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Necyklopedie (Czech Uncyclopedia)
- Special Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs/Committee of the Secretariacy
- Uncyclopedia:PVP I was thinking along the lines of "we have Uncyclopedia:PFP, why not PVP?"
- Uncyclopedia Review, parody of Wikipedia Review (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game
- UnPersonals (see Uncyclopedia talk:No Adverts)
- Uncyclopedian Museum so we can see the stuff
- UnFilms:Main Page So that we can make up movies and shit
- Various foreign language Uncyclopedias (see List of Uncyclopedias)
- Desciclopédia (Portuguese Uncyclopedia) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Necyklopedie (Czech Uncyclopedia) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Nonsensopedia (Polish Uncyclopedia) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Nonciclopedia (Italian Uncyclopedia) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Désencyclopédie (French Uncyclopedia) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Inciclopedia (Spanish Uncyclopedia) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Uncyclopedia.de (German Uncyclopedia) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Hikipedia (Finnish Uncyclopedia) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Essays and policies[edit source]
A Wikiholic sitting with his friends
- Uncyclopedia:No legal threats (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Uncyclopedia:Replies to common objections (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Uncyclopedia:Testimonials (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Uncyclopedia:Unusual articles, sporked in the style of this page. It would be useful to have this as a list for possible future articles... (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Uncyclopedia:Unusual requests (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Wikiholic (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Classic articles, in-jokes and other nonsense[edit source]
- A Fucking Bear
- Bruce Campbell's Chin
- Captain Understatement
- Dick Van Dyke's Moustache
- Do you know who my father is?
- East Carolina/West Carolina
- Every Piece of Southern Literature Ever Written
- GameFAQs/Random Insanity/Literature
- Giant Kidney Pie of Little Britain
- Obliquosphere
- Pointless Retrospective Articles: A Retrospective
- Politics of Romania (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Save a Jesii Foundation
- Sir Uncyclopedia
- Stalinbear
- That Woman from the Trailer Park
- The Official List of Embarrassing Teenage Fads (see also Category:Embarrassing Teenage Fads), parody of History of Western subcultures in the 20th Century in the form of The Official List of the Best Things in Existence
- The Presidential Battle Royale of 1975 (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- There were no survivors Get back get back don't know me like that. --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 12:51, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
- Uglo-Americans - don't we already have an article on this somewhere?
- Uncyclopedian from the Future
- What I Didn't Know about Romania
- Where's Walbro
- Whore of Babylon (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Zombie Abe Lincoln
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism[edit source]
- Great Pasta Bowl, version of heaven
- Underground Freezer of Doom, version of hell (see: here)
- Pastapharians, monsterist sect of the Caribbean
- Flaspamonists, monsterist sect of South Central Los Angeles,
- The Underground FSMer's of Westford, monsterist sect in England (see: here)
- The St. Brelades Bay Scrolls, document
- Plate of Shrimp, document
- Pastafarian Linguinarian War, document of holy war
- Scary pictures of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER stuck to bedroom walls, Exactly what it says it is
Major League Bloodbath[edit source]
- For a complete listing, see Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles/Bloodbath.
Disneyland Empire[edit source]
- Please remember that, in following the series, the traditional Disney characters are (for propaganda purposes) based on "real-life" characters and thus separate people (e.g. Mickey Mouse the Great vs. Mickey Mouse). For a complete listing, please see List of missing Disneyland articles.
- Admiral Pluto the Terrible (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Battle of Adventureland (see Battle of Orgreave/Pirate Liberation Organization) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Prince Charming (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Cruella De Vil (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Disney Defense Forces (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dissidentland (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- EuroDisney (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- List of never built Disney attractions (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
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HowTo[edit source]
- HowTo:Attend A Parent-Teacher Conference
- HowTo:Be A Stockbroker
- HowTo:Be Canadian
- HowTo:Be Italian
- HowTo:Create a race of Atomic Supermen, this could also be an idea for Why? or UnBooks written in the character of Futurama's Dr. Farnsworth (e.g. "why you should legalize/let me/give me money to create a race of atomic supermen!")
- HowTo:Do a little dance
- HowTo:Express Yourself In Song
- HowTo:Find Channel Z
- HowTo:French Kiss
- HowTo:Live Forever
- HowTo:Put This Delicately
- HowTo:Rig an Election without Arousing Suspicion
- HowTo:Serve Man (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- HowTo:Sneak Food into a Movie Theater
- HowTo:Sneak into a pay toilet without paying - Simple - shimmy under the stall. Worked when I was 5 years old.
- HowTo:Solve the world's problems
- HowTo:Speak Latin
- HowTo:Spell Muammar Gaddafi's Name
- HowTo:Spot an Undercover Cop
- HowTo:Stage a Monkey Knife-Fight
- HowTo:Steal from Jeremiah (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- HowTo:Use Chopsticks
- HowTo:Vote early and vote often (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
UnBooks[edit source]
- UnBooks:A Bad Day at the Office
- UnBooks:A McDonald's in Moscow
- UnBooks:Fish Finger Philosophy
- UnBooks:Edmund, A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins
- UnBooks:The Most Dangerous Game
- UnBooks:Plato's The Republic
- UnBooks:Purpose-Driven Life
- UnBooks:Cornholio, I hardly knew you
- UnBooks:And Then the Murders Began - from the latest meme of adding "And then the murders began" to the opening paragraph of famous books. See example here.
UnNews[edit source]
- See also: Fark.com
- UnNews:Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez
- UnNews:Earthlink announces new job openings
- UnNews:Ever wanted to create an army of Zombies? Now you can!
- UnNews:Girls go wild; Thousands killed
- UnNews:Global spam could halt ocean circulation, with harmful results
- UnNews:Some really witty and fantastic article which I can't think of, but there's something about this article that just screams for it.
- UnNews:TV's My name is Earl is slated for many awards
- UnNews:Hunting for toilet paper in Venezuela? We're gonna need a bigger boat. - see the Venezuela Toilet Paper Shortage
- UnNews:UN talks support unclean energy in unrich nations
- UnNews:Weapons Plant to Save $2 Per Year Through Energy Efficiency
Unquotable...[edit source]
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- The Unquotable C-3P0
- The Unquotable Lord Byron
- The Unquotable Jay Leno
- The Unquotable Jim Carrey
- The Unquotable Kanye West
- The Unquotable Steven Wright
- Deutsch
- 1337
UnReviews[edit source]
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WhatIf?[edit source]
- What If:All women had snouzer faces?
- What If:Elenour Roosevelt could fly?
- What If:Napoleon had B-52s at Waterloo? (the band or the military aircraft)
- What If:Superman grew up in Germany instead of America? (or Canada, France, Mexico, etc.)
- What If:You killed off the dinosaurs?
- What If:You sunk Atlantis
Why?[edit source]
- Why?:America is the worst place on earth
- Why?:Am I not outside on a nice day like this?
- Why?:Are there so many requests on this page?
- Why?:Australia is better than Great Britain
- Why?:Become a Supervillain (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Why?:Become a Vampire (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Why?:Buy Pluto
- Why?:Buy shares in the Brooklyn Bridge
- Why?:Call 911 (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Why?:Canada is better than Great Britain
- Why?:Care About Dead Children in Nigeria, alternatively it could be an article about a bitter/skeptical victim of the Nigerian Money Scam (ex. Why?:Dead Children in Nigeria is a Scam). (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Why?:Climb Mount Everest?
- Why?:Didn't You Listen?
- Why?:Disprove Your Own Existence?
- Why?:Do all shows on MTV suck?
- Why?:Do the Twist
- Why?:Doesn't My Son Play Sports Like Other Boys?, see here
- Why?:Drink the Kool-Aid? (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Why?:Eat Cookies before Bed?
- Why?:Everyone else is better than France (or Why?:Anywhere else is better then France)
- Why?:France Wants to Nuke Topeka, Kansas
- Why?:Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200
- Why?:Haven't I Gone to Bed Yet?
- Why?:Jesus Was Never Married (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Why?:I'm not even supposed to be here today (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Why?:I'm Sick of the Swiss (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Why?:Invest In A Condo On Karate Island
- Why?:Invest In Shamrock Island
- Why?:Is everyone laughing at me?
- Why?:Is my computer so slow - maybe because its 5 years old, has a full hard drive, or is trying to run 20 applications at the same time?
- Why?:It's your fault (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Why?:I Wear My Sunglasses At Night
- Why?:Keep Trying
- Why?:Move to Nigeria
- Why?:Never Talk to Strangers
- Why?:Only link to featured articles
- Why?:Paranoia is a Good Thing
- Why?:Play for the other team
- Why?:Punt Various Small Animals, see here
- Why?:Purchase a Large City Bridge
- Why?:Queering Don't Make The World Work (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Why?:Register on Uncyclopedia
- Why?:Rewrite history (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Why?:Sell Florida Back To Spain?
- Why?:Sell California Back To Mexico?
- Why?:Sell Alaska Back to Russia?
- Why?:Sing with a Sandwich in your mouth?
- Why?:Sign up for a Game Show? Definitely not for the tax consequences.
- Why?:Surrender To The Chinese?
- Why?:Perform electroshock therapy on yourself with a Tazer
- Why?:Use Ad Hominem, see here
- Why?:You Just Cost Me $6,000 (and one Cadillac), see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)