User talk:Iseditor

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You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit source]

Hello, Iseditor, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join.

Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! -- ~Jewriken.GIF 14:32, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008[edit source]

Painstakingly hand-delivered by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:46, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 14th, 2008[edit source]

Fired out of a newspaper cannon by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:13, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 21st, 2008[edit source]

MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 12:17, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 28th, 2008[edit source]

–—Hv (talk) 30/08 20:30

UnSignpost: September 4th, 2008[edit source]

―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 5/09 17:16

UnSignpost: September 11th, 2008[edit source]

MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 10:57, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 2nd, 2008[edit source]

-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:57, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 10th 2008[edit source]

Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:04, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 21 October 2008[edit source]

--Sycamore (Talk) 10:18, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 3-ish November 2008[edit source]

Shoved through the letterbox for the one and only time by UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:00, Nov 6

UnSignpost: 13th November 2008[edit source]

MrN9001 12:44, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 20th November2008[edit source]

MrN9001 20:40, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 27th November2008[edit source]

MrN9001 20:58, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 4th December 2008 (yea, we know it's late)[edit source]

MrN9001 19:01, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 11th December[edit source]

MrN9001 21:05, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Bore da[edit source]

Welsh lady.jpg Alright, boyo?
You voted for an article about me.
This means that you're entitled to a free slice of laver pizza
from Lloydios, the greatest pizzeria in all of Caernarfon.

IronLung 03:18, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1st January 2009[edit source]

MrN9001 00:56, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 8th January 09[edit source]

MrN9001 15:55, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15th January[edit source]

MrN9001 21:26, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January[edit source]

MrN9001 02:24, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 5th February 2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 03:09, Feb 5

UnSignpost 12th February 2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:40, Feb 11

UnSignpost 19th February2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:02, Feb 19

UnSignpost 26th February 09[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:18, Feb 26

UnSignpost 5th March 09[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 13:49, Mar 6

UnSignpost 12th March 09[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:32, Mar 13

UnSignpost 19th March[edit source]

MnbvcxzBot 05:13, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 26th March 09[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:37, Mar 28

UnSignpost 2nd April 09[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:46, Apr 2

UnSignpost April 9/10th, 2009[edit source]

Hand-delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:45, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost April 16th, 2009[edit source]

Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:47, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 23rd April 09[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 22:08, Apr 23

UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!![edit source]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:54, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special[edit source]


Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:38, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 14th[edit source]

Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:33, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 21st[edit source]

Brought to you by Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:10, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009[edit source]

The only newspaper to be delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:00, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 4th, 2009[edit source]

Delievered by Saberwolf116 02:31, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever[edit source]

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:46, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Elementary[edit source]

Newcookie.gif guybles has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks to you also, for keeping an eye on Sherlock Holmes. There does seem to be a very persistent vandal out there. Guybles CUN 20:41, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Welcome template[edit source]

I don't know you, but I just wanted you to know that your welcome template is an eyesore. It actually made my eyes bleed tears. That's called crying I hear. But it wasn't because I was sad. It was just the incredible amount of strain your painfully-colored template put on them. My eyes, that is. Anyway, yeah. That.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 00:50, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

On another note, I hear you're very vigilant. Good job with that.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 00:51, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

LEGO[edit source]

Hey man, just so ya know I had a pee review going on a LEGO page you moved, which is fine. You might want to take a look at the review though. --El Cheeso 04:49, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th[edit source]

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:05 30 June 2009

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:18, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 9th July 2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 22:22, Jul 9

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009[edit source]

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:45, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009[edit source]

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 23:32, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!![edit source]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:42, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:49, Aug 18

UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is![edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:10, Aug 24

UnSignpost 4th September[edit source]

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:47, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Randomber 27th[edit source]

Before you know it, please think of the to feast mad axe-murderers! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:27, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost September 10/17[edit source]

This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:57, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009[edit source]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:15, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009[edit source]

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:19, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Sometime October 2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:19, Oct 16

UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:11, Oct 23

UnSignpost 29-10-2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:34, Nov 3

UnSignpost Delivery! - December something![edit source]

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:54, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost January several-days-agoth[edit source]

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:48, Jan 18

UnSignpost 21th January 2009[edit source]

Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:34, Jan 21

UnSignpost 28th January 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:54, Jan 28

UnSignpost 4th February 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 15:12, Feb 4

UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 13:01, Feb 11

UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 23:35, Feb 18

UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:51, Feb 28

UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:09, Mar 6

UnSignpost 11th March 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:01, Mar 12

UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:46, Mar 18

UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 22:17, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 04:46, Apr 2 2010 UTC

UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit source]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:58, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 20:34, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1 May[edit source]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:32, 1 May 2010

The UnSignpost Is Not Dead![edit source]

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:27, 24 June 2010

All the news that's unfit to print![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:11, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Signpost: normal service resumed[edit source]

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:54, Jul 9

Another UnSignpost! Rejoice![edit source]

Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:11, 16 July 2010

Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:54, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost![edit source]

Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:55, 5 August 2010

Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost[edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 11:59, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk[edit source]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:50, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]

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