Forum:Going out to the shops for a bit

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Will be back soon. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:30, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

We're out of toilet paper. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:49, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh shit...I am already on the crapper...anyone got anything else I can use? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 03:54, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

There's a box of tampons under the sink. That should plug the leak until Nachlader gets back. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:58, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

DAMNIT MODUS! Every goddamn time I say something even a little bit threatening to you or something that you just happen to not like you ALWAYS ASSUME I AM ON MY PERIOD! Well guess what, SOMETIMES its YOU that makes me angry. THATS RIGHT! YOU'RE NOT SO EASY TO LIVE WITH EITHER! And you know, another thing, your never here for the kids and I am stuck to do ALL the goddamn work. How do you think I like being a single mother!?!?! SHOW A LITTLE RESPONSIBILITY YOU ASSHOLE! Where'd you say those tampons were? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 04:04, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Under. The. Sink. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:38, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

I. Told. You. That. Isn't. Where. They. Go. THEY GO ABOVE THE GODDAMN TOILET! You wanna know what goes under the sink? Your Porn collection, YA I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT! You thinking your so sneaky hiding it there ya well guess what I found it! Because that's where the cleaning chemicals are! AND GUESS WHAT! I HAVE TO DO ALL THE CLEANING AROUND THIS DAMN PIGSTY YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD! So naturally the WORST place to hide it is there! And what if 409 spills on my tampons!!! Then what huh? Now who has a chemical wasteland for a vagina!? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 06:07, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Pads...That is all –   06:35, 4 May 2009

Back! I couldn't afford any toilet paper, but I found a lovely set of china mugs, an Austin Metro: Clean Your Engine guide, some cheap Spanish wine, a free appointment for an argument and a whalebone keyboard. All for the price of a "would you kindly leave the shop please, sir". ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:12, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

What about my laser pointer!? –   00:30, 5 May 2009

They came in packs in 5 and I could barely afford to buy 10 of the damned things. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 08:49, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

But how will people take me seriously without a laser pointer?! (House quote in case ya didn't know. Slightly changed o' course) –   08:53, 5 May 2009

They will take you seriously with a teddy bear. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:15, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

You're lying, you just don't want to buy me a laser pointer. –   11:32, 5 May 2009

You'll just burn your eye out. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:06, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

At least you won't have to watch Wilson walk away with no pants on. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:45, 5 May

What's wrong with watching Jimmy walk away with no pants on? as for burning eyes out, no i won't! I'll point the damned thing at Cuddy's funbags. –   06:39, 6 May 2009

If anything bad happens in House, then just change the subject to Dr. Cuddy's boobs. It'll change the subject without any repercussions. S-984 20:38, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

No! She's my Jewish-American Princess! Get your own! The odd thing about this outburst is that I never watch House! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:06, 8 May 2009 (UTC)!

Congratulations!

After reading all of this, I have concluded that you are all clinically insane. Well done! Saberwolf116 01:39, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Woohoo! Party time! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:00, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Dickhole. What he needs is insanity. S-984 18:41, 10 May 2009 (UTC)