User talk:Feureau

Welcome!

Hello, Feureau, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 17:54, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Wikipedia celebrates 1,500,000 articles written by monkeys

Feureau, I'm sorry if I'm wrong, but I have a strong suspicion that English is not your first language. Yes, MSWord doesn't catch anything when you check it, but much of the last half of your article makes no sense. Ask any native English speaker and they'll tell you that they can't understand what the hell the last few paragraphs are talking about. So I'm reverting back to my edit. If you have problems with specific parts of what I added, you're free to remove them with an explanation. Please remember that this is a wiki and that everyone here has a right to edit what you've written (or translated, as the case may be). Esn 03:28, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

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Look, calm down and accept that your grammar sucks. Examples:

"most of the pages was reverted" should be "were reverted"

"the consensus made by Wikipedian users aren't always the correct fact" should be "isn't always factual" or something

"Giving an example, the officials shown on the super beautiful extra large screen donated from wikia earlier this year, an article entitled Uncyclopedia: Funny or Stupid in which was vandalized months ago leaving what they call "cryptic" text" I have no idea what the hell this means

"Then, pointing out the consensus among Wikipedian on the article's talk page to leave the "contribution" intact." Who's pointing it out? Also, it should be Wikipedians.

You know, self-confidence is a fine thing and all, but sometimes it's best to admit to yourself that you're not great at something. And lashing out at people who point this out will never get you too many friends (it'll get you a lot of yes-men, though). Esn 05:27, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

cogito, ergo difference

Welcome to UnNews, and thank you for contributing some crap. For a very quick introduction to the ins and outs, please take 30 seconds to read Help:How to write an UnNews article. Please note that proper formatting of an articles title has only the first word (after UnNews:) and proper nouns capitalized. The second offense of this cardinal rule gets your ass banned. Heh, just kidding... maybe.

Also, a perusal of HowTo:Tune up an UnNews article may help you sink to the average level of UnNews mediocrity, and go on to fame, fortune, and celebrity. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:43, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for your kind words about zimcasts. I get a warm and slightly uncomfortable sensation just above my groin when such praises are heaped upon me... and I want it to go away. I see you've been slightly dressed down by Esn, or whomever... don't get discouraged, get even down with your bad self, so to speak stoked. We have a growing number of fine folks who are thrilled to fuck up your articles do a fine job of editing content, and that's in a good way.

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Allo Feureau. It pleases me that you were not offended by an apathetic agnostic blessing. Funny, when I get stoked, I write more worser.

As for doing the UnNews Audio Perpendicular Mambo, first you'll need software to record sound files on your computer. I currently use Cakewalk Sonar, but many other applications such as the freeware Audacity, or other commercial applications like Steinberg's Cubase and Pro Tools Digital Audio Workstation will be great.

Having that in place, there ar UnNews jingle files you can download, and add to your files here:

• http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:UnNews_Jingle_British.mp3
• http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:UnNews_Jingle_American.MP3

You'll need to upload your final audio file in mp3 format.

Once uploaded, you'll need to tag the article you've read like this

{{UnNewsAudio|Your_soundfile_name.mp3}}.

Next, go to this page http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:FrontPageMediaMenuBeta, add your file with pointer and file size arranged like this:

Your_soundfile_name.mp3|article_title|<file size>KB|

The file size information can be found on the info page of the audio which you've uploaded.

The procedure for setting up your file for podcast is a secret freemason thingy which Olipro and I currently manage. I'm around almost daily, do I look for new audio files. If you get hung up with any of these steps, let me know, or alternately check out #unnews and #uncyclopedia on IRC.

I think if you run this search, you'll get most of my audios. I think I've done more than 500 now... that's a frightening thought. Anyway, I am flattered and bewildered by your outpouring of kindness in my general direction. Thanks for you're interest in UnNews and myself.

Best of luck on your flame wars. I'm strapped for time currently, but I'll try to peek in on your evil activities. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:34, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Without your vote, surely someone worthy of the award would have actually won. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:14, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Thankee

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for your continuing participation in the downfall of our once-great democracy. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 03:01, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

xMAS

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:31, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Voting

You can only vote for one person when you vote on "____ of the month". Please change this, or we'll take your first vote. —Braydie at 00:12, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

WOTM

Thank you.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:49, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

My Comrade

18:30, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

F@H

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I have contributed 0 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.

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And have a point keepin' userbox as well. 09:05, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

thanks!

Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!

much appreciated :) --THE 13:51, 9 June 2007 (UTC)