User talk:Teamf1
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Your article[edit source]
Hi, Teamf1. I was looking at the article that you wrote entitled Hermann Fegelein and I felt that it has some potential as a proper article on Uncyclopedia. However, I do have a few things to say regarding your article, and you should consider the following when continuing to write content on that page and everywhere else on this wiki:
- Your article needs help with formatting. I am a master at wiki syntax and can help you with that.
- Truth is funnier than outright Lies or Plain Nonsense. If your article is too random (which, by the way, I think it is), the reader will laugh at you rather than your words for being random.
- You should check your speeling, grammars, and\or punctuation, & etc. I am very good at that stuff and can help you with that.
- Your article could use some quotations. Hunt down some at WikiQuote and edit them to make them funny. (I recommend that you use Template:Q for quotations.)
Other advice
You're off to a good start. I just think you should do a little more research. Go to Wikipedia's article on Hermann Fegelein, then make sure you stick to the truth a little more.
If you have any questions, ask me on my talk page. Hope to see you soon! -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:08, April 21, 2012 (UTC)
Hermann Fegelein[edit source]
If you add something to your user page, your signature will go from 'Potential Vandal Red' to 'Reassuring Blue Lagoon'. Regards uploading images, look at the left column under Toolbox and you will see Upload file. This isn't ED so don't upload Shock and Porn unless you want to spend a few days on the naughty step. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:24, April 23, 2012 (UTC)
- Hey, Teamf1. I noticed you're probably off to a rocky start here on Uncyclopedia, and I hope that you stay. Anyway, my userpage is a good example of a userpage that, <acronym title="In my humble opinion">imho</acronym>, tells other Uncyclopedians about me and is easy to navigate. (That is, aside from the fact that it's constantly being vandalized with my permission. If you can't find the sandbox for test edits, you can always go to my userpage and do whatever the hell you want there, I care not!) Here are a few great links to help you get started on an awesome userpage:
- Wikipedia:Userboxes - snippets of code you can place on your userpage to tell other users about who you are as an editor.
- Moving on...
- I can't think of any others. But you can always talk to me if you need advice at all. Hope to see you soon, and enjoy the night! -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:43, April 23, 2012 (UTC)
- By the way, you're better off putting image requests on the related talk page. For example, the talk page for Hermann Fegelein is Talk:Hermann Fegelein. I've found an image you can use at File:Hermann Fegelein.jpg, but you should consider requesting a funny version of it at RadicalX's Corner. See you! -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:04, April 23, 2012 (UTC)
Pee Review[edit source]
Hi, Teamf1. The Pee Review for your article Hermann Fegelein has been completed by Ferric AlFerrrous. You can go here or there to post any comments you have about what they said about the article. The main thing is the randomness and sentence structure. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:03, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
HotCat[edit source]
I used HotCat to categorize your article, Hermann Fegelein. HotCat is a tool that allows you to add or remove categories from pages just by clicking buttons and gives you suggestions for other categories you can add. You can enable it by clicking the Gadgets tab in Special:Preferences and checking the box that says HotCat.
Anyway, I think this will be a useful tool for you to use. Give it a try! Beside that, the main reason why I categorized your article was to give you some ideas. For example, I added the category "People Big Brother is Watching" to your page in order to prompt you (and other Uncyclopedians) to include some stuff about Fegelein and Communism. It's just a suggestion to decrease randomness.[citation needed]
(That "citation needed" thing is a joke.)
Good luck editing! Best, -- 18:04, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
The real Fegelein[edit source]
Hi, Teamf1. Once again, I suggest you look a little bit at the real Fegelein before making jokes about his life story. This forum tells you why Hitler had him executed (and why Hitler went on his "Fegelein, Fegelein, Fegelein" rant). -- 20:54, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
Apropos of that[edit source]
Communism did not need yet another quote pulled out of a bodily orifice, especially one that doesn't relate to Communism but to your personal Fegelein meme. So I reverted your edits. Spıke ¬ 19:55 23-Jun-12
Wizards of Waverly Place[edit source]
Please help with that article too. --Teamf1 (talk) 15:40, May 21, 2012 (UTC)Teamf1
- Sure will. Unfortunately it's being currently voted for deletion but you can request that it be Colonized. -- 19:54, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
Why did they delete it?--Teamf1 (talk) 05:21, May 22, 2012 (UTC)Teamf1
- I can restore it but will park it on your personal user pages for further work. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:38, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
Please restore it and help me make it better --Teamf1 (talk) 08:02, May 22, 2012 (UTC)Teamf1
- Now at User:Teamf1/Wizards_of_Waverly_Place. Sorry I missed your message earlier. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:15, June 12, 2012 (UTC)
Articles[edit source]
Please check out my new article,Spenglish language and please improve it. --Teamf1 (talk) 09:51, June 24, 2012 (UTC)Teamf1
- I have tagged Spenglish language with a 30 day improvement tag. You appear to be trying to start a meme bandwagon with Hermann Fegelein but it is something that is discouraged here as they tend to get out of hand and are only funny to the writer. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:50, June 24, 2012 (UTC)
- My two cents: As with other memes (such as Goatse, Oscar Wilde, and Euroipods), you should try to popularize your Fegelein meme before creating a slew of articles related to the meme. Otherwise it would look like spam to the unsuspecting sysop (or Junior Admin). A great place to start is Forum:BHOP. BHOP (Benson's House of Pancakes) is a branch of the Village Dump which is purely social networking. Consider posting to Forum:Count to a million - this forum thread is particularly active. -- 03:29, June 27, 2012 (UTC)