User:Laurusnobilis

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This user is a native speaker of Italiano.

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This user only speaks Latin because it was a required course in school.

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This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers .

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user's IQ is over 160.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

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This user is an evil clone of [[User:it:Laurusnobilis|it:Laurusnobilis]].

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This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window .

This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.

This mathematical user loves pi

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.

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Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."

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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user is a Mercenary , and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain

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