User talk:IMBJR

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Thx for the thx - your stoat molesting was inspirational. --Commander Jameson 11:50, 30 May 2005 (EDT)

Hey, just noticed your kickass illustration for Heinrich Himmler. Cheers, buddy, I came within inches of spewing my soup through my nose. -- Lee 17:18, 1 Aug 2005

Commission[edit source]

You are hereby granted the rights to design a logo for the 47Monkey party. You will be paid with 1 Everythingth of a '1 Everything'. Thank you in advance. --47Monkey (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) 09:22, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)

N00b question[edit source]

I take it the "People of Romania" entry is the battle ground for foreign pissing matches?--blargh 17:34, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Very much so and it's only but one of many. I think some ppl just can't stand to have their country mocked. If you've got something to add to People of Romania then do so, just don't be surprised if the edit doesn't last long. --IMBJR 17:38, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Has the secret sung to you?[edit source]

Have you found the secret deep within Uncyclopedia? --KP CUN 23:47, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Yes. It touched me in a way I've never been touched before.--47Monkey MUN HMRFRA s7fc | Talk 23:32, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Do you mean the one I created? --IMBJR 09:21, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)


New sig[edit source]

Just realised that I cannot test this on my own page!!! --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 18:11, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Your new sig is very nice but it's dosn't actualy link to your user page (which is a bit of problem) --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:06, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Das Burninatoren Awarditch[edit source]

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Now go play in traffic.

Undeleting some images[edit source]

Hi. Would it be possible to restore some of the Romania pictures you huffed? They might be useful for Rumania.

I recently discovered that images are not undeletable, so sorry, I can't help you. --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 11:33, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Nomination[edit source]

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Replys[edit source]

Please do use the von count picture... Let me know what it get's used for, cheers, 0bvious

It was one of the first images I threw on the main page. Find it a good home, would ya? --Chronarion 14:59, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Re: HPComputer.jpg[edit source]

Feel free to delete HPComputer.jpg. --Evice 23:58, 3 Sep 2005 (UTC)

signatures[edit source]

As the god of templated signatures can you tell me why mine works everywhere but my talk page?--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 11:54, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)


Radiohead[edit source]

By "spherical insects", do you mean "hysterical and useless" in Let Down?

Mmmm, could be! --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 11:19, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Cookie[edit source]

For the template sig idea :)--Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere Icons-world.gif CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere 11:47, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

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Now go play in traffic.

Blocking[edit source]

Hello IMBJR. I've unblocked Nerd42. It seems very unfair to block him when you're in an edit war with him - it would be better to leave it to an uninvolved admin. Please discuss the issue on the Chrono Trigger talk page, since it seems a difference of opinion in whether the edit is funny, and not a case of vandalism. If you feel there was a reason for Nerd42 to be blocked, please let me know, but from his edits to that article, I can't see any. Angela 20:24, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Sorry, I hadn't see Uncyclopedia:Village Dump#Approved_movages.3F before. I've added a comment there as well now. Angela 20:43, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)
I blame myself for this. I think a brane cell misfired. Something didn't seem right and I trod badly on it. I shall use the talk pages from now on. --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 20:55, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

sorry[edit source]

yes, uh, please inform me as well ;) I want very much to cooporate with the administrators of any site I'm on. I do not believe in vandalism. If you ever have any problem(s) with anything I do again, please tell me on a Talk page and I'll quickly mend my wicked ways. :) Nerd42 20:37, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Unused imagelets[edit source]

Gutentag herr image burninator. I've noticed that images will not avoid Special:Unusedimage under the following 3 conditions:

  1. They only have a text link only to them (eg [[:Image:Fsm hit.jpg]] on Flying Spaghetti Monster)
  2. They are only in a randomizer (Image:You01.jpg on You).
  3. They are only linked externally by the super secret image-as-direct-link method we figured out (RC uses it on the featuredarticle template sometimes).

Therefor, I have sporked Template:Notorphan and created Category:Used unused images (and added a note to image vfd). Does this all meet with your approval? --Splaka 22:37, 24 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Eye, good work. Wish I'd got off my arse and did something like this. --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 13:52, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Btw, I've been constructing a list of duplicate images here. Feel free to add or remove. I am pondering that we don't need two 1x1 images, and could probably do a merge? --Splaka 12:00, 29 Sep 2005 (UTC)
If they serve the same ungodly purpose, it's time to merge. Interesting to see that such an image is used in places. --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 12:04, 29 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Okdokie, I can't do anything with it until tomrrow, so feel free to take a crack at it if ya want (or not). 12:20, 29 Sep 2005 (UTC)

62.253.0.11[edit source]

62.253.0.11 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) someone needs a time out. Vandalized User:Elvis several times. --Splaka 12:13, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

NM, Elvis got him!

Songs of Santa[edit source]

I'll put the song somewhere in the Yuletide Testament. Feel free to put the creepy song wherever you feel it is appropriate as well. --KP CUN 17:15, 30 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Image:) text.png[edit source]

It's not unused, although the wiki software considers it unused. See ), the article. - Guest 16:21, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I see, it's a direct use of the image. OK I shall mark it as such. --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 19:07, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Fan[edit source]

I have no idea what i'm doing but I think this is the only way to contact you I'm veryveryvery in love with your I_himmler.jpg I want to make it in to t-shirts... what you say? - Xpuffystaticx 04:25, 31 Oct 2005

Project Quicksilver[edit source]

Just FYI, the Project Quicksilver page was huffed due to being a 100% copy of another site -- see QVFD for details. Please accept our condolences, and this bill for the cost of the bullet. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 15:52, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)


nilbuD[edit source]

Apologies in advance for any E&OE in this, no malice intended. I'm going to miniaturise the lolita Himmler image for my shortcut icon on my forum http://nilbud.com/nilbud.kmz . Strangely enough I am not the Elvis referred to above. DaDa uber alles, mein Herr.

Seán 23:53, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

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BoP[edit source]


Because your articles suck. HTBFANJS. Really. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:41, 2 January 2007 (UTC)