User talk:Cajek/Archive28

Is this really Cajek's talk page?

I mean, good lord, you haven't archived in over a month! As I type this there's a message box that says "This page is 89 kilobytes long. It may be helpful to move older discussion into an archive subpage." The once-greatest proponent to archiving is getting yelled at by the system?? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 16:56, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

I hate the system, Boomer, you know that. And since when are you participating in Uncyc? If you're in a writing mood, we could do a collab or som'in som'in.   Le Cejak • <0:27, 27 Jun 2008>

It depends on what the som'in som'in is, because if it doesn't involve penis jokes, I want nothing to do with it. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:32, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

User talk:Cajek/Archive28

Article: Cajek/Archive28	Score: 53 HA HA LOLOLOL!
Nomination:
For Votes: 53	ROCK ON!   Le Cejak • <15:52, 25 Mar 2024> Q: I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I? A: A Zombie!!!!! No, Wait, knives!!!!!
Against Votes:53	PENIS ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 22:02, 7 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)  PENIS Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:02, 7 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:52, 8 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS Fou-Lu 00:58, 9 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS --THINKER 05:18, 9 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS -RAHB 07:36, 9 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS --THE 20:03, 9 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS --74.75.42.251 22:49, 9 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:40, 12 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 22:13, Jun. 12, 2008  PENIS -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:12, 13 Jun  PENIS Thegn 04:25, 18 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS --Sycamore (Talk) 20:59, 18 June 2008  PENIS -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:27, 8 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:09, Jun 8  PENIS -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:33, 8 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:19, 11 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 22:02, 7 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)  PENIS Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:52, 8 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS Fou-Lu 00:58, 9 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS --THINKER 05:18, 9 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS -RAHB 07:36, 9 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS --THE 20:03, 9 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS --74.75.42.251 22:49, 9 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:40, 12 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 22:13, Jun. 12, 2008  PENIS -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:12, 13 Jun  PENIS Thegn 04:25, 18 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS --Sycamore (Talk) 20:59, 18 June 2008  PENIS -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:27, 8 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:09, Jun 8  PEN0R, lol! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:33, 8 June 2008 (UTC)  PENIS --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:19, 11 June 2008 (UTC)|No against votes}}  Against. -- MrN 02:18, Jun 27  vagina? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:07, 27 June 2008 (UTC)  MEGA-PENIS ~ NEZLR 07:58, 5 July 2008 (UTC)  Fear the answer PENIS The Ghost of Methamphetamine  PeniS =HEX=Cheese and Whine Articles  Penis Ok, Cajek, you got me. Good. /me sobs icoherently and jumps off a ciff Staircase CUNt 05:54, 15 June 2009 (UTC)  Penis SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:14, 15 June 2009 (UTC)  Ballsack    Orian57    Talk   08:04 19 June 2009  Peni$ --iseditor.user Comments/Criticism 21:32, 19 June 2009 (UTC) Penis User:Zheliel/sigz2 03:18, 22 June 2009 (UTC) Mastodon Penis —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:31, 22 June 2009 (UTC)  PENIS --Stranger195 (talk • contribs • guestbook • wt • aotm • unf) 10:30, 25 September 2015 (UTC)  PEN15

P E N I S

Features aren't everything, you know. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:46, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Who said anything about features? I just wanted a picture of cookie monster saying "penis" on my talk page.   Le Cejak • <0:50, 27 Jun 2008>

Penis Organ -- Penis

It seems everybody wants to say penis on your talk page now. Too bad it's so long, people will be discouraged by the obscene time it takes to load. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:54, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

This is Cajek's talk page? Oh, sorry. I thought it was the Penis page. MrN 00:57, Jun 27

A common mistake, I assure you. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:03, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -RAHB 00:58, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

STALKER!

You want a F2F? nO wai, lol!!! Seriously though, you frighten me... I would say I disown you, but I you're already a champion, and you have the template to prove it. I guess now I'm forced to hug you, or something...whatever. But I swear, that attack dog is hungry and ready to come out any second now. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 04:19, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Virginity-thievery

Those two posts up there can't fool me. This is a virgin talk page, and it's just been deflowered. BAM. Oh yea. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:02, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Boomer: fucking up talk pages throughout the wikisphere. AWESOME!   Le Cejak • <5:03, 27 Jun 2008>

I realize now the incredaibly obvious reasons why my section in "old country"was cut. it in no way fit with the article, and, frankly, was utter crap. I was just practicing should have chosen a lowlier article on which to cut my noobish teeth, but I must say, the courtesy of an explanation, even a rudimentry one, would have been appreciated. --Splendiferous5 00:50, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

mhmm, Excuse me for a second while I pull my head out of my ass... ok. apologies for the hotheadedness. and thanks for the understanding. I think I'm gonna go edit finland. --Splendiferous5 04:18, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

Or Norway. Everyone does that... MrN 06:25, Jun 29

well, while I still have your ear, I was wandering about a couple of things. 1. how much time/articles/witty, self-refencial comments does it take to be considered a "member" (i.e. not noob)? estimates are acceptable. 2. how much time must one regularly invest in this site to excel here (again, estimates fine)? 3. what's the policy on using the in-jokes? 4. is there any level of profanity/racism/blasphemy (article-wise, not directed a users) that will actually get me banned? not that I want to push the limits, just curious. 5. who's the head honcho, if there is one? If you can't answer any of these questions, just put some colorful gibberish on my talkpage.

bright colors distract me.

P.S. I need a good home, do you know anyone experienced and also not evil who's willing to adopt? I'm cute. Honest! --Splendiferous5 06:40, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

thanks, mannn. good to know just 1 more thing. what the hell is led balloon's noob training program!? --Splendiferous5 07:47, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Nah, edit the hell out of the Fins. They undoubtedly deserve it for something. Happy Fourth of July!! Patriotic edits PEEING 06:49, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

The Newspaper That Openly Admits Its Liberal And Conservative Biases!

June 26th, 2008 • Issue 9

Uncyclopedia running out of Interesting Stuff. UnSignpost in Jeopardy! By Qua Recently. Uncyclopedia, in its maternal state. Is running out of interesting stuff as most users keep filling her with the same old stuff day after day. Most if not almost all of the staff at the UnSignpost panicked as this meant that their newspaper, which faced the threat of disabondement yesterday. Could be folded by the Uncyclopedia Cabal (there is no cabal) itself. Cajek, the UnSignpost's co-founder, commented on the shortage of interesting stuff saying "...". Mostly this is a time of crisis for the UnSignpost which has been falling into a state of crisis for a while now. and we need you to help. All you have to do is send money to the UnSignpost offices. And please, refer freinds to do the same please! We need it more then you. Penis Man returns! By THEDUDEMAN At exactly 12:29 AM Monday morning, some local idiot decided that it would be a great day to stir up drama and piss people off with some long forgotten shit. And with that, Penis Man made his way back to our great Uncyclopedia with the intent of vandalizing Boomer's userpage. Soon after, the Town drunk Eugene Kay decided to follow suit by uploading the same image by the name of Zombiepenis. Why he decided to make such an apparent strike at the admin who has beat him so much is currently unknown. We at UnSignpost give them both a 25000000:1 chance of being banned. Local Uncyclopedian starts up Devil-Worship Wiki By Qua In a recent devil-related press conference. Cartoon Diablo, the younger and sillier version of Diablo. Has started up The Devil's Wiki, a wiki dedicated to worship of Satanism and The Devil itself. In a recent interview, Cartoon Diablo has said personally that "The wiki's going to contain a lot about the devil, no seriously. There's going to be articles about the caverns of hell, the kind of foods the devil eats and also various artworks done by the Devil himself. And if your asking if it's going to be great. Well... Yeah!, It's going to be satantastic!". Immediately after this was posted on the UnSignpost, 2 people have joined the satanic wiki. The 2 people are described to be a Himilianian Yettie and an Male Amish Human. Both of them have pledged their allegiance to the devil in return for absolute power. In today's weather report, make sure to bring an umbrella as Hell may be raining over within the next few days. Uncyclopedia's Reign of the Newbs Begins By Cajek and whoever else Interestingly enough, lots of new noobs (and old noobs) are getting featured articles these days. Somehow, the cult of the newbs has awoken, and Uncyc has felt its presence link to Double Entendre. Oh... did I say that out loud? "I don't trust the young 'uns," said Farmer O'Dell at his grain silo, "They write funny articles, yeah, but what do they contribute to the community?" Actually, writers like Hyperbole, Cheapinitreal, and The Woodburninator have stepped up, and are already commanders. Except that last one, who is close enough. Big time contributors like YesTimeToEdit, Qua, and Orian57 are cleaning up this pig sty. Older members of uncyc have become less active, and are paving the way for these rising stars to shine. Uh, speaking as myself? I've never been more proud of Uncyclopedia than I have in the last month or so. Keep it up, guys!

Check out these pages! Try winning this game U...N...P...R...O...V...I...S...E...! link link From our logs: 00:29, THEDUDEMAN (Talk | contribs) (uploaded a new version of "Image:483922.jpg": <3 you Zombiebaron! ) 20:10, 22 June 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked 58.179.141.146 (Talk) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (No means *no*) 06:21, 22 June 2008 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) blocked .cx (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (Oh for fuck's sake) 05:30, 22 June 2008 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked Dunquin (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (The Irishg defence forces are a bunch of wankers who were dominated by the brits who are even greater wankers. They eat potatos, drink guinness and fight imaginery wars) 03:42, 22 June 2008 Hindleyite (Talk | contribs) blocked 217.54.74.232 (Talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks ‎ (Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games. ) 12:42, 21 June 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked Page blanker (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (I wonder if you realize just how easy your name makes it for me to permaban you...) 07:26, 23 June 2008 Manticore (Talk | contribs | block) blocked 124.170.144.245 (Talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks (You have been autoblocked by the Uncyclopedia penis-size-detector. Rylie, I'm afraid your penis is too small to edit Uncyclopedia. Please try again after puberty.) 08:48, 20 June 2008 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) blocked Bl4nker (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (LOL YOU BLANKED SOMETHING THAS SO FUNNIES. Now fuck off, eh?) 18:54 . . Codeine (Talk | contribs) blocked 71.231.38.117 with an expiry time of 1 week: (No, Pete Doherty is a talentless junkie cunt. Deal with it.) 14:59, June 25, 2008 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked KBD5196 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 weeks ‎ (I hope this ban log gets featured in the UnSignpost. Also, you are a wanking blanker. Or a blanking wanker. Whichever.) Gripe of the Week MantiBot, Yes a bot, this bot has been going around causing terrorism to articles in the form of interlinking. Not only does he support terrorism, he also supports the de-opping of TheLedBalloon who has been known to hate every foreign country that's not America on the Planet. What's worse, he isn't even properly marked as a bot. FU Mantiwhore! Foreign Uncyc Page of the Week: Russian Adolf Hitler and the Crappy Translation Quote of the Week: "Listen, here's the story: The other night I saw Jackass the Movie 2 and they extracted sperm from a horse so one of the dudes could drink it. It was that moment when I realized how little I know about nature, or rather, animals and their private parts. You see, it turns out horsies have big ol' peepees, and the first picture I expertly designed was actually close to the reality, and I needed to start from scratch on a new picture. The result of that is what you see on the right, the one with the bigger censored penis." -So So

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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:28, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

What would make...

MrN9000 makes a drive by trousering um Penis? no... Trousers.

Someone come back this many times (in addition to the others) just to be banned? [1]

Like you have a psychotic background or something so I think you would be qualified to say why. I am intrigued. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:17, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

Well, speaking as a psychotic person, I would have to say that he genuinely likes the site and wants to contribute to it. Maybe he just wants to make things right. But, no, I'm sure that all those people who voted to ban him did the right thing :S   Le Cejak • <14:21, 30 Jun 2008>

Oh dear that came out incorrectly, really I mean you have the head for it- oh... PENIS? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:27, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

Well, PENIS!   Le Cejak • <14:39, 30 Jun 2008>

Fuck it, there's already been too much drama over this - I was going to unload a few words here disagreeing, but what would that accomplish? I have far more important things to do than disagree with cool people over something we'll probably always differ on. So instead, here's a poem:

Monkeys are funny,

they make me laugh,

so do Cajek and DJ Irreverent,

but for different reasons.

I thank you. Also: FU double edit conflict! Also also: FU getting logged out for no reason and making me an IP! --UU - natter 14:42, Jun 30

next time you have a choice between being angry and forgiving, choose forgiving PENIS PENIS UNDER USER'S IPENIS ADDRESS!!!   Le Cejak • <14:43, 30 Jun 2008>

must... not... respond... no... more... drama... Er, penis? --UU - natter 15:04, Jun 30

PENIS is a nice user. I like him. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:16, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

Not a dick apparently... MrN 18:17, Jun 30

Not like that Cajek guy. Oh.....erm.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

hai

i caem bak sirsysrq @ 01:00 Jul 1

DOOD! I was actually getting kinda scared! Hurry! Write things! Uh, here's one for you to get started on: this unscript I made a ways back. You can have it. There, NOW will you stay?   Le Cejak • <1:03, 01 Jul 2008>

Yeah, I'm here for now. Wow, what a week. If I tried to wank right now, my dick would just shred apart in my hands. I'm that effing chaffed. I actually had some ideas for articles that I was going to start. Sure, most of them are about hentai titties, but there are some funny ideas too. Glad to be back. sirsysrq @ 01:09 Jul 1

I found it first

# (QVFD) (hist) . . N Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/7-3-08‎; 20:59 . . (+5,375) . . Cajek (Talk | contribs) (THERE! SEE?!? I CAN FIND THINGS!!!)
# (diff) (hist) . . Uncyclopedia:VFH/The Invention Of The Computer‎; 20:59 . . (-1) . . Readmesoon (Talk | contribs) [rollback]
# (QVFD) (hist) . . N Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/7-03-08‎; 20:59 . . (+5,375) . . THEDUDEMAN (Talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{subst:Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/blank}}')

I winLieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:05, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

oh for god's sakes. This is teh LOLDONGS.   Le Cejak • <1:07, 01 Jul 2008>

Hey where do you come up with that shit for UnNews? --Readmesoon 18:16, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Which specific shit did you have in mind, RMS?   Le Cejak • <22:36, 01 Jul 2008>

All of your featured stuff. Could you perhaps give me some good ideas? I want something of mine on the front page. --Readmesoon 22:45, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

He steals it from me. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:50, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Sure, you fuck-ass shit. --Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me

Wow! Calm down you two! Fiesty!   Le Cejak • <22:57, 01 Jul 2008>

Cajek, I'll break a deal with you. I've beeen writing a lot of UnNews lately, and you have been nominated for the foolitzer. I'll vote one for you, and you nominate me(you don't have to vote). Sound fair?-Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me

Oh, don't vote for me. I'll just nominate + for you. Off I go-->   Le Cejak • <23:02, 01 Jul 2008>

So are we friends now? Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me

Sure!   Le Cejak • <8:17, 02 Jul 2008>

So, are we dating now? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:36, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Well, I need to know what kind of man you are, first.   Le Cejak • <20:39, 03 Jul 2008>

More man than you can handle! OHHHHH! OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!....Actually, what I just said there was kinda gay...That was my bad. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:41, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

What The #@!?

Ok Cajek, what gives? How come i'm the poor grandchild in ur psychopathic grandmother article. Actually, it made me feel kinda special!¡!:()...-Bobofosho2 19:54, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

What?   Le Cejak • <20:39, 02 Jul 2008>

Allow me, the recentchanges stalker, to shed some light on the situation: bobofosho, look at the username template, {{USERNAME}}. It shows you your username, no matter who looks at the page. I see 'TheLedBalloon,' Cajek would see 'Cajek.' Also, the article in question is not actually by Cajek. At least, I don't think so. Look at the article's history and judge for yourself. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:44, Jul 2

Well Bloody Hell!

Happy birthday. I had the day off Uncyc yesterday just to celebrate the happy occasion. I would have invited ya, but... Well, you know. The cake was a bit small and everything. So... Anyway man... Seriously awesome. I'm really glad that you decided to come back to Uncyc on a more regular basis, the place just would not be the same without you. Really. :)

I would kiss your arse a bit moh, but well we are like both straight and stuff, and after last time and all the photos and everything, it's probably best I just leave it at that. MrN 22:46, Jul 2

Would U Please Adopt Me

Hey Cajek, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind adopting me as a n00b. I would be honored if u would, pleeeeeeeaaaaaaassssse?Cheers and thanks-Bobofosho2 18:52, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Consider yourself adopted, Bobo! I've seen your work. Leave messages @ User talk:Cajek/Adopt.

Hea. It's someone else here to bother you

Am I bothering you yet? MrN 20:33, Jul 3

Also, you have not written an article in the last 10 mins. What is going on? MrN 20:33, Jul 3

Get outta mah garden of articles!   Le Cejak • <20:35, 03 Jul 2008>

This is a garden? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

That's it Mhaille: I'm gonna go to your talk page and drunkenly rant again.   Le Cejak • <20:42, 03 Jul 2008>

Hang on, you're not going to get one of them orange thinggys now, when I put a picture of some pants on your talk page. That's pants. MrN 20:45, Jul 3

Yep. Focusing more on my adoptees. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to rant at a bureaucrat.   Le Cejak • <20:46, 03 Jul 2008>

Holy shit

I can't say I've ever had something put up for featuring two minutes after I wrote it. God damn. Thanks! --Hyperbole 02:59, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

I don't know if it will be featured (because it's so short), but that audio was RAHB quality. Add some more content and you'll be safe.   Le Cejak • <3:03, 04 Jul 2008>

Right on. What's RAHB? --Hyperbole 03:13, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

RAHB's your daddy! ha HA!!!   Le Cejak • <3:20, 04 Jul 2008>

I AMZ ZAY STEEL KIDNEY!!!

Yayayayayay, I'm a steel kidney, now! Just dropping by to ask whether I'm allowed to (or you would like me to) help edit your list and is there any other stuff I'm now allowed to do or you would like me to do for PEEING? -

Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[12:40 5 July]

/me provides YTTE with the link he was actually looking for, then runs straight back out again. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [5/07 12:48]

Oh, woops! Hello new-sig-man, how are you? - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[12:57 5 July]

Yep, you can edit it, but you have to read the thing New Sig Man wrote on how to edit it. Add your name to the list, and you can start. Have fun! (how's cmc and unprovise?)   Le Cejak • <14:17, 05 Jul 2008>

Okey dokey...- Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[14:21 5 July]

Thanks for the review!

Man, did I ever need a little encouragement just then. Woke up this morning to two "against" votes on my work and a "you suck" pee review. Thanks for the ideas! I'll keep working on it. --Hyperbole 17:35, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, Uncyclopedia can be really rough at the beginning. However, you got two VFHs in, like, your second week here, you talented bastard!   Le Cejak • <17:39, 05 Jul 2008>

You is Uncyc older than meeeee

Happy UnBirthday!

You have now officially been an Uncyclopedia member for one full year. Must suck to be you!

---

So it's late. So what? Late cake is still cake. OK, the best before date might have passed, and the sponge may now be solid enough to use in the foundations of a skyscraper, but it is still cake, goddamn it! Also, I so totally meant to do this on your actual Unbirthday, it was on my to-do list and everything, but then something happened and I didn't. I have the best excuses, don't I? Also, I am not just someone else here to bother you - I am ME! I'm still here to bother you, mind. /me pokes Cajek. Am I bothering you yet? /me pokes Cajek again. How about now? /me pokes Cajek again again. Now? /me pokes Cajek agains s'more. Now? /me pokes Cajek again and again. Now? Actually, I'm bothering me now. Also I only intended to check my email, and not come on Uncyc at all this evening. What am I doing here? Also also I need an early night. Good night. --UU - natter 20:16, Jul 5

I bet you do after all that poking... I'm sorry Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 20:18 5 July 2008

Thank yous from a glittering-in-the-limelight noob

Hey, Cajek. Steven would just like to thank you for the vote on his article relating to Insomnia. He really would but right now he's sleeping. Shhh don't wake him...

Yeah, the title pretty much says it all. though it doesn't mention my sequenced dress or my angelik singing voice. Maybe you could do a follow up UnSignpost article. I mean I've been here seven months (going by my first ever edit way back in december, in reality it's more like four) and only now getting a feature. Where as people like woodburninator get one the second their in teh door. Anyways, thanks. and are you still gonna finish Snow? You can't not! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 08:55 6 July 2008

I'm experimenting with different story types. Snow was getting too hard to manage. For example, I introduced a character that I didn't know what to do with.   Le Cejak • <16:38, 06 Jul 2008>

Oh ok. cool. kill the spare. That's a shame... =( Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 16:47 6 July 2008

Also, I think maybe there were plot holes in it. I'm glad you liked it, though! (P.S. NICE JOB ON INSOMNIA!!) Anyway, yeah, experimenting with different characters now.   Le Cejak • <16:53, 06 Jul 2008>

Snow? - [17:09 6 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yep, I has a blog where's I rite stories. One of 'em is named "Snow" (see if you can figure out why)   Le Cejak • <17:14, 06 Jul 2008>

Oh I've seen yours blog beforezz. Lemme go read it again. - [17:16 6 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Snow is "pure". Viruses "purify"? Close? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 17:35 6 July 2008

Well first of all, snow is another name for the white noise when a station on the radio is not coming in clearly. Second, snow IS white, and I like your interpretation.   Le Cejak • <18:29, 06 Jul 2008>

Of course! the radio thing. gah, You need to finish Snow off sometime. I wanna know how it ends. and what it was all about. regardless of it being endingless it was still very compelling stuff. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 18:32 6 July 2008

I CAN HAZ BLOG! I think I'm gonna go set up me own Yettie blog of me own for myself! - [18:34 6 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Link me to it when you get it, yettie! Everyone's writing serious stories over there (except Skullthumper, who is writing funny stuff over THERE and serious wiki-related stuff HERE. Start writing funny shit here, Skull!!!!)   Le Cejak • <18:46, 06 Jul 2008>

Yes, I've been nosing around people's blogs. Also, I think I'm going to do an audio, now. - [18:56 6 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I got one that's funny stuff about me, when ever it happens. and other tangents like Lyle... I really should write something serious. Cos I can do that too. In fact I have something I half started. posting it may encourage me to finish. yes. prepare to read... Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 18:58 6 July 2008

Writing serious stuff helps me think of funny stuff, too, so yes, please post you guys. Ytte, if you write something, send me the link.   Le Cejak • <20:03, 06 Jul 2008>

I'm a blog slut Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 20:06 6 July 2008

You got it working then!

User:Cajek/randomfeatured...

Guyana

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I'm sure someone said that was impossible somewhere... Now something like that would be great on the main page... MrN 23:31, Jul 6

We have to start a village dump thing about it. I tried asking people to make it a button on the left but they said no! I think it would be great on the mainpage. Make a topic and I'll find it, N.   Le Cejak • <0:51, 07 Jul 2008>

Ya coward ya! It's your idea. I'm just poking you in the ribs about it. Go do it! Your opinion is more respected around here than mine anyway. I know there are a lot of nay sayers over there, but screw them. Who cares? The point is to try and make Uncyc better. I think we should add the random featured button above the random button. Maybe move the Babel link (to the community box) or scrap it altogether. Many people don't like change just because they... Um? I never really understood that one. Anyway, you just keep on making good suggestions Mr Cajek sir. I think there might be an objection based on using that DPL thing too much, but hea, maybe we need to get some better servers or something... MrN 01:06, Jul 7

Didn't Help that Much

Cajek, you didn't relly give me any ideas for a good article. I've been looking at featured and I see great stuff, it's just that I need some good ideas of what to do. When I get a good idea, I can't come up with enough content for it. My only real articles are 1,2,3 Strikes You're Out! and Welcome to Biscathorpe! besides all of my UnNewses. And they are mediocre. I need some raw ideas to write out if you think of one you could give away. Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me

Believe it or not, I saw a line from a featured article, OMFG A Terrorist, that I thought would be kinda funny. About a guy who sees terrorists everywhere.   Le Cejak • <4:15, 07 Jul 2008>

Instead of regular people? Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me

Well, you COULD write OMFG A Regular Person but it doesn't have the same kick.   Le Cejak • <4:20, 07 Jul 2008>

Maybe the guy thinks EVERYONE is a terrorist or a secret terrorist.   Le Cejak • <4:21, 07 Jul 2008>

See what I mean? It's tough to come up with an idea that is quality. My two real articles are pretty good, but not good enough, you know? Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me

When I first joined, I had no idea how articles even got featured. Then one day, I wrote J'accuse because of a line I heard on Futurama and someone nominated it. I was like, WTF? Then I was like, WTF. Then I was like, W. TF? So, how did that article idea strike you?   Le Cejak • <4:29, 07 Jul 2008>

Which article? Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me

OMFG A Terrorist? If I think of anything I don't feel like writing, I'll pass 'em on to... whoever asks.   Le Cejak • <4:33, 07 Jul 2008>

I didn't think of that. Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me

You didn't think of what?   Le Cejak • <4:37, 07 Jul 2008>

OMFG A Terrorist! GEEZE Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me

Well go write it then, dingus! :D User:Readmesoon/OMFG A Terrorist   Le Cejak • <4:44, 07 Jul 2008>

Should I write it like an UnBook or something? I'm not quite sure here. Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me

You can figure that out later. Write it really paranoid-like. Make the narrator sound really serious about terrorists and how they're everywhere. Hope I helped, RMS!   Le Cejak • <4:49, 07 Jul 2008>

If you have anymore ideas, please leave them on my talk page. Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me

And then Otter Bear said "just don't get on the carpet..."

Prettiestpretty thanks you for finding Goldilocks and the Three Bears. to be just right for VFH Fondly, PP

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:53, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Woaaaah, far out!

This is a haiku Thanking you for voting For On this article

-RAHB 23:08, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

One delivery of insanity peppers mixed with hardened grain

Please stand by for your weekly pet while I put it in your dish. Thank you. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [8/07 18:09]

OM NOM NOM!   Le Cejak • <20:39, 08 Jul 2008>

Glad you like it. The peppers had extra spice just for you! (I'm scared if I go on your userpage I'm going to break Wikia right now). ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [8/07 20:54]

Serious for one sec: first Skull said I'd crash the servers, and now you're saying I'd break wikia. Don't beat around the bush, just say whatever it is that's wrong!   Le Cejak • <21:39, 08 Jul 2008>

Basically, Uncyc DPL has crashed Wikia before (as referenced by Skull saying Wikia are close to pulling it), and you had so much DPL on there before that it was close to overloading the server with fetching the information (passed onto the end user by virtue of taking longer to load that Spang's talk page, which says something). All those options make it better for the servers though. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [9/07 16:07]

And while I'm at it, I object to being called a noob on your userpage. It doesn't feel like it, but I've been here longer than you. Honestly. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [9/07 20:29]

oh, whoops... /me changes that   Le Cejak • <20:31, 09 Jul 2008>

And another thing... what's wrong with being a noob?? I still consider myself adopted by Led!   Le Cejak • <20:35, 09 Jul 2008>

Nothing really wrong with being a noob...Just felt a little weird, that's all. Oh, and good boy /me pets Cajek. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [9/07 20:37]

me-OW! ...that came out wrong.   Le Cejak • <20:40, 09 Jul 2008>

Uncyclopedia:Best of/2006

Does this need a good Cajeking also? 2005 to? It late, so I have to go to bed soon... MrN 03:09, Jul 9

It late, eh? First of all, I see your ban request in your sig there. Very fashionable. Second, although I won't ban you, I will consider adding the random feature thing to those offshoot pages. I'm not sure I need to, though.   Le Cejak • <3:11, 09 Jul 2008>

Yea, that sig is a lot better now. It would be sooo much better if that random feature thing were on the navigation bar though. Then people could just keep clicking it again and again... As it is, they have to go back to the other page every time...MrN 03:14, Jul 9

When they click back, the article does not change either. Which is a bit pants. MrN 03:15, Jul 9

Deaf

Check out right underneath the quotes. -RAHB 04:31, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

haha! That's awesome, except the audience isn't applauding loudly enough at the end. And why are there bells? WHERE ARE THOSE BELLS COMING FROM????   Le Cejak • <5:15, 10 Jul 2008>

That was an accident. My bowl of soup accidentally clinked during the airplane scene, and when I applied tremelo and reverb, it seems that made bells. -RAHB 05:18, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

The screaming in the third act went on a little too long. And the voices telling me to kill my friends aren't funny Rahb. THE BELLS! STOP THE BEEEELLLLSSSS!!!!   Le Cejak • <5:26, 10 Jul 2008>

Hey you guys, I think something's wrong! I...I can't hear anything! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:30, Jul 10

Turn your volume up. -RAHB 05:31, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Also Cajek, I didn't put voices in telling you to kill your friends..... -RAHB 05:32, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Who did, then?   Le Cejak • <5:37, 10 Jul 2008>

..... -RAHB 05:39, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks and all!

Yeh...hi Cajek. Sorry, I've been really lazy and can't be bothered with the whole template thing. Well actually, this is a template...I'm just substing it in. It's just as generic and unpersonalised as a template, so don't worry about that! Anyway thanks and all for voting for this. Erm, yeh...it's on the frontpage! Woo! Also I created a tribute to it, after some talks with Hypeybole. Anyway, thanks again, Cajek! - [08:44 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Hey

I was just looking for someone to talk to and I saw my Welcome to Biscathorpe! under Whoring n00bs on your user page. That's the most popularity it will probably ever get. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)((Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me, if you will.))

Yuh, it's a random selector, chossing from all of your articles. Yay! - [18:40 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Does he just choose his friends or something?~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Basically, yeah.   Le Cejak • <20:40, 10 Jul 2008>

Woah there, Eager McBeaver!

Thanks for adding the Why article to the list of fantastic reverted whatever it's called. However, if you could not create subpages of it, that would be great. It's not that that isn't a good idea, I'm just insanely obsessive compulsive about a few things, one of them is my userspace. But there's directions on the page on how to put entire articles on it. Just erase what's there and paste the article on it and save. Then revert that edit, then paste the version. Thanks man. -RAHB 02:06, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Hey Cajek, is there some kind of code that will make the content box dissappear? I need to do that for one of my articles. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

What content box? You'd better ask Spang for the technical stuff, RMS.   Le Cejak • <20:29, 12 Jul 2008>

I believe __NOTOC__ is what he's looking for, Cajek. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [12/07 20:30]

NOCAJEK has been proven to be more effective. MrN 20:45, Jul 12

Thank you, heveen. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

And one more question: How do you get rid of the things that say [edit] at the end of every section on an article? That would help, too. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

__NOEDITSECTION__. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [12/07 21:05]

Thanks, Heveen, now you could check it out? ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

possible thingy

Dear Cajek and Zombiebaron (listed in alphabetical order),

At first this seemed like a real swell idea but after working on it a little bit it started to, uh, yeah, started to look pretty VFD. Anyway, as two aficionados of random humor I thought I'd welcome you two first to edit it and help make it into something mainspace-able. Only if you feel like it. Some time.

Anyone else that happens to be reading this message is welcome too, I guess.

I put this same message on Zombibaron's talk page. --So So 06:51, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Supervillainy

Cajek, ol' pal - you know that normally I welcome any and every contribution and suggestion of yours, but that's my little PLS project, and as such I'd kinda like it to be my own little rewrite, y'know? I have no doubt you could make it far funnier than I, but I'd like to do my little best with it! --UU - natter 15:58, Jul 14

Thanks man. I'm kinda gutted because that kinda thing's right up your street, and I'd love to see what else you'd have done with it. I'd still love to do a collab one day. Maybe we'll get round to it before hell freezes over! --UU - natter 16:05, Jul 14

PEE

I was thinking about it for a while, why do we need the misc. field in the pee review table? I think it was left in historically and no one uses it. Whatdya think? ~ 14:34, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

Hi Mordillo, long time no see! I was wondering when someone would bring that up. I spent many a lonely week thinking up reasons to have the misc field. Here's what I've come up with:

1. If we suddenly changed the score to being out of 40, the score someone received on their reviews would be more abstract. "35/40? What's that?"
2. Misc is there "just in case". My {{Pee}} template takes care of the other possibility.
3. Misc, when {{Pee}} is used, represents the average the article gets out of 10, which helps for those people (like me) who care about the number score on the article.
4. I think it would confuse a LOT of people if we just suddenly took it out.

Those are my thoughts. Not very well written, I'll grant you, but I hope I convinced you a little that we need the misc there.   Le Cejak • <14:40, 15 Jul 2008>

Sounds good to me! :) Also, how the hell are you? ~ 14:42, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

I've been busy with real life stuff recently: Trying to get into grad school, but I don't have enough money to do it yet, so I'm looking for jobs in the field first. How are you, Mordillo? Still living in... uh, Bucharest? The Swiss Alps? Mongolia? Compton? Where do you live, again?   Le Cejak • <14:53, 15 Jul 2008>

Lower Compton. Or could be Amsterdam. One of those anyhow. Doing great actually, just got a new apartment in the center, so I'm much closer to the beers and hookers. ~ 15:31, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

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The Polar Sexpress

Don't know if you saw me respond on my talk page, it was kind of delayed. What can I help you with? -RAHB 06:09, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

hello

hey caj, it's good to be back. i'm already back into the reviewing game, and i'm trying to jumpstart my writing. i noticed you may have liked my most recent article UnNews:Local man rescues dozens from vampire peacock. it scored rather lower in pee review than i had hoped. i was wondering if you had a chance, could you give it a once over (not an in-depth or anything), but just tell me if you agree with WB's assessments, so i can give it a rewrite and hopefully make it respectable. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:07, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

Now if only we had some kind of "Short Review" system... Go and say something you piss artists! MrN 16:56, Jul 17

Actually Gerry, I think I may have scored it a bit harsh on the humor side. I don't think its as bad as I reviewed it. Call it a second look-over. I stand by the changes I think should be made, but that's just one guy's opinion, and again, not as bad as I scored it. My bad. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:34, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

i don't have a problem with the score being 'bad', in fact i'd much rather have a lower score in an in-depth review than a 49.99 in a one-liner (which has happened to me like six times). i just wanted caj's brief opinion because he said he enjoyed it, before i go changing it up too much.SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:11, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

I ignored the large text at the top of the page because it hurt my eyes.

http://www.chronarion.org/chirpy/index.cgi?id=9525 — Sir Manticore 01:06, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Touché. — Sir Manticore 01:42, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

So like

I clicked on your user page, looking for something to vandalise etc... and found a link to Feces/These might give you the shits... Not my finest work perhaps, but thanks for whoring it for me! MrN 02:43, Jul 19

It's a random generator, Mr Vandalizer. You're SICK with all your vandalizing!!!!   Le Cejak • <3:05, 19 Jul 2008>!!!!!!!

I thought it was only meant to do the features... MrN 03:08, Jul 19

You can request that! I had it done and have never looked back! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:09 19 July 2008

You've won an award!

Congratulations!! For your enduring contributions to Uncyclopedia, Hyperbole has awarded you with the prestigious Herpes Simplex virus.

Enjoy! pillow talk 20:49, 19 July 2008 (UTC)