Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 7

February 7: Shit! I Forgot My Lines... Day

• 1599 - Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a man of uhh, shit. Line. Line, I need the—
• 1600 - A man of Infinite Jest. Of most excellent fancy. Wait, asshole.
• 1601 - Yeah, got it. Ahem. I knew him Horatio, a man of infinite jest. Of most fancy—Fuck—of most excellent fancy.
• 1602 - If this happens on the night we'll just use the alternate.
• 1603 - How about you go fuck yourself, I'm the artist around here, you just tell people where to move on stage.
• 1604 - Whatever, Kenneth Branagh, you do whatever you fucking want.
• 1605 - I don't need you, nobody needs you, I'll make my own fucking lines. I'm the fucking bard. Motherfucker.

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