Leno already does that twice a week during the Summer. Of course, nothing stopped us from ripping off hacky comedians before. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 05:28, Jun. 26, 2008
/me opens beer, sips. Ahhh... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:11, 27 June 2008 (UTC)