User:Lonefolf

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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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And now, for something just a little more serious

Well, not really

Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: After hitting America, hurricane Wilma is now changing to hurricane Humma Kavula and is approaching Woodstock to revisit the acid rock experience.....purple haze..ya really blew my mind... In India, no sun for at least a month or two, followed by a month or two of blazing sun every day. Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground. In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft. In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there. Special Weather Report: Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat.

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The odds of this forecast actually occurring is equal to the odds of an astronaut surviving a mission to Mars while being duct taped to a rhino.

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<Piefan29> Дu чц likёё pie??

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