User:Lonefolf

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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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just remember; Life is a bed of roses, thorns and all. incredible61gastrointestinal sphincterWOP, a Hurthling

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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Mainland Europe can expect plagues of locusts...I aint fugging doing the weather until I get paid Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada... Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts. In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow. In summary, cool showers, cold beer, and grilled bratwurst makes Jack a happy happy man. Special Weather Report: Yo mama so cold, she caused the last Ice age.

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The last time this forecast was 100% correct, somebody really unimportant died.

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Your friend pissing you off? Owe you 5 bucks? Maybe they lost your pet? Ate your Haagen-Dazs? Maybe even fucked your sister? Well, there's a way to get back at them: Burn their house down. I've done this a bit too much, and I paid the price. But I'll tell you how to do it and not get caught. (Full article...)

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