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VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK This page is not appropriate for our more sensitive viewers. It may contain naughty, filthy things like breasts, boobies, tits, knockers or funbags. Nasty words like cock, fuck, capitalism, & Barbra Streisand may also appear in the text. Viewing by persons under the age of 18 is not recommended, no matter how much they want to see a page filled with cursing. That means you, <insert name here>. Yes, we know who you are & Jesus is watching you!

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Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

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My Templates (Some But Not All That I Have Made) This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is apart of the offical Uncyclopedia Alliance for Cyber Nations. God help us.

This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.

This user joined the Folding@home Team , because he gives a damn & so should you.

This user can be found on the Ucyclopedia Frappr.

This user owns a sufficient amount of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder.

This user hides his WMDs in coffee cans in his backyard.

This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.

Wag This user knows that Walgreens sells children for smack. Wag

This user runs the Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.

This user IS Communism

This user is worthless to Uncyclopedia & should be huffed.

This user thinks that they are worth something.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user raises their own chickenbox.

This user denounces Wikipedia.

This user has a Commons Account.

This user is genetically superior to most users.

This user is a Marree Man . Drongos just became an endangered species.

笑话 This user has a sense of humor. Something which most users lack. 笑话

This user understands American sign language.

This user has an unhealthy obsession with Hello Kitty.

This user is right-handed & burns lefties at the stake. They are sinister witches & must be exterminated at all cost.

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