User:Lonefolf

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Did you know *... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?

just remember; Sleeping at the wheel is a good way to keep from growing old. wet29zitFUCK, a Levannath

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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • No weather will be given for the state of New Jersey - they're too far in debt to affoard it.


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  • Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog.


  • On to Eurasia, there'll be some heavy thunder about as loud as a mountain goat fart.


  • A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer.


  • In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings.


Special Weather Report:

A pack of domesticated tornadoes escaped Oklahoma and may be roaming loose near Canada.

Global Warming Indicator

Today's forecast was absolutely correct for Phuket, do you wonder why?


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Wes Anderson was born on May 1, 1969, in Houston, Texas, one of three sons, the other being artist Eric Chase Anderson and an unnamed other. His father was estranged and his mother was religious. Eventually, his mother decided to become a nun and when his father died, his mother couldn't come to the funeral as she was too busy fixing this church in a remote village somewhere in Northern India. Some say this incident was the inspiration behind the Darjeeling Limited, but I digress.

People say that he was inspired by film when he went to college. Others say no. I think he got the idea when he was a security guard and he had an obsession with putting everything in the store in a certain way so the objects on his tiny TV screen wouldn't be a total eyesore. (Full article...)

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