User:Lonefolf

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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• ... that the waterways of Oslo, Norway are much like Venice, except that they are open sewers? (Pictured)

• ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
• ... that women are more likely to have a vagina than men?
• ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
• ... that Osama bin Laden is actually alive and well and hiding in your closet?
• ... that homeopathic solutions are an effective treatment for thirst?
• ... that Michael Jackson should have had more apples to keep his doctor away?
• ... that the A-bombs dropped on Japan were awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?

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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Starting in Europe where it should be dull and drizzly in the morning, a bit like waking up next to a lukewarm corpse. In India, no sun for at least a month or two, followed by a month or two of blazing sun every day. On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow. Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring. In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there. Special Weather Report: Today's weather in Cloud City is once again partly cloudy.

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Many great thinkers have transposed themselves onto the Byronic hero both as an archetypal platform for their frustrated over inflated egos and a reason to reject perceived authorities. Highbrow teenage rebellion is best understood as personifying the Byronic hero. In most, if not all real life and fictional Byronic heroes are far from being teenagers and should have grown out of it in their late teens and early twenties.

It is a common misnomer to confuse the Byronic hero with the Anti-Hero mode, the difference is that while the anti-hero has some genuine moment of altering his path, the Byronic hero is too preoccupied with power and sex to grasp this and so remains static and shallow. The man who gave us the 'Byronic' hero was the writer-poet-poser Lord George Byron. A celebrated English wit of the Romantic era and a man who could talk any woman (or man if it was winter) out of their clothes and into his bed within five minutes. (Full article...)

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