User:Zrinn

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This user is American ...and incredibly ashamed of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user should not be trusted.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

Usb! No, really! Usb!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!

BS This userpage is bullshit. BS

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

es E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school. es E

sa 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Sarcasm. sa 3

il 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay. il 2

ht 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML. ht 1

lz X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers. lz X

du G This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers. du G

ow 2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under their bed and really wants to read them. ow 2

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

♀♂ This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. ♀♂

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ...

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user loves pi

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user is a complete, irredeemable random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and vitiate at a cowbell.

This user will give you a seizure.

MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH

NO This user doesn't care. NO

This user's head A SPLODE.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

Towel This user is a frood who really knows where his/her towel is.

This user is reading your thoughts!

n00b This user is a n00b. n00b

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user's name may or may not be Alex Thompson.

This user may or may not be female.

This user may or may not be male.

This user is definitely not a hermaphrodite.

Promise.

This user realizes that this user has too many user boxes in this user's profile.

But this user doesn't care.