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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Surprisingly, it won't rain in Seattle, Washington today. London, however, is still foggy. Starting in Scotland, expect golf ball size hail at tee-off. On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane. In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow. As a note, God spoke to NOAA today, and hath said a large willy-willy is to be expected. Special Weather Report: This shit so fire, it's burning down hundreds of square miles in California.

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The odds of yesterday's forecast accuracy are about as good as today's stock market pricing index for crude oil.

Tesco, officially the Federal Union of Autonomous Shopping Republics, is a large country that has grown in size since its origin in 1917. It is the largest thing in the world by some considerable distance. It was founded largely on Marxist shopping principles, somewhat of a contradiction you might say, but they sure as hell have found a way! While inside, please refrain from buying Nando’s new Mouth-Roasting-Japan-Hiroshima-Bomb-Devil’s-Blood-Extra-Spicy sauce.

Tesco recruits its staff by loitering outside school gates, waiting for school dropouts. It has a strict policy of not employing anybody with 5 GCSEs or more. If you send them 10 or more CVs they send you a polite letter to tell you to stop sending fucking CVs.

So if you're looking for an exciting, well paid and mentally stimulating career that allows you to express your creativity, get lots of fresh air, make lifelong mates and meet lots of interesting people, then working for Tesco is not for you. (Full article...)

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