User:Orian57/UnLibrary

Welcome to the UnBooks UnLibrary!

Here are the UnBookshelves of all UnBooks. For official UnBooks on Uncyclopedia, see here (Unofficial UnBooks categories include Recipes, Plays, HowTo and Instructions and are not included in the UnLibrary).

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UnBooks (most recent) UnAuthor of the Month

There is a guy. He is a seemingly ordinary guy, raising no interest and no suspicion when folks see him pass pass them by, but that is only appearance, only how he seems. He knows things, the truths of which are darker and sharper than the coldest shadows, the sorts of things that will curdle the blood and end all hope, and when he puts them to words, they... become. But he's just this guy, you know? He's Aleister in Chains. In his words, however, lies strangeness. Vote for UnAuthor of the Month

UnBest

Welcome, Quality-hound, to the UnBest section! Here you will find some of the greatest works from the rest of the library. That of course doesn't mean you don't have to look through the other shelves to find a good olde Diamond in the rough.

UnFiction

UnJunior Welcome, Children to the UnJunior section. Here you will find stories that are perfectly suited to your reading capabilities. All will have age-apropriate content, most will even have a none-to-subtle moral! How exiting! Adventure with a Gamebook! Horton Hires a Ho If You Give a Mouse a Cookie The Creature The Night After Christmas The Prince and the Pea Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer See Dick A Very Veggie Christmas UnRomance Welcome, Housewife, to the UnRomance section. Here You can fins stories with romance at their hearts. Stories about affairs and walks on moonlit beaches and the like. Something to mastubate to while your husband is on a buisness trip. The Night I Slept with Björk UnJournals Welcome, Soulsearcher, to the UnJournal section. Here you can "learn from other's experiances" by reading up on Journeys of self descovery and diarys of the desturbed. Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression

UnHorror Welcome, Creep, to the UnHorror section! Here you can find all the grizly stories of monsters, murder, gore and unnescessary erotic scenes. something to masturbate to. UnSci-Fi Welcome, Nerd, to the UnSci-fi section! Here you will find stories longer and more complicated than the CERN labaoritories. Stories about intergalatic space war that frequently come with their own language that you to learn. For fun. In your parent's basement. UnPoetia Welcome, Poetry-Lover, to the UnPoetia section. Here you can find poetry on a wide range of missery, pain, suffering and such. Don't be silly, all poetry is like that. I Wandered Lonely Through A Cloud How Do I Love Thee Shall I Compare Thee The Road Not Taken

UnFact

Computers and Internet Welcome, IT Man, to teh computers and internet section here you can pretend to brush up on your IT knowledge before going back to your job of throwing malteasers in the air and catching them with your mouth untill someone forgets their pass word. Grand Theft Auto III Game Guide Choosing a Web Browser UnGuides Welcome, Stranger, to the UnGuides section! Here you will find our collection of guides ranging from dating advice to Self-help. See also the HowTo section. Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner Electric Slide Embracing Mediocrity Guide to Being Emo, Oscar Wilde How to be Gay Whilst in Gaol, Oscar Wilde Professional Kitten Huffing To be a Fatty or Not to Be a Fatty Panic on the Streets of Birmingham A Vandals Guide The UnRoadMap Steal that Book UnTravel Guides Welcome, Tourist, the the UnTravel Guides! Here you will find peoples experiance of places and the people that live there. This means that you can share their experiance for much less than the cost of a flight to go there. UnBooks:The Castaway Travel Guide to New Jersey Travel Guide to California The Ultimate Guide to Going Somehwere My Summer with Martin, Jane Austen Phil Eats His Way Across North America

Unversity Welcome, Student, To the Unversity section. Here you can brush up on all sorts of topics: from Philiosophy to Biology and back again. You could even steal these textbooks to replace teh ones you burnt when you were drunk! 1000 Uncyclopedians Typing Hamlet The Gruesome Book of Grues The Three Weird Sisters are Alive and Well in Washington, DC The Hooded Anus Study Guide To Happyland UnReligion Helo, Reverand/Rabbi/Immam/Atheist, and welcome to the UnReligion section. Here you will find out all you need to know about the enemy via a selection of polemics and documents blessed by your various gods and leaders. The Pudgic Bible Third Epistle to the Thessalonians UnSupernatural Hello, Mr Average, and welcome to the UnSupernatural section. Here you will be able to learn about anything a little out of teh ordinary. Alien Reports

UnMisc

Welcome, Outcast, to the Misc section! Here you will find books like yourself: ones that, no matter how hard they try, just don't fit in.

• This is a Sample UnBook
• Cookbook

Unshelved

Due to his incredible lazyness the UnLibrarian Has not shelved these books yet. You can help by shelving them. You can also help by looking through here and finding books not featured in the UnLibrary. You can then either dump them under heare on shelve them. The UnLibrary would like to thank you for your... er... Well we'll thank you just in case.

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