User talk:Hubblemeow

Copy and paste the stuff on this page to at least 2 other articles on uncyclopedia. Delete everything else on that article. Uncyclopedians will love this! Now click here! – Preceding unsigned comment added by usernamessuck! (talk • contribs)

Pre-Rendered Welcome!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

The Balloon welcomes you!

Hello, Hubblemeow, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left...Not that far, goddammit! ...Yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Nice countervandalism.

Here, have an award. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:15, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Welcoming users

Hya Hubblemeow. While I do appreciate your enthusiasm, I think you should take some time before you start welcoming users, and familirize yourself with the site. Simply because new users might come over to you and ask questions, as you're new yourself, you might not be able to help them. Also, if you are welcoming users, make sure to subset the welcome template you're using. So: {{subst:welcome}}.

Thanks. ~ 13:31, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Hi

Just saying hello and stuff, erm... PLEASE BUY MY BOOK! I AM POOR.

Anyway, enjoy the ride--McWooty YOUR AD HERE FBu 19:00, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website

Dear Mr/Ms Hubblemeow, Greetings. I am the lawyer for Arthur C. Clarke's estate. It has come to my assistant's attention that you recently supported an article on this website (henceforth referred to as "Uncyclopedia"), namely the article titled 2001: A Space Odyssey, to be featured on the website front page. We are honoured, although, of course: 1. We are fully aware of just how monumentally great the film is, and 2. We are preparing a suit against you for supporting copyright infringement, and the author of the article (referred to as "MacMania") is currently under arrest at Sri Lanka (not Ceylon).* However, we would be obliged if you would be able to do us one small favour. As interim representatives of Clarke's estate, we are in talks with Random House to commission a fifth book to add to the 2001 trilogy of four books. We've always been of the opinion that 3001: The Final Odyssey was too bleak of a book, and we would love to have the series finish on a slightly more upbeat note. We were thinking 3010: And Another Odyssey, by J K Rowling? Please let us know. Your obedient servant (in a figurative sense) James Steel c/o Alesha Phillips London EC4M 7EH UK * Why Ceylon got the works is nobody's business but the Sinhalese.

It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN—[14:04 3 Nov 2009]