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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Surprisingly, it won't rain in Seattle, Washington today. London, however, is still foggy. Over to Africa, there'll be cool breeze to start a warm day tomorrow, with a slight chance of guerilla warfare in the afternoon. On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane. In Brazil, a warm push is expected to cause overshooting tops, causing Rio to experience widespread mammatus. In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather. Special Weather Report: Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.

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Snakes on a Plane is a 2006 high-concept action thriller film which also doubles as an Internet meme. Based on a relatively obscure Dr. Seuss book, the film highlights Samuel L. Jackson's desperate and heroic battle against some 200,000 poisonous snakes, all of which takes place on the titular plane. (It should be noted that every snake on the plane was non-venomous, and in real life, the flight would have ended with a few minor bites rather than gruesome death.)

Snakes on a Plane was released to highly polarized opinions. Critics griped about its lack of a comprehensive plot, inaccuracies, and nonsensical mix of sex, drugs, gore, snakes, and planes. The Internet, on the other hand, loved it, and spouted Jackson's line "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" about fifty million times. (Full article...)

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