User talk:EternalPresident
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Talk Works ☃ 13:54, Dec. 14, 2012
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Saw you mentioning the protection over in North Korea. Your right to edit those pages kicks-in when you're here for a few days, I don't know how many but not many. That chases away the vandals. If you click on your own signature you will find you have a user page to fill up too! The treasures abound. Aleister 15:05 14decem12
- Well thanks very much Aleister! I will wait a few days and fill up my user page with crap no one will read in the meantime :)--EternalPresident (talk) 00:10, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
- Good work, Aleister! I had given him the same advice--but only at Talk:North Korea, which he had already given up on. Spıke ¬ 00:17 16-Dec-12