User talk:Dylanlip/archive1

Talk about how sexy I am.

Sexiness

Discuss my sexiness here!  Dylanlip  (talk) 20:50, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

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Sig sexiness

Hi Dylanlip. Quick thing about your sig: it looks like you are pasting the code into the page every time you sign. Save it in a subpage, such as User:Dylanlip/sig, and then go to your preferences tab in the top right there, and enter {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Dylanlip/sig}} in the "Signature" box. Then tick the "custom signature" box below it, and save the changes. Then try signing a page with the 4 tildes (~~~~) and you should have a more compact sig that takes less effort. I like the sig, mind - looks kinda funky. --UU - natter 14:05, Jun 23

lolfag.    Orian57    Talk   14:12 23 June 2009

What? You try and be friendly, and you get stalkers making odd accusations. Honestly... --UU - natter 14:17, Jun 23

I'm not following you. Just keeping my eye out for your edits so I can make further edits, in what some may call a conversation -- I'm lonely ok!? And as for acusation I was just meargly trying to get across that you seem to be flirting with this guy a whole lot more than you flirt with me! I don't remember getting a "funky" when I made my new sig, I got "Slick" or something equally as vapid. It's not fair! Nobody loves me... :(    Orian57    Talk   14:31 23 June 2009

Woops. I did make User:Dylanlip/sig2 (Don't ask about the 2), and I forgot to make it a nosubst. Thanks for the tip!  Dylanlip  (talk) 17:55, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Did you click the custom sig box too? remember it has to be {{subst:nosubst|User:Dylanlip/sig2}} (I decapitalised, that may make the difference, mine isn't in caps). Try that.    Orian57    Talk   20:47 23 June 2009

Why

Are you replacing images all over the place? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:09, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

Consensus was gained and approved here. 22:10, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

OK, makes sense. I didn't mean my question in a threatening manner (I'm not even a sysop so it's not like I could actually do anything), I was just wondering why you were doing it. Thanks for helping to improve our glorious site! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:15, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

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Noted your replacement of images in Peru and Global warming. Glad this section is here because I wasn't part of no stinkin' consensus (though I never have been, nor asked to be). Now:

• I also used the stop hand in Peruvian slang.
• In none of the three cases is it necessarily the best graphic; in no case is it there to STOP the user. For example, the section in Global warming deserves an expression of disapproval (biohazard? nuclear?) rather than a stop hand. Spıke ¬  17:11, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up. Right now I am aware of the fact that some templates should not be using the stop hand in general. They will be replaced with the appropriate graphic once I am finished replacing the old stop hand. It's currently being done this way to make everything at least look more presentable before I go through each instance.

Ooh, cool colors of all those triangle hazard signs! Is there a usage guide for, say, the purple one? Spıke ¬  21:40, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

The colors of the hazard signs are mainly to match with the template color. If a template is purple/pink, the color triangle should be purple. 16:13, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

QVFD

Please make sure to only add new (let's say, up to a week old) articles to QVFD. You've added to well known and "established" articles to the list - international page blanking day and an article that contains nothing but a full stop. If you want to rid of those, you need to put them on VFD. Thanks. ~ 09:52, 10 July 2009 (UTC)