User talk:Rick Wood

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William Snakeshit

Ok, I restored the article, however keep in mind its already been labeled NRV before I huffed it. That means if it's not fixed up within the time limit it will be deleted, so you might want to add some stuff, but since you asked politely I'll give you a chance :) --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk | Rate 18:42, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

Famous sayings of Jesus

Mr. Wood, are you writing this article because you didn't know about Unquotable:Jesus Christ, or because you don't like Unquotable:Jesus Christ? I don't intend to challenge you on it or anything, I just wanted to bring that page to your attention, and/or make sure we're clear on who's doing what and why.  c • > • cunwapquc? 23:06, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

work on article

User:Rick Wood/sandwich theorem

The sandwich theorem is a theorem of calculus which states that Lucky Pierre is always in the middle.

Proof: Let x be a sandwich. Divide the sandwich into three parts, called the Father, the Son, and Lucky Pierre. Arrange the parts in alphabetical order. The desired result follows.

"Rick Wood/limit (mathematics)" moved to user: namespace where it belongs

So it is at User:Rick Wood/limit (mathematics) now, otherwise it could be considered vanity. Just thought I'd let you know. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 14:51, 14 August 2006 (UTC)