User:Lonefolf

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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Surprisingly, it won't rain in Seattle, Washington today. London, however, is still foggy.


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  • Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog.


  • Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year.


  • In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.


  • In summary, it is expected to be a bad-hair day for Oscar Wilde.


Special Weather Report:

A pack of domesticated tornadoes escaped Oklahoma, and may be roaming loose near Canada.

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Pikmin, much like Lady GaGa, are hermaphrodites, and as such are unable to have sex. (Though there are records of Pikmin ejaculating into the soil when they die which later sprouts more Pikmin.) instead, they feed plant pellets into machines which then shoot out mini Pikmin known in this stage as seedmin (which are closely related to semin). An alien then plucks it from the ground and instates it into slavery, separating them and assigning them tasks based on the color of their skin, just as god intended. Pikmin are made up of many different races, each having inherent strengths and weaknesses, their value is entirely determined by this, just like real life! (Full article...)

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