User:Lonefolf

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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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Did you know *...that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?

just remember; Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery. incredible6wristDAGO, a Kihunter

And now, for something just a little more serious

Well, not really

Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: If you are in London today, don't be surprised by the sudden appearance of excess light, the rest of the world calls it Sun. The cause was noted by a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil. For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there. Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground. A hoarfrost is expected in downtown Amsterdam today. In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings. Special Weather Report: A pack of wild hurricanes were reported to be cited with public intoxication and slamming into continents without a license.

Global Warming Indicator

Only two complained that this forecast sucked, the other 42,089,357 were getting high.

Now, ya see, Bwost'n or Boss-tin (owfishally Beantown) is dis city, thas in Mass'chs'tts. It's ne-ah tha wahtuh, an' um, peoples lives thay-uh.

They's got beans 'nd chowdah anna whoole lotta construction. Guv'mint says da Big Dig s'gonna be done soon, but all 'm seein is DETOUR.

I ain't too good at writin, so I'se gonna try tuh make dis unnastanable. (Full article...)

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