User:Mattang

Mattang

“Haven't I seen this user before?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Mattang

How I throw up.

I am a super-republican.My favorite c-class actors are John Stamos and everyone from That 70s Show.Michael Moore is the devil.I am Italian, so I love Spaghetti, Meatballs, and dirty hats. I find lounge music very classy. I love '80s montages. I like to make redneck quotes.I like Uncyclopedia because it taught me how to be funny and not just stupid..not.
BSOD and Reaganomics!

Eyebeams!.

Math for the stupid

'Math'

Tard

I give this math more cowbell.

$boobs=awesome$
But on the other hand:
$boobs+(big)x4(women)=Awesome$
$boobsxwomenxTilaTequila+CountryMusic=fail$
$Rap+Country+FamilyGuy=FuckingStupid$
$Friends+XBox+Food+Boobs+GreatMusic-BitchyPeople=AnawesomeAfternoon$
$\sum _{n=0}^{\infty }{\frac {x^{n}}{n!}}$

This Pokemon is teh suck.

lotad

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I love cats almost as much as I love art

America is

1. Republicanism
2. Fight Clubs
3. Boobs
4. Comedy Central

The Following

The following articles are the ones I find amusing.
Polar Bear
This ones alright.
Jewtons!
Redneck
America
AAAAAA