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Uncyclopedia-related

Necyklopedie (Czech Uncyclopedia)

• Special Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs/Committee of the Secretariacy
• Uncyclopedia:PVP I was thinking along the lines of "we have Uncyclopedia:PFP, why not PVP?"
• Uncyclopedia Review, parody of Wikipedia Review (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game
• UnPersonals (see Uncyclopedia talk:No Adverts)
• Uncyclopedian Museum so we can see the stuff
• UnFilms:Main Page So that we can make up movies and shit

Various foreign language Uncyclopedias (see List of Uncyclopedias)

• Desciclopédia (Portuguese Uncyclopedia) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Necyklopedie (Czech Uncyclopedia) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Nonsensopedia (Polish Uncyclopedia) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Nonciclopedia (Italian Uncyclopedia) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Désencyclopédie (French Uncyclopedia) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Inciclopedia (Spanish Uncyclopedia) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Uncyclopedia.de (German Uncyclopedia) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hikipedia (Finnish Uncyclopedia) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Essays and policies

A Wikiholic sitting with his friends

• Uncyclopedia:No legal threats (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Uncyclopedia:Replies to common objections (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Uncyclopedia:Testimonials (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Uncyclopedia:Unusual articles, sporked in the style of this page. It would be useful to have this as a list for possible future articles... (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Uncyclopedia:Unusual requests (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Wikiholic (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Classic articles, in-jokes and other nonsense

• A Fucking Bear
• Bruce Campbell's Chin
• Captain Understatement
• Dick Van Dyke's Moustache
• Do you know who my father is?
• East Carolina/West Carolina
• Every Piece of Southern Literature Ever Written
• GameFAQs/Random Insanity/Literature
• Giant Kidney Pie of Little Britain
• Obliquosphere
• Pointless Retrospective Articles: A Retrospective
• Politics of Romania (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Save a Jesii Foundation
• Sir Uncyclopedia
• Stalinbear
• That Woman from the Trailer Park
• The Official List of Embarrassing Teenage Fads (see also Category:Embarrassing Teenage Fads), parody of History of Western subcultures in the 20th Century in the form of The Official List of the Best Things in Existence
• The Presidential Battle Royale of 1975 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• There were no survivors Get back get back don't know me like that. --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 12:51, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
• Uglo-Americans - don't we already have an article on this somewhere?
• Uncyclopedian from the Future
• What I Didn't Know about Romania
• Where's Walbro
• Whore of Babylon (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Zombie Abe Lincoln

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

• Great Pasta Bowl, version of heaven
• Underground Freezer of Doom, version of hell (see: here)
• Pastapharians, monsterist sect of the Caribbean
• Flaspamonists, monsterist sect of South Central Los Angeles,
• The Underground FSMer's of Westford, monsterist sect in England (see: here)
• The St. Brelades Bay Scrolls, document
• Plate of Shrimp, document
• Pastafarian Linguinarian War, document of holy war
• Scary pictures of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER stuck to bedroom walls, Exactly what it says it is

Major League Bloodbath

For a complete listing, see Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles/Bloodbath.

• Arawak Golden Warriors
• Beijing Billion
• Cordóba Conquistadores
• Delhi Atomics

Disneyland Empire

Please remember that, in following the series, the traditional Disney characters are (for propaganda purposes) based on "real-life" characters and thus separate people (e.g. Mickey Mouse the Great vs. Mickey Mouse). For a complete listing, please see List of missing Disneyland articles.

• Admiral Pluto the Terrible (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Battle of Adventureland (see Battle of Orgreave/Pirate Liberation Organization) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Prince Charming (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cruella De Vil (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Disney Defense Forces (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dissidentland (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• EuroDisney (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• List of never built Disney attractions (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

UnProjects-related

HowTo

• HowTo:Attend A Parent-Teacher Conference
• HowTo:Be A Stockbroker
• HowTo:Be Canadian
• HowTo:Be Italian
• HowTo:Create a race of Atomic Supermen, this could also be an idea for Why? or UnBooks written in the character of Futurama's Dr. Farnsworth (e.g. "why you should legalize/let me/give me money to create a race of atomic supermen!")
• HowTo:Do a little dance
• HowTo:Express Yourself In Song
• HowTo:Find Channel Z
• HowTo:French Kiss
• HowTo:Live Forever
• HowTo:Put This Delicately
• HowTo:Rig an Election without Arousing Suspicion
• HowTo:Serve Man (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• HowTo:Sneak Food into a Movie Theater
• HowTo:Sneak into a pay toilet without paying - Simple - shimmy under the stall. Worked when I was 5 years old.
• HowTo:Solve the world's problems
• HowTo:Speak Latin
• HowTo:Spell Muammar Gaddafi's Name
• HowTo:Spot an Undercover Cop
• HowTo:Stage a Monkey Knife-Fight
• HowTo:Steal from Jeremiah (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• HowTo:Use Chopsticks
• HowTo:Vote early and vote often (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

UnBooks

The general smiled. "No," he said. "Hunting tigers ceased to interest me some years ago. I exhausted their possibilities, you see. No thrill left in tigers, no real danger. I live for danger, Mr. Rainsford. I live for grizzly-boom tennis."

• UnBooks:A Bad Day at the Office
• UnBooks:A McDonald's in Moscow
• UnBooks:Fish Finger Philosophy
• UnBooks:Edmund, A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins
• UnBooks:The Most Dangerous Game
• UnBooks:Plato's The Republic
• UnBooks:Purpose-Driven Life
• UnBooks:Cornholio, I hardly knew you
• UnBooks:And Then the Murders Began - from the latest meme of adding "And then the murders began" to the opening paragraph of famous books. See example here.

UnNews

See also: Fark.com

• UnNews:Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez
• UnNews:Earthlink announces new job openings
• UnNews:Ever wanted to create an army of Zombies? Now you can!
• UnNews:Girls go wild; Thousands killed
• UnNews:Global spam could halt ocean circulation, with harmful results
• UnNews:Some really witty and fantastic article which I can't think of, but there's something about this article that just screams for it.
• UnNews:TV's My name is Earl is slated for many awards
• UnNews:Hunting for toilet paper in Venezuela? We're gonna need a bigger boat. - see the Venezuela Toilet Paper Shortage
• UnNews:UN talks support unclean energy in unrich nations
• UnNews:Weapons Plant to Save $2 Per Year Through Energy Efficiency

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UnReviews

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• The Princess Bride
• Independence Day
• The Last Samurai
• North
• Titanic
• Shock Me Pikachu

WhatIf?

• What If:All women had snouzer faces?
• What If:Elenour Roosevelt could fly?
• What If:Napoleon had B-52s at Waterloo? (the band or the military aircraft)
• What If:Superman grew up in Germany instead of America? (or Canada, France, Mexico, etc.)
• What If:You killed off the dinosaurs?
• What If:You sunk Atlantis

Why?

• Why?:America is the worst place on earth
• Why?:Am I not outside on a nice day like this?
• Why?:Are there so many requests on this page?
• Why?:Australia is better than Great Britain
• Why?:Become a Supervillain (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:Become a Vampire (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:Buy Pluto
• Why?:Buy shares in the Brooklyn Bridge
• Why?:Call 911 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:Canada is better than Great Britain
• Why?:Care About Dead Children in Nigeria, alternatively it could be an article about a bitter/skeptical victim of the Nigerian Money Scam (ex. Why?:Dead Children in Nigeria is a Scam). (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:Climb Mount Everest?
• Why?:Didn't You Listen?
• Why?:Disprove Your Own Existence?
• Why?:Do all shows on MTV suck?
• Why?:Do the Twist
• Why?:Doesn't My Son Play Sports Like Other Boys?, see here
• Why?:Drink the Kool-Aid? (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:Eat Cookies before Bed?
• Why?:Everyone else is better than France (or Why?:Anywhere else is better then France)
• Why?:France Wants to Nuke Topeka, Kansas
• Why?:Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200
• Why?:Haven't I Gone to Bed Yet?
• Why?:Jesus Was Never Married (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:I'm not even supposed to be here today (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:I'm Sick of the Swiss (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:Invest In A Condo On Karate Island
• Why?:Invest In Shamrock Island
• Why?:Is everyone laughing at me?
• Why?:Is my computer so slow - maybe because its 5 years old, has a full hard drive, or is trying to run 20 applications at the same time?
• Why?:It's your fault (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:I Wear My Sunglasses At Night
• Why?:Keep Trying
• Why?:Move to Nigeria
• Why?:Never Talk to Strangers
• Why?:Only link to featured articles
• Why?:Paranoia is a Good Thing
• Why?:Play for the other team
• Why?:Punt Various Small Animals, see here
• Why?:Purchase a Large City Bridge
• Why?:Queering Don't Make The World Work (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:Register on Uncyclopedia
• Why?:Rewrite history (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:Sell Florida Back To Spain?
• Why?:Sell California Back To Mexico?
• Why?:Sell Alaska Back to Russia?
• Why?:Sing with a Sandwich in your mouth?
• Why?:Sign up for a Game Show? Definitely not for the tax consequences.
• Why?:Surrender To The Chinese?
• Why?:Perform electroshock therapy on yourself with a Tazer
• Why?:Use Ad Hominem, see here
• Why?:You Just Cost Me $6,000 (and one Cadillac), see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)