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Wizards of Waverly Place
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Starring:
Hermann Fegelein
Justin Bieber
Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Jenson Button
Tom
Country of Origin:
Everywhere
Language(s):
Pig Latin
No. of Seasons:
>2

Wizards of Waverly Place is a Merlinian TV show about a Wizard family which tries to have normal life

Characters[edit | edit source]

Alex (Alexander) Russo (Hermann Fegelein) is the main protagonist of this series.It is the only female character played by a male.In the last episode,she almost loses to brother Justin,but as he cheated,Alex becomes family wizard,but she cheated too,so little Maxine became family wizard,but was disqualified for sabotage

Fegelein`s girl costume was very successful

Justin Okaysofernandoisfasterthanyou Russo(Justin Bieber???????????) is Alex's genius idiotic brother.He hates Alex. He is a very bad at spelling,and even if Chuck Norris is his karate teacher,he keeps losing to sister Maxine.He is in love with Vampire Queen Juliet Van Heusen(aged 2194). He is known for having an Alien Language League Ass Lickers League.

“I am daddy's little girl,that is daddy's little freak”

~ Alex Russo on Maxine Russo

Maxine Russo (Bailee Madison) is the innocent little sister of Alex and Justin.She is the official family wizard after winning in the last episode.She looks,speaks,and even thinks like Lady Gaga(also known as Shakira),but she claims she hates meat dresses.Eventually in season 3,Lady Gaga comes to visit and so the 2 are different people.

Maxine scared of.......What is she afraid of?

Harper Dolfy Hitler (Fegelein too) is Alex`s best friend.She is also Hitler's nice clone,which sucks at everything except doing weird stuff.

Professor Lewis Hamilton Jenson Button (Jenson Button) is the useless 800 year-old WizTech MerlinTech headmaster.Not much is known about him,except he is the brother of Captain Nemo

Jerry (Tom the Cat) has a cat mouse who claims to be the kids' father.Jerry is the real father.He loves Mexican food and wrestling moves,like 619.