User:Theyahweh

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User:Theyahweh[edit]

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Captain Confusion

on this article

Born in 5678 b.C. by this guy with hunger for revenge and thirst for... errr...disaster??

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and has blessed this page.
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This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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This user is a total UKer
and will commit murder for a proper cup of tea.
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This user is a militant agnostic
and is certain they are uncertain
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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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No, really!
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This user is a bad ass, so treat them with respect.
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This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers .
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This user got an F in Latin and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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This user speaks their mind all the time. Loudly. In your face!
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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
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This user's IQ is over 34567654345678.
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やらないか
この利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。……君はその……したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿!
やらないか
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This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).
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This user be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.
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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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This user is an evil clone of Sophia.
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This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
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This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user wants God Knows Where featured.
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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This user is a reincarnation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
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This user wants Captain Confusion featured.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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