User:Lonefolf

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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

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This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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Did you know *... that originally, Hell was an acronym for "Happiness, Euphoria, and Lively Laughter?"

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Well, not really

Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: If you are in London today, don't be surprised by the sudden appearance of excess light, the rest of the world calls it Sun. The cause was noted by a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil. Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day. Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts. A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer. As a note, God spoke to NOAA today, and hath said a large willy-willy is to be expected. Special Weather Report: A pack of domesticated tornadoes escaped Oklahoma and may be roaming loose near Canada.

Global Warming Indicator

The snow in Thailand is yellow whereas in China it is magenta!

Come in my face, in my hair, Treat me like your little whore, In my ear, in my rear, Till I’m crying out for more, In the car, behind the bar, Up against my bedroom wall, In my bed or in the shed, Till I’m crying out for more.

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Come between my cheeks, on my feet, Treat me like your little whore, On my toes, up my nose, Till I’m crying out for more

Till I’m crying for more And I swear that I won’t tell my mum

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