User:Lonefolf

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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

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This user contributes using Mozilla, because it could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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Lonefolf's IP is 127.0.0.1.

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This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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Did you know *... that Drake the type of dingbat to believe everything he reads on Uncyclopedia?

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And now, for something just a little more serious

Well, not really

Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: No weather will be given for the state of New Jersey - they're too far in debt to affoard it. Over to Africa, there'll be cool breeze to start a warm day tomorrow, with a slight chance of guerilla warfare in the afternoon. Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts. In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft. In summary, it is expected to be a bad-hair day for Oscar Wilde. Special Weather Report: Today's weather in Cloud City is once again partly cloudy.

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This morning's weather was bought to you by Charlton Heston and his cold dead brother.

Let's get one thing straight, my dear Wats-onium.

(Puffs cigar).

When you're talking magnetism, you're talking about me. I've got the highest magnetic moment of ANY naturally occurring element. You could call it a magnetic personality. I pull the facts right out of the air. Things are just drawn to me. Like you, and don't deny it. It's a gift, from me to you.

(Gestures to empty seat in front of desk)

In my pure, elemental form, I'm a bright, silvery character. Soft enough to be cut with a knife, IF you can get close enough. But I don't stay pristine for long.

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The streets of this world, this city, the damp air, they tarnish me, give me a yellowish oxide coat.

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It adds character, and everyone loves character.

(Throws down cigar and picks up pipe). (Full article...)

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