User:Lonefolf

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  • Things should improve in Africa and the Americas, but there'll be loud thunderstorms in the evening, about the volume of a Thin Lizzy concert.


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  • Russia will have absolutely no weather this weekend. We still admit nothing...


  • On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane.


  • In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.


  • In summary, light breezes everywhere.


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Pat Robertson predicted the end of the World was yesterday, for those of you who missed it.

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The last time this forecast was 100% correct, somebody really unimportant died.


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Mathematics (from Greek άθημα máthēma, “knowledge, study, learning”) is the systematic torture of students disguised as the study of quantity, structure, space, and change. Mathematicians seek out patterns and formulate new conjectures, trying to make sense of the universe by examining these abstract concepts, determining common traits, and then experimenting to see if this advanced knowledge will help them get women into bed. These conjectures are often faulty, and this subsequent failure is referred to as mathematical proof.

Galileo Galilei (1564–1642) said, "The universe cannot be read until we have learned the language and become familiar with the characters in which it is written. It is written in mathematical language... Without these, one is wandering about in a dark labyrinth". He was also condemned by the church for heresy, and the only surviving body part of his is his middle finger on his right hand. This is currently kept at the Museo Galileo in Florence, Italy, allowing him to give the finger to the Catholic Church from beyond the grave. (Full article...)

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