User talk:Rbpolsen/neveragain
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PotatoChop[edit source]
Nice work on the image, looks really decent. -- Sir Mhaille 
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Template Spamming=bad[edit source]
I'm going to remove all of the poll reference from all the articles you put it on. It has nothing to do with the articles, and as far as I'm concerned doesn't add any humor value to it. If you want to publicize your poll, use the village dump. Please don't put these back. Thanks. ~
07:54, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Mad lips[edit source]
I was editing down the Suzuki when I was pulled over by a vast-looking Suzuki police officer. He had a Suzuki the size of texas. "Mr., do you know how fast you were constructing?" The man asked me. "It's just that my Suzuki is pregnant." I replied quickly. "oh..." He relpied. "Well, Ok. just this once, you can go ahead. Just watch out where you are constructing!" Then, I edited away as fast as I could down the vast road. My Suzuki was in more pain then ever, but there was nothing I could do but drive faster. I was reaching 45 miles per hour now. If another Suzuki pulled me over, I would be in big trouble. I floored the Suzuki. I could here the roar of the Suzuki, and the tug of the Suzuki, as my Suzuki speed away down the vast avenue. Luckly I was almost at the vast hospital. But I was going to vast fast to stop. I edited through the hospital wall, as I said to my pregnant Suzuki; "Were here, honey!"
Denver International Airport[edit source]
I've moved your article on Denver International Airport to your userspace, at User:Rbpolsen/Denver Internationial Airport, because its ICU tag has expired. There, you can work on it all you like until it's ready for another go in the mainspace. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me on my talk page. Cheers. -RAHB 00:48, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
You signed my guestbook[edit source]
Some time ago, so...
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Well, you signed my guestbook! You deserve a beautifully made ugly template dedicated in your honour. |
User:Zheliel/sigz2 05:03, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
On tonight's episode: signatures and the users who love them[edit source]
Sigs go like this. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:13, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
It's a great job you did, really, but I expected a real picture rather than a painting and also, white angel wings. Other than that, it's a fantastic job!--Bad Shroom 15:48, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
Rbpolsen 
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Uncyclopedia:VFP/Dong covering.jpg[edit source]
That vote was closed already. —Sir Socky
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GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:57, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
500ft Review[edit source]
I was initially a little...confused over the review for the 500ft article since it received a much more positive initial review where the reviewer praised the concept of talking about an imaginary 500ft turd in an encyclopaedic tone. That in fact is the underlying joke of the article, as opposed to just joking about potty humour (which I'm not particularly fond of either). It makes me think that perhaps the concept was lost of overlooked by you, which means that the same may occur to other people and so I need to address that. The biggest complaint of the earlier review was that the length of the article meant that the joke about treating such a ridiculous subject in such a serious tone was lost as the article dragged on a bit too much. So with that in mind I cut back on some of the sections and attempted to add jokes in as much as possible and restrict the number of pure infomation/set up lines. I worry if this is what has in fact caused the concept to waver...? I know it is a lot to ask, but if you wouldn't mind reading the article as it was in the first review (http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=500_ft_tall_turd_monster&oldid=4022043) and commenting on what you think of the article in that state, whether you think the current one has improved from that one, and what you think of the tone used between the two (personally I feel the tone is a bit less encyclopediatic in the second revision). No need for a pee review format, just say what you think. Much appreciated. Sequence 06:50, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Cheerio[edit source]
your next prescription of Cheerios (avenasativa) tablets.
Offer valid only in California. Offer applies only with a doctor's consent and prescription. Thank you for voting for the featuring of Cheerios. Your support is much appreciated. Discount available only before time on signature. Therefore discount is void everywhere. Sorry.
Sir MacMania GUN— 15:56, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Thank you for voting. Sir MacMania GUN— 16:14, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
On tonight's episode: signatures and the users who love them, part II (where I say the same thing I said before, but with my serious face)[edit source]
Sigs go like this. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:15, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
Okay. Seriously now. I'm not going to tell you again.[edit source]
Fix. Your. Damn. Signature. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:11, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
VFP[edit source]
It turns out I was wrong and you were right. You can indeed vote on featured images and that is indeed the way they might become former-featured images. So, feel free to vote. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:05, 16 August 2009 (UTC)