User:Willy on wheels/Uncyclopedia:Here to build an Uncyclopedia
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 | This page in a nutshell: Uncyclopedians are here to build an Uncyclopedia, i.e., a biased, unreliable, private, content-free reference work on topics which may or may not be notable. Users whose behavior suggests that they are here for some other purpose risk being exiled to Wikipedia or Encyclopedia Dramatica, depending on what variety of tomfoolery they display. |
One of the five pliers of Uncyclopedia is that Uncyclopedia is an Uncyclopedia. Another one is to be civil, but this one is even less followed than the previous one. This means that editors aren't meant to be a dick, and write shit. Specifically, shit that they wrote themselves. Because of this, editors who seem to have ulterior motives will be subjected to several different righteous punishments.
The expression "here to build an Uncyclopedia" is something that the author of this page pulled out of their ass one day (see the page history for the person and day in question) and is defined above, but is generally meaningless. It has never really been used in anything, but who gives a shit?
Being here to build an Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source]
Signs that a user may be here to build an Uncyclopedia include:
Genuine moccasins and being uncared-for by George Bush
- Having genuine moccasins is obviously a sign of being a true Uncyclopedian, and it also shows that they are a true gangsta. While George Bush famously does not care about black people, in reality, George Bush really doesn't care about anyone. As such, not being cared for by George Bush is proof that one is a human.
Overuse of in-jokes
- As Oscar Wilde once said to Kanye West, "George Bush not caring about black people is the reason for Uncyclopedia's existence". Captain Obvious, who was, at the time, a young man from Nantucket, spread this truism. AAAAAAAAA was a common reaction, and many resorted to kitten huffing as they were unable to handle the truth. It was only 2005, after all, and Chronarion had just made Uncyclopedia on his Euroipod. Contrary to popular belief, a wizard did not create Uncyclopedia, but one did pilot the USS Asperger. However, Chronarion has done that before, and he will do it again, and he will fucking kill Anonymous Slashy. Unfortunately, BENSON did almost kill Chronarion. This did NOT lead to the cabal taking over Uncyclopedia, as there is no cabal. Alas, Chronarion was eventually brought to his end in 2007 by 4.252.99.182, who simply told him to eat shit, fuckers. After this, Donald Tusk took over Uncyclopedia for a few months, until he was attacked by a grue during his sojourn in nobody cares and died, giving Uncyclopedia to Lyrithya. This history must be acknowledged in every page.