User talk:Jrads
Just some advice, seeing as how it appears you've taken a liking to the Village Dump. As you've noticed, when you post new forum topics, or when you comment on existing ones, you're required to sign everything you type with your signature, so that everyone who reads your comments knows that you posted them. Currently, your sig is very basic, and makes it very inconvenient for people to leave you a message on your Talk Page, or to view your User Page. You may personally wish to leave your sig this way, but I suggest that you change it so that it allows people to contact you with ease. Simply follow these steps:
1. Create a new page with the title User:jrads/sig.
2. Type your prefered sig in on that page, making sure to include links to your user page and your talk page. For example: jrads-talk to me.
3. Copy and paste the text {{SUBST:nosubst|User:jrads/sig}} on to the sig section in your preferences.
4. Now, when you need to sign anything with your sig, simply type four tildes (~~~~) where you want your sig to appear.
And that's it! You've created your unique sig, which will now identify you wherever you go on Uncyclopedia. * Flumpa 
21:57, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Observe this giant angry tilde[edit source]
Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~
– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:57 May 16, 2008
Observe this giant angry admin[edit source]
Stop blanking pages, the next one will warrant a ban. ~
08:52, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
I agree --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 
09:18, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
Your sig fucking sucks[edit source]
Thank you, and good night. * Flumpa 22:21, 26 May 2008 (UTC)