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Gah! you deleted my uhmmm well..nothing of mine...but feel free to do so! After all, I did just call you a bastard.

I just wanted to file a "request to add" instead of the usual complaints:

Please, if you would, go here and add something nice. And by something nice I mean "I Am Hell," or possibly "Am I Hell?" -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Artemis Toro Heiney  02:15, 1 February 2006 (UTC)


Gah! You deleted my laurie page! I said it was crap and everything!

Thank you for your iridite and thoughtful comments, sadly however your article fell below the official "Crud" Line, hence its recent huffing. This was due to a number of issues, mainly revolving around the subject matter been a non notable person, coupled with a total lack of "funny". Seriously though, feel free to rewrite it in your own space, if it ends up funny enough it might make it passed the Admins? :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Bass Players Unite

Here. --T. (talk) 20:24, 18 January 2006 (UTC)


(continued from Volte's nomination section on VFS.) If I'm not producing any good material, it's more due to a lack of good ideas, not the amount of crud. As it is, I've somehow managed to convince Angela to give me my own wiki :) (the motivation of which is part professional interest, but mostly a way to occupy my nervous energy when I run out of (interesting) stuff to do here).  :) -- T. (talk) 00:13, 18 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I love the deleting and the banning as much as the next Admin, but it would be nice if we could find time to contribute in other areas too. I've been writing an article for a week now, that 2 months I would have finished in a night. Motivation is part of it, and other distractions of life, but the next Fecal E Coli isn't going to write itself. Well....maybe not. I've set up my own Wiki too. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I just read "Bastard".  :) Isn't it great working to keep this place in order, just to have people remind you that you suck on a regular basis? Heh. I think you're much better at it than me, are an infinitely nicer person, and a role model admin. Kudos. Anyway, I couldn't write another Fecal E.Coli, so I dug out something I wrote last month, reworked it a bit, and self-nommed. I don't think it's great, but it's pretty good. I had to break into the first person to make it work, which isn't comfortable for me as a writer. The good part is that I got some inspired advice and contributions from Rataube and MoneySign. They've both made it much better than it was (not unlike your truly inspired "Cola Wars" section in Fecal E.Coli), and I'm thankful for their effort... So what are you working on? And how about that wiki? Gmail me if you need to. Have a great weekend.  :) --T. (talk) 19:10, 20 January 2006 (UTC)


I know that Splarka already tried (and failed) to entice you with an alternate sig, but I figured I'd throw you one that's similar to wht you use now, but is more in line with the official syntax and symbols, and that hopefully word wraps better. User:Mhaille/sig2 Use or huff at your leisure.  :) -- T. (talk) 20:05, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Thanks.....had already implimented it - "User:Mhaille/sig; 19:58 . . Mhaille (Talk | block) (Thanks ToddBot 2000!!!!)" but it will definately offer an improvement until I can think of something for my next sig... :) Thanks. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Proceed carefully. Flammable's scared the fertilizer out of me with his sudden embrace of mushrooms and rainbows.  :) -- T. (talk) 20:58, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Hmmm... I think the "nowrap" bit in the span might need to be removed, too. It still wraps oddly on my screen. I leave it to you.  :) -- T. (talk) 21:11, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
A stray carrriage return, methinks. Sorry. It's my OCD. :) -- T. (talk) 00:11, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Do The Right Thing?

Look, Mhaille, I'm asking you one last time, please delete those two shit-list parody pages I requested that you to delete the other day. I understand that you think they're funny, I mean, sure, they are funny, possibly even accurate, but all they're doing now is risking having more of the same shite created by others, and I'm already quite sick of all the negativity around here. And honestly, if I thought a formal complaint might have had the same effect, I would have tried that first. But I think we both know that if such a complaint had come from me, I would have just been given the usual "whiner" tag and that crap would still be going on, maybe even worse than before.

Seriously, please, Mhaille. If you really like the pages that much, print them out, frame them, gild the frames, and put them up on your bedroom wall as something to remember me by, but just don't leave them up here any longer. They've served their purpose.

Kthxbye! - Ravensig.jpgRavensigtalk.jpg 06:54, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Done and done.......they were very funny though. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Celtic schiziofrenia?

Or Northern Ireland heritage? East of Derry maybe?--Suresh 11:16, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)

My family was originally from County Mayo......but I'm a typical Brit mongrel, English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

I once attended a lecture about social aid programs in County Mayo. Maybe the situation there improved when the Mhailles left... --Suresh 18:40, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Or perhaps because they left? :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Stereotypical Asian

thanks. Why does bill gates get a page and nathan wong doesnt
Cause I know Bill Gates, but I don't know Nathan Wong. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


This page is getting more overgrown than a bucket full of weeds. Isn't it about time to archive? --KATIE!! 12:54, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)

NEVER!!!!ELEVENONEONEONE -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Archiving is something to be proud of.  :) My December talk page alone is 54Kb! The joint is jumpin'! -- T. (talk) 13:06, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)

deleted messages

I only want to ask, why did you delete comments to slovak famous persons, and did not delete person´s names. And maybe you should delete all about slovakia, cause everything, written there, is bullshit. Do you know where Slovakia is??? Thanx....

Yes, I know where Slovakia is. The reason it was deleted was not due to the person fame or otherwise, but because Uncyclopedia is a spoof Encyclopedia (meaning we want articles, not just a couple of lines) for an entry. If you want to write a much longer entry, with a lot more humour feel free. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

And I'm asking why did you delete my ('s) edit at AAAAAAAAA!? I thought it'd be nice to introduce AAAAs of different alphabets. The paragraph you deleted consisted majorly of the Cyrillic "A" letter (А), with also an upsidedown "A" (∀), a circled "A" (Ⓐ), doublewidth "A" (A) and hiragana "A" (あ) present. -- 13:37, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Well.....the reason it was deleted is because the page has been vandalised a number of times, mainly by people adding other letters or "comedy" words. Perhaps because I've seen the world and his wife do it so many times I just don't think its a funny worthwhile edit. Also, many "contributors" who are just IP Address' and do not have User Accounts are often just vandals, hence the frequent reverts. Nothing personal. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


for the star thing. Kakun 23:38, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

No was a job well done. Excellence should always be rewarded. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

CRAP! Help

user: Spalaka has set his sights on the CRAP! article and I need help in getting him to turn his attentions elsewhere. Can you help? Prettiestpretty 12:07, 18 January 2006 (UTC)

Have posted a reply on this on your talk page, Splarka put a 7 day tag on it, so it should have been safe for that length of time, however Codeine nuked it when I wasn't looking. :( -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Big Man

why you delete big man and dont say ****

Well, seeing how your asking.....there were a number of reasons. Bad spelling, bad grammar, bad formatting, lack of anything funny, strange image links, and so on, and so forth. Its the Admins job to remove the not very good articles from the site and to protect the quality work. Feel free to rewrite it in your own members area, perhaps you can turn it into an article that will survive. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

proxy is a proxy address, pretty much every ntl user in or around Cardiff comes in through it. Including all the people on it that didn't actually vandalise whales, or wales, or ... whatever. Just because we're boyos doesn't mean we're all vandals, you know. :)

All this fuss about whales in the Thames, you maybe think they were just looking for Twickenham? Hwyl! -- Anonymous Coward

Pob hwyl. And I thought that it was Frank Lampard......oh well. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Mee kissing your ass

sry boss, I'll make a note of it--Nappy The Quarryman 23:36, 20 January 2006 (UTC)

No worries. Its just something we have to keep on top of, otherwise everyone will be linking things to themselves. Welcome to Uncyclopedia. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Fit Finlay

? -- 16:41, 21 January 2006 (UTC)

If you're asking why was it deleted.....the article was only two lines long, and not really that funny, as Uncyclopedia is aiming to be a spoof Encyclopedia it fails on two points. Nothing personal, but if I left every two line contibution that was submitted the site would be awash inside of about a week. Admins act as quality control, but hopefully as more contributors get the message they will too. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Hey m8!

Thanks for your message Mhaille! It was a pleasure meeting you on the irc, I'll now try to post articles frequently on Uncyclopedia!

How to change logo for custom namespace?

I'd like to use Image:Wiki (1996).png for the logo on 1996:. How would I go about doing that? - Nonymous 13:54, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

Its added into the coding for the page, your best bet is to ask someone like Splarka to set it up for you. He did it for my VE Day reskinning. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I think I've figured it out. Can you add this:
if(document.title.indexOf("1996: - ") == 0) {
    document.write('<style type="text/css">/*<![CDATA[*/ @import "/index.php?title=User:Nonymous/1996.css&action=raw&ctype=text/css"; /*]]>*/</style>');
to the end of MediaWiki:Uncyclopedia.js?

css reskin movement

Hello, your reskin has been moved to facilitate a reorganization of the reskin process and to make your life generally more complicated. This is a form letter. -Splaka --Splaka 12:32, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

Add "", not moving "zh:" to "babel:zh/", pls!

Add "", not moving "zh:" to "babel:zh/", pls!

Oliver's Army

Might I ask why you deleted it? Yeltensic 20:04, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

It did have humour value, but was unfeasibly short, and to be honest unlikely to be expanded. If you want to make it into a full article feel free to continue with it within your own area - User:Yeltensic/Oliver's Army, or think about adding it to the Elvis Costello page? Good luck with it anyway.... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

The Real Makers of the "Egyptian" Pyramids

I noticed that this article was just a one-line stub. But sometime between when I hit "edit", filled it out a bit, then hit "save", you zapped it with some kind of ray-gun or something.

Did you ever consider making it a redirect to the pyramids ? -- 20:54, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

The "Stinky nappy monsters" article? I'd seen it had been deleted several times over the last few months, and to be honest it looked like it wasn't going anywhere. If you want to add your content to the existing Pyramid article feel free.... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


The LiveJournal quote was added on 12:11 am. I'm assuming it was added before the quote was put on the BM entry, unless the quote was put on the BM entry at the start of midnight. --ToastyCylon 19:15, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

But the specific Admin who added the quote is in the is that 12:11am GMT? :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

That Sort of Thing

Hello it's whatever my IP is these days. You did this:

   * 19:07, 6 February 2006 Mhaille deleted "That Sort Of Thing" (ripping off Father Ted isn't funny.....go home)
   * 18:24, 6 February 2006 Mhaille deleted "That Sort Of Thing" (and its goodnight from him......)

I don't actually know which episode or scene of Father Ted you mean. Could you explain? I didn't actually realise you had deleted it when I redid it, I thought that it was a bug or lag or something, so I wasn't trying to disobey the admins. What exactly was wrong with it? I stubbed it for further addition, and it was alright compared with a lot of the stuff that exists here surely?

Oh and CounterStrike: Barbie Edition is gone too. I improved that. Probably not you though. Maybe my humour isn't "American College Liberal" or whatever enough. Can you leave Temperature and Commune though. I improved them.

Dear Anonymous IP.....I have no idea what "American College Liberals" do....but thanks for spelling "humour" correctly. The Father Ted quote was to referring to the classic "Down with that sort of thing" that I asumed the entry was mimicking. It was actually deleted more for the length, and the fact that I couldn't see it been expanded anywhere. Don't think I've seen the other articles, but usually short entries are removed unless they are pantwettingly funny and expandable. Don't dispair though....even *I* have had articles deleted. I light a candle for those fallen souls each year....... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

For your information

Ah I see, with the dirty film. I forgot about that. There are worse articles out there. Well yours seem to take a common noun and make it a person or place name... which goes against what the official page thing says. The CounterStrike: Barbie Edition was long, and I thought it was funny, however it was completely mad, saying about how you were a sheep and your mother was called Barbara are you run up the stairs of a tower block, kill Anarcho-Dandyists at the top, then starve to death as sheep can't climb down stairs. Weapons: Hooves, hoofs, and hovis. I did have a login, but I forgot it.

Changing Pages

Heh. Love the new user page, especially the great bio section with the spot-on nicknames. ~ T. (talk) 17:52, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I just ripped off Keitei's..... :) Been wanting to make a new one for a while, but never had time with one things or another. But whilst Keitei, Dawg and a few others were sorting their pages out I thought I'd join in. Think I've done very well in the bio section. Bjork and I are very happy. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Bios Help

Bradaphraser and myself are involved in the project I like to call "Bio Improval". We are doing research on users' userpages and edits so that the bios aren't so random. Seen as the first version of the bios didn't bother you, I'm thinking perhaps you could help us. What say you? --Boy Toy bitch at me 19:39, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

I say nothing, but nod sagely....... I moved them to the wrong space too, didn't I. Oops! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
The move is a no problem. I have done the same mistake. Do you have AIM, Mhaille? We are talking there so we don't bother the channel. --Boy Toy bitch at me 19:52, 12 February 2006 (UTC)