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Mark Rothko (September 25, 1903 – February 25, 1970) was a Latvian born, American artist who became famous for his color field, abstract expressionist paintings. Since he personally rejected those labels to describe his work and even bristled at the word “abstract”, it’s fair to throw in pretentious avante-garde nutjob as well.

The first achievement of anyone who wishes to become an artist is to break your parent’s hearts by becoming “the special child” who ignores the economic realities of life and forgoes a lucrative or realistic career for the sake of hanging out with other people just like him or herself. Rothko accomplished this pre-requisite during the American Great Depression of the 1930’s and left his mother crying “why why why” many years before the phrase would be popularized by Nancy Kerrigan. (Full article...)

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  • ... that Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby are the same person?
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  • ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
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  • ... that while most Popes don't shit in the woods, sometimes bears are Catholic?
  • ... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?
  

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