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They have medicine for that now you know. Aleister seconds later

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Something like that is more likely to help tor users download child photography than it is to help a site who's not even on https. Encryption like this requires a set of key pairs, and really doesn't benefit when everybody is supposed to access the same content. It's more to prevent access of content. Mike the Great (talk) 01:04, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

I'm guessing you didn't like it.

Friends with benefits.. pfff  ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:51 3.02.13

I voted on it about six weeks ago. Where have you been? Go up to your favorite teacher this week and ask her if she'd like to be "friends with benefits". She'll like that, and will laugh, and tussle your hair. Do it, c'mon, try it, slip her a copy of the article, and let us know how it works out. Al six weeks ago

I still prefer grandparents with benefits. Potato? 03:39 02 Mar

Then you should write it. That is funny, and would rival Filial Piety for the grandparent/grandchild fanboys. Al later that day

Marilyn

I noticed you categorising Ms Monroe and not because the photo is on my watchlist, but because I am behind you now. Did you feel that on your neck? That wasn't the wind, that was my breath. I like Maryland this time of year. What do you think of phone sex? Leverage (talk) 12:15, 4 March 2013 (UTC)

I do not live in Maryland, you've said that twice now, although that may be a pun on living in Marilyn (check out Dreaming, where she plays a main character). Black Flamingo and I reworked the Monroe page here, and I set up a category for her. Nice pic! By a strange twisting of fate I sent you an email while you were posting here. Phone sex is very good, which made me want to email you (phone number included, will be waiting). What do you think of Will Harridge? Although baseball is out of your league (hahahahahaha, pun) it can be understood by sports fans outside of Maryland (Maybe you're thinking of Spike, who famously lives in New Hampshire - not Hampshire). Aleister minutes later

I once made a reference to you living Maryland. And I am never ever going to let it go. Leverage (talk) 12:28, 4 March 2013 (UTC)

I know one person in Maryland, and he ignores me for the most part. What a stupid name for a place anyway. Might just as well be Buffyland. Aleister later that month

The article is rather out of my jurisdiction. NHL or NFL I could help with (I just done UnNews:Girl's NY Jets trial ends hilariously), but baseball, like cricket, is a tedious game you have no chance of liking unless you were forced into admiring its charms by men around you. I had Stephen Hawking read it to me on Chrome while I hung out the washing. It had some nice flourishes. I would give you the same advice I gave David Lynch - more midget - and also maybe something about the other thing i saw on his wiki page, something about fining a man because he punched him. Maybe make it into a on-field murder. Also, negro league references could be chucklesome? Leverage (talk) 13:36, 4 March 2013 (UTC)

Jordan Maxwell

As you know... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_maxwell. Maybe we should just write a straight wikipedia style article for him here at Uncyc. Would that be funny? Considering? MrN 22:29. Mar 12. 2013

That's actually a very good idea, but lots of work. I have a couple wikipedia pages in mind to do, but I'll help on this one if you start it off. I don't know that much about him, but all we need is one or two pretty good articles to steal from, a pic or five, and external links and references (it would have to be with real references). So, nothing on the page made-up or funny (if anyone is reading this the "twist" is that wikipedia won't allow you to create a page named "Jordan Maxwell", at least in didn't in the past, and yet he is one of the most functional and honored researchers on conspiracies in the last forty years. On ATS at least one person thought I was Jordan Maxwell, which I may very well be). Good plan. Someone could then also try to move it to wikipedia. So we'd have to have public domain pics for the page. Nice thought, and I, I mean Maxwell, will appreciate the attempt. If we can find MattSnow he may like to join in. Funnybony and SPIKE have wikipedia experience, so we can at least run it by them for criticism. And others on the site might want to add research and writing to such a page, so it may not be that hard to do to come up with a good page. Good idea MrN, no pants to you! Al 1:36 13-3-'13

I'm no expert on Jordan, but I have seen most of his stuff of youtube. If you are Jordan then I'm Bill Cooper. Who I am in some places. ;) Glad you think it might work. As soon as Wikipedia create an article on him, obviously it would not be funny then, but until then I think it would be funny if we actually had the article which wikipedia should have. I have never written a full article on Wiki though. :( I bet Funnybony knows Jordan well... As well Matt, Socky and various others ;) Oh... and to be accused of being Jordan Maxwell, if done in reference to your apparent knowledge I would say is rather a high complement. The dude might just have been accusing you of pretending to believe in Lizards however. MrN 01:48. Mar 13. 2013

(EDIT: I just checked, and they opened his page up for creation again in April of 2012, so, hmmmm) Bill, sorry about the five bullets in the back thing, that had to sting. I've started just a couple original wikipedia pages, most of my work there is on established articles although a few of those are pretty much "mine" now as those things go. Maxwell should be easy, actually, as we don't have to write one of those book-length pages about him, just get some sources and let the sources write much of the page. A good lead, a career section, a few sections on his well-known and/or well documented theories, a bibliography, and some good external links (maybe a see also, we'd have to link everything to wikipedia there, as elsewhere, we couldn't link anything here). Sounds more fun as the seconds tick by. Al sometime later that day, but before the white smoke. No, not the pope's white smoke! The bud, man, the bud!

Five bullets? I only felt 3. That's what you get for saying "There will be a false flag on WTC, and they will blame Osama bin Laden", and then shortly afterwards there is a false flag on WTC and they blame bin Laden. That and the fact that I stopped paying taxes. To be honest, I think it's not paying the taxes which really got me killed... Jordan has a website with lots of info on it. I can probably rant on about him for many pages if necessary ;) ... As always I struggle to get started! ... I wonder what was in the pages which were created at WP for Jordan. The "problem" with Jordan is the lack of WP:RS type sources as no one likes to talk about him in mainstream owned media. Manly Palmer Hall choose Jordan to take possession (pun?) of all his notes and life work of his entire life. I would have thought that fact alone was enough to get him into Wikipedia. That and he was named as the main source by Peter Joseph for zeitgeist. He actually personally funded Zack Sitchin. He also funded David Icke the first time David went to the US. He has also "rested" in the sarcophagus in the great pyramid. Some people think he is a mason. Bill Cooper 13:15, 13 March 2013 (UTC)

Well, it's your choice. You want to do it here, or on wikipedia (it can be written here and moved over). Maybe others who tried to do a page were morons who tried to put up an advertisement for Jordan without both sourcing and opposite opinions ("Jordon is nuts" says the New York Times). Ah, Manly Hall, a name from the past (I've got one of the real large books he wrote, the size of a small coffee table, and his side of a series of correspondance between him and my teacher). A mason ? /whistles while walking away/. And he did WHAT in the great pyramid sarcophagus? Are you implying he had sex in there, or had sex with the stone, or "rested" by resting? I've never really studied the exact circumstances of Cooper's killing, was it on purpose or did some moron cop make a very bad error? (I'll have to read up on it.) But MattSnow, Socky, etc, may want to move ahead on this. Al 00:34 14-3-13

There is a ritual with the sarcophagus. It relates to horus and osiris. You lie in it, and your 72 brothers get a chance to nail the lid down. 72 is possibly a reference to years in 1 degree of procession of the equinox. I think you have to spend 3 nights there to do it right. It's a very old ritual which was supposedly also done by Pythagoras. It's a very masonic ritual, and Jordan actually admitted that he had done it on Art Bell once. Also, if Manly P Hall trusted him... ?? Um. Bill Cooper never "trusted" Jordan, and actually I think it's possible to find a few videos where Bill is ripping Jordan apart for actually preaching the luciferian agenda whereas Bill always made the distinction of saying "This is what THEY think". Jordan actually preaches it as his words sometimes... As do many others... Cooper was in trouble with the local cops because he had stopped paying tax. You might know that actually you still don't have to now as the law was never put through the system as it should have been. Bill spotted that... He was also in dispute with the local Doctor, and he claimed Bill Clinton personally targeted him. Bill had said that if police approached his home he would defend himself. The police approached his home... Someone fired first. Who knows who... We do know that Bill had a bad knee and that he apparently had to get out of his truck at some point. Bill's wikipedia pages says "he had vowed that "he would not be taken alive". They do an amazing job of making him look like an idiot... Oh. No mention of the 911 prediction then Wikipedia... I wonder why... MrN 01:13. Mar 14. 2013

Monkey

Don't think I will... I dislike competitions. I'll look into it but probably won't join. -- Cunt  decorator 18:52, 18 March 2013 (UTC)

Must... whore...

Hehe, can you take a look at Firesheep, Reasonable doubt, and I'd like to talk to you about Jesus nominations?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 20:31 3.18.13

No, no, no more. You must fast and pray - fast from nominating your pages and pray other people nominate them for you. Yes, I will read them, but not now, I just wrote an article and have had enough of uncyclopedia for one hour or more. And it will be fun to see what you can do with Happy Monkey contest, in which you must write for a large part of 36 hours!!! Which means an overnight where your brain will process what you've written and give you lots of good ideas in the morning. This is true. Al minutes later

Okee dokee Aly. But just know this! I'll get you and your little dog too!  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 20:37 3.18.13

And I expect you to win, that is if Leverage doesn't enter (I've urged him too). I want to see you work on one page with no distractions for 36 hours. I will bring you sandwichs and keep people away from your door during this time. Aleister mere seconds later

Sounds like a plan. He could be a third judge.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 20:40 3.18.13

A judge! Leverage sure better enter the contest or it's much poorer for the no effort. And MrN, and Funnybony, and why isn't everyone signing up? It's a great source for new pages. Must sign off soon, see you on the rebound. Al, minutes later

K, I'll get them to maybe on the IRC!  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 20:47 3.18.13

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Yeah. What's your bananaphone number? I need to add you to my bananaphone contacts. -- УТС 20:56:37 19-03-'13 [DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU]

JUngle 7-2929, give me a few minutes to answer because I'll be roaming the prairie's looking for fresh game. Al 1:33 20-3-'13

Happy Monkey Topic

Your topic for the contest is The second conquest of the moon . You have 36 hours to write the article (until Friday 03.00 UTC/Thursday 9pm EST). If you want to make it unbook, unreview etc. you can very slightly alter the title. Remember the judging is on creativity and originality more than anything else. Have fun. In the mean time Happy Monkey is leaving various surprises all over your house. --ShabiDOO 14:52, 20 March 2013 (UTC)

Thanks, what an interesting topic, thanks! Last years was Homophones. That was a horrible topic. OK, I'm rambling. I'll work on this elsewhere because even when I empty my cache it still fills up real fast and the site won't let me look for links because the green page loading indicator is stuck way almost full, as if it had a half-second more and would load, but doesn't, and apparantly this is enough to write and edit but not to find in-page links, which I really enjoy doing. And it's quieter feeling in my universe, which I like, and so I do most of my writing there and when a page is ready it's over here instantly or somewhere on either side of instantly. Al 16:42 Spring '13

Having a perfectly polished page with images in the right place is less important than being creative and original. Of course...being complete and looking nice will probaly score an extra point or two...but focus on getting something funny and worth reading. --ShabiDOO 18:34, 20 March 2013 (UTC)

Image

Here you go. --ShabiDOO 00:34, 22 March 2013 (UTC) (p.s. they are selling new laptops and tablets for $150 these days)

Thanks, perfect. No, I love my laptop, it's a keeper. It loads up everywhere else I go but here, with no problems. And the only thing I can't do here is link or upload some pictures. Aleister 1:01 22-3-'13

I'm just...

...reading a novel by Robert Harris (Lustrum) where the poor have their shacks and such on the Vatican... was it square? This is in Caesar's time. -- Cunt  decorator 18:49, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

This might actually happen. There is no reason the poor can't descend on St. Peter's Square and take it over, unless the reason is they are so disorganized, unable to accept anyone elses ideas, and can't think beyond the next few hours. Those reasons may assure that it would never happen (and all you have to do is have one jerk in the crowd start throwing bottles or fists around and it would erupt into a drunken brawl). Aleister minutes later

It might, and should, happen. I was rather thinking that Vatican apparently used to be a slum for the poor, originally. Of course Harris might have invented the thing himself. Like: "We thought we would just take back this land. Yes, my Great-great-great-great(---)-grandfather used to live right here when Rome still was Rome and not governed by these sissy Christians. Yes, we were poor even then. My point is, this is our place and always has been." -- Cunt  decorator 19:13, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

And also...

...I've been dreaming of getting you to collaborate and/or start something you want expanded on User:Multiliteralist/SoS. It's not a strict anything - just an attempt at making different kinds of continuities for the reader's benefit. I imagine it's fun and useful. So far it has been, what with the mostly off-the-wall subjects we now have. Anything can be used. -- Cunt  decorator 19:16, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Runner-up

Congratulations Ali ali ali ali. Your article was a VERY VERY close second in the 2013 Happy Monkey Competition. Sometimes you have to give the other contestants a chance to win you know! Your article was dripping with creativity and originality and you made us LOL which is what the competition is all about. Thanks for your enthusiasm and participation in happymonkey2013 and see you next year. P.S. if you don't polish the piece and get it featured...we will take your 2nd place badge away from you. --ShabiDOO 03:28, 26 March 2013 (UTC)

2nd place yayer!!

Good job! I'll nom nom nom it in a few days! And since the competition is over, go and VFH. We need it. Voting is low. For realzies.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 23:20 3.26.13

Thanks! I'll be posting it soon, once I get a couple pics straightened out. I spent lots of time yesterday reading VFH'ers, and lots of them are pretty good. I hope the Happy Monkey contest has five or more features out of it, the contest has a nice track record for features. Al 23:23 26-3-'13

:D Firesheep and Reasonable doubt have been there for a while. Good reads. :D  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 23:32 3.26.13

I will get to those if I haven't as yet. It's hard to keep all of them in the air at once, unless you are Presto Changeo, the juggling clown of the Azores. Al later that month

I uploaded File:Monkey-in-space-suit.jpg for you. I didnt import Quinoa...because there already is a file here (a different one)...and it's a better one IMHO. Let me know if you'd still prefer the other image and I'll upload it. I compared all the images you have on the article at wikia with the image files here at .co and the image I uploaded and Quinoa are the only files not here. Let me know if there are any other images you want me to upload and I'll happily do it all for you.

As for the topic...I had to invent two topics as two never came in. One was "my life is as thick as gravity" and the other was "the second conquest of the moon". I made them both up in one second as I pasted topics on everyones talk pages. I'm kind of dissapointed the gravity article wasn't given a go...as it was a unique topic to say the least. Glad you finished the other one...with a tricky topic no doubt.

I also wrote an extra long pee-review for your article as I know you appreciate constructive criticism and that it's never a waste of time.

P.S. Vonnegut is of my top three favourite authors (along with Saramago and Dahl). The cats cradle is one of the best books ever written. I highly recommend it if you haven't read it yet. If you have...read it again :)

I know your mother's and grandmothers' second names. --ShabiDOO 04:07, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

And I know your mother and grandmother, if you know what I mean. More soon. Al a few minutes after leaving your mother and grandmothers house after the three-way.

Opinion?

Can you do a pee review for UnDebate:Is it the size of the ship or the motion in the ocean?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 11:30 3.28.13

I'm the worse person here at doing pee reviews. I just find it hard to criticize other's work on a point by point basis. In college I had a hard time in poetry class because I couldn't criticize other people's poems, and could see their point of view in writing what they did. It's easy to say "here's how I would have done it", but that's me and not the writer. I will look at the page now and tear it apart like a dog though. Back in a few minutes with my "pee review". Al minutes later

Pee Review: It could be a great page if you didn't mention Penis at all, but eluded to it (I saw a penis once!). That's what I thought when I read the title, one of the best and most promising titles here. OK, there's my pee review, I give you 100 points out of 100. Yay! Al later that month

Herbert Hoover

Do you know anything about President Hoover? I have started a silly page on him, and I wondered if you could add any of your glittering weirdness to it. Only if it takes your fancy of course. Leverage (talk) 22:35, 30 March 2013 (UTC)

Sorry to butt it, but the Hoover Dam was named after him. A lot of politicians blamed the Great Depression on him. And he was DESTROYED in the 1932 election by FDR.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 22:39 3.30.13

I read this, and viewed it, and you need no help from me. Great page, and lol. Al later that month

Korean rhetoric

The funniest thing I have seen all week. I love the way they speak. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22024018 Leverage (talk) 18:03, 6 April 2013 (UTC)

You done gimme a quick opinion, yo?

Lol. Me and Matthlock just finished Mila Kunis. Whaddaya think?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 23:16 4.19.13

I'm not a good one for this, I've always disliked her since the first time I watched the '70s Show. If it were her and me on a deserted island for a year, she would be dead in the first week because of an annoyance factor of 10. Al Later that same month

Like a mummy...

I rise from the ashes! Get the shotgun! How are things around here? Things seem complicated with the dual site. Anyway, I dusted off a collab with Shab, and put it in mainspace, it made me remember why I liked this place. I also read again Dennis Kucinich's wife. I'm hooked again! I hope to find a suitable topic I'm motivated in, reading the old stuff was cool. I'm doing good IRL, pretty busy. What about you? Mattsnow 00:30, 20 April 2013 (UTC)

Matt! I don't know how uncy got along without you, and it's great to "see" you back. I'm busy too, and go away for days at a time, but with you here I know that there is always a light in the window. Have you checked out all the good conspiracy stuff on MrN's page? He is a certified genius (or certified at least). I'm not writing too much uncy stuff, burned myelf out on a long page which is almost ready for a VFH try. And I am now Pope (yes, I'm the South American Cardinal who was elected Pope, no wonder I'm busy!), so lots of bowing and kissing of the ring and all. I'm thinking of selling some of the paintings in the Sistine, or at least renting ad space on the ceiling. More soon, Al later that same month on the 23rd I think.

Haha good for you, I was just elected Dalai Lama! I guess we're competitors now lol Mattsnow

Naw, I think we (the pope and the dalai lama - who actually is the second most important tibetan lama to be serious for a moment) can coexist and actually party together. I'll bring the wine, you bring the Indian food, and the women will flock to us like pigeons flocking to old ladies with corn. This will be fun, and I'll alert the swiss guards to expect the dalai lama if you want to come to my digs. Bring some of that tibet hash, they tell me it gives a holy buzz. Pope Francis, you can call me Fran

YAY! You're back!

You're back from Uncyclopedia. I thought you were gone forever. From looking at your talk page, I also take it Mattsnow is back. And just when I thought Frosty is the only active user who I've known since I started on this site. MAT​THL​OCK 23:54, 24 April 2013 (UTC)

Hello. I never left (am gone a few days at a time once in awhile), and spend time on different sites. In fact I have an article featured here tomorrow which I'm very proud of. Good to see you, and we all need to have one of those naked saunas like we used to do. I'm glad Matt is back, and Matthlock too (hey, wait a minute, are you the same guys?). I've done some bad thing in Boston, so am on the run, but what the hell, had to stop for a few minutes to reload. Al few minutes later

Okay. I'm not Mattsnow (the familiarities in our name has already been pointed by Cat the Colourful, who might also want to come to a sauna since he's a Finn), and congratulations on having an article featured! I tried to get an article me and Sir Peasewhizz worked on featured, but it failed, all thanks to that evil demagogue Zombiebaron. MAT​THL​OCK 00:03, 25 April 2013 (UTC)

If at first you don't suck seed, try try a finn. Continued work on Mila Kunis may make her moan, I mean get nommed again. She has no bellybutton (did you know that?), and gave her little brother head for his birthday. She's a freak out, man. I don't like Kunis personally, makes me cringe a little, but I can see her featured at some point. She got to make-out with Natalie Portman, which is the hightlight of her career. Al minutes in the future

I coulda sworn she had a bellybutton. And I'd have to agree to disagree on that, she's on the top of my "to-do list," if you know what I mean. MAT​THL​OCK 00:24, 25 April 2013 (UTC)

Thanks

Thank you for voting for my Crimean War article, It means alot, especially since you got your Moon conquest featured. Also came in to say that I made A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar, an article you were making (I think?), so sorry about that. IFYMB! 15:11, 29 April 2013 (UTC)

Hello, and the Crimean war deserves its own feature (and its own cemetery, not to mention a series of postage stamps). I waited until the winner of happy monkey was featured to nom it, and it looks like you did the same. I hope yours makes it, and then maybe some other people in the contest have polished their pages enough to have a feature go. No, the walk into a bar thing is just for people to add to, and years from now it can be edited to be another walk into a bar page. Yours is very good. I like your little gif in the corner of your user or talk page, the bouncy gif. Ah, to be asian again. Al weeks or seconds later, one of those

Did you know?

That Uncyclopedia has no page for George Bush the Elder? It just leads to a redirect to George W. Fancy double-teaming him? Leverage (talk) 15:50, 2 May 2013 (UTC)

Good. It should be redirected to war criminal though. Aleister later that same day

#OccupyMainPage

Congrats on the feature! It sure as hell took it long enough. Pope Francis has already stepped down and is to be replaced with Dick Sargent.

Unfortunately, I must point out that it's touching the Mr-ex sodomy one. Might want to spray some disinfectant. -- Kip > Talk • Works •• [1] 14:35, May. 8, 2013

User:Aleister in Chains

Hey Aleister as you may remember I recently changed your username from Aleister in Chains to just Aleister. The reason I say "may remember" is because you have been editing under your old username. Please use only one account. If it will help you remember we can ban your old username. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:54, 8 May 2013 (UTC)

No, I saw the edits and they are edits I made, but I was logged into the Aleister account. So by all means, please ban my old username. Thanks. Aleister 23:44 9-5-'13